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Panel 1
Stef: So how's the new tech support guy working out?
Mike: Just fine. He's nearly as good as Greg.

Panel 2
Stef: Really? How so?
Mike: His approach with customers is a little different, but it does the job.

Panel 3
Cartman: Ey! I don't have to take that kind of crap from a scrawny weakling like you!!

Panel 1 Stef: So how's the new tech support guy working out? Mike: Just fine. He's nearly as good as Greg. Panel 2 Stef: Really? How so? Mike: His approach with customers is a little different, but it does the job. Panel 3 Cartman: Ey! I don't have to take that kind of crap from a scrawny weakling like you!!

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.9th1998

#Cartman #Mike #Stef

#SouthPark

Notes:
First non Sunday strip with colour.
First appearance of a character from another IP.

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Panel 1
Dust Puppy (thinking): Oh my. The final apocalyptic deathmatch with my nemesis. If it wasn't for that sign from the Great Modem, I'd be terrified. As it is, I'm just scared witless.

Panel 2
Dust Puppy (thinking): What am I going to do? The crud puppy is bigger than me, meaner than me, craftier than me, and he plays really dirty. What else could possibly go wrong?

Panel 3
Stef: Hey little guy. I'm here to give you some Quake tips.
Dust Puppy: O Great Modem, why hast thou forsaken me?

Panel 1 Dust Puppy (thinking): Oh my. The final apocalyptic deathmatch with my nemesis. If it wasn't for that sign from the Great Modem, I'd be terrified. As it is, I'm just scared witless. Panel 2 Dust Puppy (thinking): What am I going to do? The crud puppy is bigger than me, meaner than me, craftier than me, and he plays really dirty. What else could possibly go wrong? Panel 3 Stef: Hey little guy. I'm here to give you some Quake tips. Dust Puppy: O Great Modem, why hast thou forsaken me?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.2nd1998

#DustPuppy #Stef

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Fermeture en vue pour la plate-forme d’e-commerce alimentaire de Carrefour à Aulnay-sous-Bois ? - Aulnaylibre ! Selon le site l’Informé, la plate-forme d’e-commerce alimentaire de Carrefour située sur l’ancien site PSA à Aulnay-sous-Bois pourrait fermer ses portes. Confiée au sous-traitant Stef, cette activité ...

Fermeture en vue pour la plate-forme d’e-commerce alimentaire de Carrefour à Aulnay-sous-Bois ? #aulnay #carrefour #stef #ecommerce #alimentation www.aulnaylibre.com/2026/02/ferm...

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Panel 1
Crud Puppy: Server. Yum. Make problems. Heheheheheh.

Panel 2
Stef: I was helping an important client with their new chat server, and for some reason the keyboard has taken on a life of its own...

Panel 3
Office Drudge: Stef Called you a WHAT?
Important Client: "a big girl's blouse." I'm not that effeminate am I?

Panel 1 Crud Puppy: Server. Yum. Make problems. Heheheheheh. Panel 2 Stef: I was helping an important client with their new chat server, and for some reason the keyboard has taken on a life of its own... Panel 3 Office Drudge: Stef Called you a WHAT? Important Client: "a big girl's blouse." I'm not that effeminate am I?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.26th1998

#CrudPuppy #Mike #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: What're you reading, AJ?
AJ: CNN News on the Web. Do you know how much information they're releasing on US Military strategy in Iraq? Look at it all!

Panel 2
Stef: That's so scary. Iraqi inteligence is probably cruising the Web and disseminating the information even as we speak.

Panel 3
Iraqi Soldier: Achmed, check out this Web page! Many naughty women, and this one looks like the Colonel's wife!

Panel 1 Stef: What're you reading, AJ? AJ: CNN News on the Web. Do you know how much information they're releasing on US Military strategy in Iraq? Look at it all! Panel 2 Stef: That's so scary. Iraqi inteligence is probably cruising the Web and disseminating the information even as we speak. Panel 3 Iraqi Soldier: Achmed, check out this Web page! Many naughty women, and this one looks like the Colonel's wife!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.23rd1998

#AJ #Stef

#Iraq

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Panel 1
Mike: Where's Stef?
AJ: He's taking Quake lessons from Dust Puppy.

