Latest posts tagged with #TeamBison on Bluesky
> Bozo tourist taunts bison at Yellowstone National Park: video nypost.com/2025/08/06/u...
A pity the bison felt generous and did not gore the asshole as he deserved.
#TeamBison #TeamBuffalo
Second one in a month 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This is how’s it’s going to go from now on. If we can’t breed them out , we gore them out. Darwinism at its finest.
Let’s goooo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
#teambison
😆 I SWEAR on everything holy; I look forward to tourist season every damn year at Yellowstone. This is the 2nd goring of 2025 so far.
You can tell yt people they aren't fluffy cows, they don't want to be your friend, they are a wild animal, signs posted everywhere. They never listen. 😆😆 #TeamBison
Is it clueless-tourist-goring season already? #teambison
#TeamBison apnews.com/article/yell...
Since the asteroid(s) refuse to do the damn job, maybe we need to call in #teambison 🤔
#teambison
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> Bison gores man in Yellowstone after visitors get too close www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pendejo: 0
Bison: 1
#TeamBison #pendejos #stupid
> Man gored by bison in year's first attack by Yellowstone's most dangerous wild animal abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
The dumbass got lucky he got only minor injuries.
#FloridaMan #stupid #TeamBison
Darwinism in action #TeamBison
That’s not a deer, they’re no longer a deer… they’ve chosen. #TeamBison
May as well make the buzzard our national bird, I see no difference. My wife says to let this go but it ain't happening. #teambison
I refuse to acknowledge the bald eagle as our national symbol, nasty ass bird. When this country collapses and is reformed as a socialist democracy my vote is for the bison to take that dumpster chickens place. #teambison #eaglessuck
What an embarrassing animal to represent our country, just Google "bald eagle trash dump". #teambison #eaglessuck
Word. I am always pretty much #TeamBison #TeamWildlife
Then again, I am also the guy rooting for the bulls in Pamplona.
#TeamBison forever