BREAKING: Greg Bovino has a lot to say about his firing, but is currently struggling to reach the microphone.
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BREAKING: Greg Bovino has a lot to say about his firing, but is currently struggling to reach the microphone.
#notactualnews #satire #shortman #bigmouth
Well GOOD! #ICE #Miinnesota #shortman l.smartnews.com/p-71iMeSZy/N...
The petite man eagerly and reverently wiped down the heavy plate mail, wiping aware the blood and grime and focused wholly on his task. Lady Jocelyn presented one armor clad foot for her devoted attendant, and then once he was done with it, moved to present the other. "Such devotion to duty! You honor Him and the Sisterhood with your service! I'm always pleased at your attention to detail and how my armor gleams so out in the field.... it strikes fear into those hiding heretical hearts when my Sisters and I are present. And of course, if they're afraid then that's proof that there are a heretic. It's so simple to weed these traitors out." Rikard dutifully nodded alone with what the battle nun looming above him was saying. He wasn't quite sure if he agreed with that logic, but he wasn't foolish enough to verbalize those thoughts. That was the quickest way of ensuring he was purged. In fact... any sort of disobedience to the sisters would be seen as heretical. Circular logic aside, he would have attended to them eagerly regardless. Was it love? Did he love them? Did he love his Lady? Or did he love what his Lady had him do for her? Or what she did to him? Was there a difference? "Of course my Lady, you obviously know more then I about such matters. I am only too happy to serve Him through ensuring your ever needs are taken care of." With his cleaning done, Rikard bent his face even lower and began to reverently kiss the woman's heavy boots in complete devotion. His eyes closed, he was felt he was exactly where he wanted to be... no, where he was destined to be.
Angel in Armor - 2
Her little attendant is only too eager to cleanse her boots and kiss them in worshipful reverence...
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Drawtober 2022 #ghosts #blue #purple #black #green #ShortMan #TallWoman #trueform #creatures #monsters #dolls #ventriloquist #creepy #Mirror #ghostwoman
Don't get short with me Stephen Miller π
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Was Napoleon really that short? We try to answer that question πββοΈ in the βshortβ video below.π #napoleon #shortman
Fuck you Funnie
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#OC 7: Ra'ad, a young (and short) vigilante who's bit too self-serious but with remarkable fighting skills and electric powers. #footsky #ticklesky #tickleart #footart #malefeet #maletickling #brownfeet #shortking #shortman #arab #maletsundere #muscle #bishonen #cuteguy
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Hey Arnold! storyboard Sneak Peek:
Miles, Stella and Miriam run while Stella scolds Miriam for her parenting.
Stella: "Just so we're clear-- you and Bob are terrible parents!"
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