Panel 2
Mike: WHAT? If Stef plays like the little guy, he'll butcher us!
AJ: Oh, I really wouldn't worry.

Panel 3
Stef: Boy, this is harder then it looks.
Dust Puppy: Stop waving your arms.

Panel 1 Mike: Where's Stef? AJ: He's taking Quake lessons from Dust Puppy. Panel 2 Mike: WHAT? If Stef plays like the little guy, he'll butcher us! AJ: Oh, I really wouldn't worry. Panel 3 Stef: Boy, this is harder then it looks. Dust Puppy: Stop waving your arms.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.21st1998

#AJ #DustPuppy #Mike #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: I don't believe it. Tanya, you're actually playing Quake! How is it that someone as nice as you can play something as viscious as Quake?

Panel 2
Tanya: A new expansion pack came out. I just had to try it.

Panel 3
Audio from computer: I want unlimited time, perfect service, zero down time and I want it all for free! And you're wrong and I'm always right!

Panel 4
Stef: What's this pack called anyway?
Tanya: "Customer Service Revenge." Die, spawn of the Devil!
Audio from computer: BLAM! BLAM! AAAGH!

Panel 1 Stef: I don't believe it. Tanya, you're actually playing Quake! How is it that someone as nice as you can play something as viscious as Quake? Panel 2 Tanya: A new expansion pack came out. I just had to try it. Panel 3 Audio from computer: I want unlimited time, perfect service, zero down time and I want it all for free! And you're wrong and I'm always right! Panel 4 Stef: What's this pack called anyway? Tanya: "Customer Service Revenge." Die, spawn of the Devil! Audio from computer: BLAM! BLAM! AAAGH!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.20th1998

#Stef #Tanya

#Quake

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Boerenzwaluw: barn swallow
Scholekster: her/his royal high- and mightyness

#stef helpt

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Panel 1
Zock (thinking): The maestro prepares for yet another masterpiece. This is his art, his life, his soul. The crowd goes quiet.

Panel 2
Zock (thinking): He launches into a thunderous, masterful cascade of activity. No stone is left unturned. The audience is awestruck.

Panel 3
Zock (thinking): The masterpiece is finished.
Stef: Look, you're pretty good and all, but could you leave someone for me to kill just once?

Panel 1 Zock (thinking): The maestro prepares for yet another masterpiece. This is his art, his life, his soul. The crowd goes quiet. Panel 2 Zock (thinking): He launches into a thunderous, masterful cascade of activity. No stone is left unturned. The audience is awestruck. Panel 3 Zock (thinking): The masterpiece is finished. Stef: Look, you're pretty good and all, but could you leave someone for me to kill just once?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.11th1998

#Stef #Zock

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Panel 1
Stef: Okay, for the deathmatch the teams will be me and Zock against Greg, Pitr, and the both of you.

Panel 2
Stef: Now let's rock.
AJ: Okay.

Panel 3
Mike: Was Stef the "secret weapon" you were talking about?
AJ: Was it that obvious?

Panel 1 Stef: Okay, for the deathmatch the teams will be me and Zock against Greg, Pitr, and the both of you. Panel 2 Stef: Now let's rock. AJ: Okay. Panel 3 Mike: Was Stef the "secret weapon" you were talking about? AJ: Was it that obvious?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.10th1998

#AJ #Mike #Stef #Zock

#Quake

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Panel 1
AJ: I guess you've seen the pictures on the Web of Bill Gates getting pasted with cream pies. The techs thought it was funny, but didn't seem that impressed.

Panel 2
Stef: I heard Gates was coming into town today. And speaking of the techs, where are they?
AJ: Not sure. They weren't here when I arrived.

Panel 3
Greg: Gates in sight! Range 300 yards!
Mike: Belt fed suction darts loaded! Ready to rock and roll!

Panel 1 AJ: I guess you've seen the pictures on the Web of Bill Gates getting pasted with cream pies. The techs thought it was funny, but didn't seem that impressed. Panel 2 Stef: I heard Gates was coming into town today. And speaking of the techs, where are they? AJ: Not sure. They weren't here when I arrived. Panel 3 Greg: Gates in sight! Range 300 yards! Mike: Belt fed suction darts loaded! Ready to rock and roll!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.7th1998

#AJ #Greg #Mike ##Pitr #Stef

#SnuRF

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Panel 1
Stef: Do you see him? Is he okay?
AJ: Yes, he's up here. He's clinging to a pipe. Hey Mike, it's me, A.J.

Panel 2
Stef: Well get him down here.
AJ: Mike, give me your hand.

Panel 3
AJ: He doesn't seem to want to let go of the pipe.
Mike (off Panel): LOOK, IM A LITTLE JUMPY RIGHT NOW, OKAY?!?

Panel 1 Stef: Do you see him? Is he okay? AJ: Yes, he's up here. He's clinging to a pipe. Hey Mike, it's me, A.J. Panel 2 Stef: Well get him down here. AJ: Mike, give me your hand. Panel 3 AJ: He doesn't seem to want to let go of the pipe. Mike (off Panel): LOOK, IM A LITTLE JUMPY RIGHT NOW, OKAY?!?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.5th1998

#AJ #Mike #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: You seen Mike?
AJ: He was here just a second ago.

Panel 2
Stef: What was he doing?
AJ: Coding. I just gave him a cup of coffee

Panel 3
Stef: Uh..it wasn't Pitr's experimental Super Triple Expresso Coffee was it?
AJ: Why is there a hole in the ceiling?

Panel 1 Stef: You seen Mike? AJ: He was here just a second ago. Panel 2 Stef: What was he doing? AJ: Coding. I just gave him a cup of coffee Panel 3 Stef: Uh..it wasn't Pitr's experimental Super Triple Expresso Coffee was it? AJ: Why is there a hole in the ceiling?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.4th1998

#AJ #Stef

#Coffee

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Panel 1
Stef: Looks like Microsoft did it again. Despite all of their setbacks last year, they've posted huge profits, and their stock has continued to climb.

Panel 2
Chief: I don't know how they do it. They have over 200 millionaires working there. They must save money somewhere.

Panel 3
Sign on side of desk: Microsoft Sweatshop
Sweater: You'd better have that software finished in time. Or would you rather we send you to work for Kathie Lee Gifford?
Microsoft Wage Slave: No, no please!

Panel 1 Stef: Looks like Microsoft did it again. Despite all of their setbacks last year, they've posted huge profits, and their stock has continued to climb. Panel 2 Chief: I don't know how they do it. They have over 200 millionaires working there. They must save money somewhere. Panel 3 Sign on side of desk: Microsoft Sweatshop Sweater: You'd better have that software finished in time. Or would you rather we send you to work for Kathie Lee Gifford? Microsoft Wage Slave: No, no please!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.2nd1998

#Chief #MicrosoftWageSlave #Stef #Sweater

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Panel 1
Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad

Panel 2
Dust Puppy: Good morning, Erwin.
Erwin: Hello. Where would you like to go today?

Panel 3
Dust Puppy: ERWIN? You're not infected are you?
Erwin: Sorry. I lost it there for a second.

Panel 4
Dust Puppy: I have something to show you.
Erwin: What's that?

Panel 5
Dust Puppy: I'm not sure. I found it on Mike's desk.
Erwin: Oh, that's a SnurfGun. You shoot it at people.

Panel 6
Dust Puppy: Oh. How do I use it?
Erwin: Steady your aim. Look down the sights. Pick your target.

Panel 7
Gun barrel sound effect: wobble
Erwin: Compensate for windage. Adjust your grip. Check your breathing. Now squ-eeeeze the trigger.

Space between panels 7 and 8
Sound effects: POW! POW! POW! POW! THPP! THPP! THPP! THPP!

Panel 8
Stef (thinking): This is really starting to get old.
Dust Puppy (off panel): Got him!

Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 Dust Puppy: Good morning, Erwin. Erwin: Hello. Where would you like to go today? Panel 3 Dust Puppy: ERWIN? You're not infected are you? Erwin: Sorry. I lost it there for a second. Panel 4 Dust Puppy: I have something to show you. Erwin: What's that? Panel 5 Dust Puppy: I'm not sure. I found it on Mike's desk. Erwin: Oh, that's a SnurfGun. You shoot it at people. Panel 6 Dust Puppy: Oh. How do I use it? Erwin: Steady your aim. Look down the sights. Pick your target. Panel 7 Gun barrel sound effect: wobble Erwin: Compensate for windage. Adjust your grip. Check your breathing. Now squ-eeeeze the trigger. Space between panels 7 and 8 Sound effects: POW! POW! POW! POW! THPP! THPP! THPP! THPP! Panel 8 Stef (thinking): This is really starting to get old. Dust Puppy (off panel): Got him!

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.1st1998

#DustPuppy #Erwin #Stef

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Panel 1
AJ: I'm telling you Stef, the dust puppy created an artificial intelligence. It's uncanny. Look at those weird patterns on the screen.

Panel 2
Stef: You're right. I wonder what those patterns mean. Maybe it's a code, or a visual representation of flowing intelligence. Maybe it's what the philosophers have been looking for all these years.

Panel 3
Dust Puppy: Actually, it's my screen saver.

Panel 1 AJ: I'm telling you Stef, the dust puppy created an artificial intelligence. It's uncanny. Look at those weird patterns on the screen. Panel 2 Stef: You're right. I wonder what those patterns mean. Maybe it's a code, or a visual representation of flowing intelligence. Maybe it's what the philosophers have been looking for all these years. Panel 3 Dust Puppy: Actually, it's my screen saver.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.26th1998

#AJ #DustPuppy #Stef

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Panel 1
Cobb: Hi Stef. What're you reading?
Stef: Web News. Stuff about the power outages in Eastern Canada.

Panel 2
Cobb: It's really bad out there, isn't it.
Stef: Yeah. No power means no heat, lights, or even computer time.

Panel 3
Cobb: Cut off from the Internet? That's bad.
Stef: I don't know how they live through it

Panel 4
Quebecer 1: Pedal Harder Francois! My e-mail is coming through!
Francois: Sacre Bleu! I'm going as fast as I can!

Panel 1 Cobb: Hi Stef. What're you reading? Stef: Web News. Stuff about the power outages in Eastern Canada. Panel 2 Cobb: It's really bad out there, isn't it. Stef: Yeah. No power means no heat, lights, or even computer time. Panel 3 Cobb: Cut off from the Internet? That's bad. Stef: I don't know how they live through it Panel 4 Quebecer 1: Pedal Harder Francois! My e-mail is coming through! Francois: Sacre Bleu! I'm going as fast as I can!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.23rd1998

#Cobb #Francois #Quebecer #Stef

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Panel 1
Keyboard sounds: tappity tappity tappity

Panel 2
Computer screen: WARNING! This site is restricted. You must be 18 years of age or older to enter. Minors are prohibited.

Panel 3
Stef: Oh, yes...
Keyboard sounds: tappity tappity

Panel 4
Greg: Oooh. So Stef likes being spanked with zucchinis...what a naughty boy.
Pitr: Type back, "Hey baby, wanna nibble on my gourd?"

Panel 1 Keyboard sounds: tappity tappity tappity Panel 2 Computer screen: WARNING! This site is restricted. You must be 18 years of age or older to enter. Minors are prohibited. Panel 3 Stef: Oh, yes... Keyboard sounds: tappity tappity Panel 4 Greg: Oooh. So Stef likes being spanked with zucchinis...what a naughty boy. Pitr: Type back, "Hey baby, wanna nibble on my gourd?"

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.21st1998

#Greg #Mike #Pitr #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: Hey Mike, you seen that walking ball of dirt anywhere?
Mike: Nope. Why're you looking for him?

Panel 2
Stef: That little begger went and put a laxative in my coffee.
Mike: Bummer. Haven't seen him though.

Panel 3
Stef: Well, if you spot him, let me know.
Mike: Sure.

Panel 4
Mike: A laxative in his coffee? I'm proud of you. You can hide as long as you like.
Dust Puppy: Thanks, but your beard tickles.

Panel 1 Stef: Hey Mike, you seen that walking ball of dirt anywhere? Mike: Nope. Why're you looking for him? Panel 2 Stef: That little begger went and put a laxative in my coffee. Mike: Bummer. Haven't seen him though. Panel 3 Stef: Well, if you spot him, let me know. Mike: Sure. Panel 4 Mike: A laxative in his coffee? I'm proud of you. You can hide as long as you like. Dust Puppy: Thanks, but your beard tickles.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.16th1998

#DustPuppy #Mike #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: I don't see what the big deal is. That hairball was nothing but trouble.
Pitr: How so?

Panel 2
Stef: For starters he kept climbing into the fridge and getting weird bits of hair on all of the food. I hate that.

Panel 3
Stef: On top of that he freaked me out. Ball of fuzz on feet, sneaking around. Creapy little creature.

Panel 4
Stef: And he had this habit of sneaking up on me. Nearly gave me a massive coronary last time.
AJ: Um...

Panel 5
Dust Puppy: Hi guys.

Panel 6
AJ: One! Two! Three! One! Two! Three! Pitr, give me a hand!
Pitr: Nope I  draw the line at putting my lips on Stef's.

Panel 1 Stef: I don't see what the big deal is. That hairball was nothing but trouble. Pitr: How so? Panel 2 Stef: For starters he kept climbing into the fridge and getting weird bits of hair on all of the food. I hate that. Panel 3 Stef: On top of that he freaked me out. Ball of fuzz on feet, sneaking around. Creapy little creature. Panel 4 Stef: And he had this habit of sneaking up on me. Nearly gave me a massive coronary last time. AJ: Um... Panel 5 Dust Puppy: Hi guys. Panel 6 AJ: One! Two! Three! One! Two! Three! Pitr, give me a hand! Pitr: Nope I draw the line at putting my lips on Stef's.

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.11th1998

#AJ #DustPuppy #Pitr #Stef

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Panel 1
AJ: So whatcha get for Christmas, Mike?
Mike: I got this Snurf Gun. It fires those soft suction darts.

Panel 2
Pitr: Hey! A Snurf Gun! Cool!
Mike: Ya, it's got a scope, a laser painter, windage compensator...

Panel 3
Pitr: Does it have autofire?
Mike: I think so. We'll have to test it.

Panel 4
Stef: Chief, I think it behooves upper management to write company policy on firearms in the workplace...
Chief: Yeah. Snurf Guns for everyone!

Panel 1 AJ: So whatcha get for Christmas, Mike? Mike: I got this Snurf Gun. It fires those soft suction darts. Panel 2 Pitr: Hey! A Snurf Gun! Cool! Mike: Ya, it's got a scope, a laser painter, windage compensator... Panel 3 Pitr: Does it have autofire? Mike: I think so. We'll have to test it. Panel 4 Stef: Chief, I think it behooves upper management to write company policy on firearms in the workplace... Chief: Yeah. Snurf Guns for everyone!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.29th1997

#AJ #Chief #Mike #Pitr #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: You're one of our most valued clients, Mr. Woodly. I'd be honoured if you'd have one of my Christmas cookies.

Panel 2
Mr.Woodly: Why thank you, my boy. And a delicious cookie it appears to be indeed.

Panel 3
Mr.Woodly: Urrk...mmrrrf.... ....I say....

Panel 4
Mr.Woodly: My word. A very large bit of lint.
Stef: Would somebody please get that thing out of the fridge?!?!!

Panel 1 Stef: You're one of our most valued clients, Mr. Woodly. I'd be honoured if you'd have one of my Christmas cookies. Panel 2 Mr.Woodly: Why thank you, my boy. And a delicious cookie it appears to be indeed. Panel 3 Mr.Woodly: Urrk...mmrrrf.... ....I say.... Panel 4 Mr.Woodly: My word. A very large bit of lint. Stef: Would somebody please get that thing out of the fridge?!?!!

#Comic  #UserFriendly  #By:Illiad  #Dec.23rd1997

#Mr.Woodly  #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef (thinking): Ahh, I finally get a break. Now for some nice Christmas Cookies.

Panel 2
No dialogue

Panel 3
No dialogue

Panel 4
AJ: Would someone like to explain what that thing is doing in the fridge?
Dust Puppy: I was looking for some Grey Poupon.

Panel 1 Stef (thinking): Ahh, I finally get a break. Now for some nice Christmas Cookies. Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 No dialogue Panel 4 AJ: Would someone like to explain what that thing is doing in the fridge? Dust Puppy: I was looking for some Grey Poupon.

#Comic  #UserFriendly  #By:Illiad  #Dec.22nd1997

#DustPuppy  #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: Damn, I'm late for my meeting and I can't find that presentation CD that A.J. made for me...

Panel 2
Stef: This must be it...

Panel 3
AJ: Hey Tanya. You seen Stef?
Tanya: Yes, he was here earlier.

Panel 4
AJ: Where'd he go? I have to give him a CD.
Tanya: He left for a meeting with a big client. He already had a CD with him. A red one.

Panel 5
AJ: Uhh...did you say RED?
Tanya: Yes. Why?

Panel 6
Stef: Oh my dear GOD...
Mr.Woodly: I say, what are all those naked people doing?

Panel 1 Stef: Damn, I'm late for my meeting and I can't find that presentation CD that A.J. made for me... Panel 2 Stef: This must be it... Panel 3 AJ: Hey Tanya. You seen Stef? Tanya: Yes, he was here earlier. Panel 4 AJ: Where'd he go? I have to give him a CD. Tanya: He left for a meeting with a big client. He already had a CD with him. A red one. Panel 5 AJ: Uhh...did you say RED? Tanya: Yes. Why? Panel 6 Stef: Oh my dear GOD... Mr.Woodly: I say, what are all those naked people doing?

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.14th1997

#AJ #Mr.Woodly #Stef #Tanya

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Panel 1
Dust Puppy: Is this an anatomy program?

Panel 2
AJ: No, it's Quake.
Dust Puppy: Cool.

Panel 3
Dust Puppy: What's that thing there?
AJ: It's called a Quad.

Panel 4
Dust Puppy: And what's that?
AJ: That's Stef.

Panel 5
No dialogue

Panel 6
Stef: Uh...
Greg: Stef, you just got beaten by a ball of DIRT.
Dust Puppy: Is 20 to -5 a good score?

Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Is this an anatomy program? Panel 2 AJ: No, it's Quake. Dust Puppy: Cool. Panel 3 Dust Puppy: What's that thing there? AJ: It's called a Quad. Panel 4 Dust Puppy: And what's that? AJ: That's Stef. Panel 5 No dialogue Panel 6 Stef: Uh... Greg: Stef, you just got beaten by a ball of DIRT. Dust Puppy: Is 20 to -5 a good score?

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.7th1997

#AJ #DustPuppy #Greg #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: Mike? Pitr? Greg? Where'd everyone go?
Dust Puppy: They went for lunch.

Panel 2
Stef: AAAAAAIIIIGGGH!
Dust Puppy: Whoa.

Panel 3
No dialogue

Panel 4
Stef: It's gotta be the coffee. Bad coffee.
Dust Puppy: Y'know, you're kinda funny looking.

Panel 1 Stef: Mike? Pitr? Greg? Where'd everyone go? Dust Puppy: They went for lunch. Panel 2 Stef: AAAAAAIIIIGGGH! Dust Puppy: Whoa. Panel 3 No dialogue Panel 4 Stef: It's gotta be the coffee. Bad coffee. Dust Puppy: Y'know, you're kinda funny looking.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.5th1997

#DustPuppy #Stef

1 1 0 0
Panel 1
Stef: You techs think you scare me? I'm tougher than you think.
Mike: For what you did Stef, you're dead.

Panel 2
Stef: But...you guys are techs. You don't do violence.
Mike: Exceptions have been made.

Panel 3
Stef: Don't you dare lay a finger on me.
Mike: I won't. It's not my job.

Panel 4
Morgue Attendant: Hi, someone call the morgue? Where's the stiff? I only have 10 minutes on the meter
Mike: It's the ripe one here.

Panel 1 Stef: You techs think you scare me? I'm tougher than you think. Mike: For what you did Stef, you're dead. Panel 2 Stef: But...you guys are techs. You don't do violence. Mike: Exceptions have been made. Panel 3 Stef: Don't you dare lay a finger on me. Mike: I won't. It's not my job. Panel 4 Morgue Attendant: Hi, someone call the morgue? Where's the stiff? I only have 10 minutes on the meter Mike: It's the ripe one here.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.2nd1997

#Mike #MorgueAttendant #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: So A.J., did the techies find out that you tricked them into upgrading the server?
AJ: Yep.

Panel 2
Stef: And you're okay with that?
AJ: Ya, I told them you put me up to it.

Panel 3
Stef: Wha...you told them it was me?
AJ: Relax. They've never been known to seek physical vengeance.

Panel 4
Greg: Okay, we've destroyed his credit rating, repo'd his car, owes money to an escort agency, and is a wanted felon. What else?
Pitr: List him as pregnant.

Panel 1 Stef: So A.J., did the techies find out that you tricked them into upgrading the server? AJ: Yep. Panel 2 Stef: And you're okay with that? AJ: Ya, I told them you put me up to it. Panel 3 Stef: Wha...you told them it was me? AJ: Relax. They've never been known to seek physical vengeance. Panel 4 Greg: Okay, we've destroyed his credit rating, repo'd his car, owes money to an escort agency, and is a wanted felon. What else? Pitr: List him as pregnant.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.1st1997

#AJ #Greg #Mike #Stef

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Panel 1
Stef: ...so I need you techs to upgrade the server.
Greg: Go away. We're busy.

Panel 2
Stef: AJ, you know how these techies think. Help me convince them.
AJ: I can't, Stef. It would be wrong.

Panel 3
Stef: Dammit A.J., I'm getting DESPERATE!
AJ: OK! OK! I'm going to regret this...

Panel 4
AJ: Hey, you guys hear how our customers say our server software is as good as AOL's? quite the compliment...
Greg: !

Panel 5
Greg (fuming): Guess we better go upgrade the server.
Mike (fuming): Guess so.
Pitr (fuming): Yeah.

Panel 6
Stef: A.J.... that was... brilliant.
AJ: I just Fedexed my soul to Hell. I'm real clever.

Panel 1 Stef: ...so I need you techs to upgrade the server. Greg: Go away. We're busy. Panel 2 Stef: AJ, you know how these techies think. Help me convince them. AJ: I can't, Stef. It would be wrong. Panel 3 Stef: Dammit A.J., I'm getting DESPERATE! AJ: OK! OK! I'm going to regret this... Panel 4 AJ: Hey, you guys hear how our customers say our server software is as good as AOL's? quite the compliment... Greg: ! Panel 5 Greg (fuming): Guess we better go upgrade the server. Mike (fuming): Guess so. Pitr (fuming): Yeah. Panel 6 Stef: A.J.... that was... brilliant. AJ: I just Fedexed my soul to Hell. I'm real clever.

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Nov.30th1997

#AJ #Greg #Mike #Pitr #Stef

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