#vss365 #prompt #Customer #acrostic #poetry
Written by a (mostly) retired IT pro who’s seen it all—yes, even that. Dedicated to every tech who’s ever had to fix the Wi-Fi again (and again...)
Written by Eric Montgomery (mrericmontgomery.com)
Cries at the printer. Didn’t plug it in.
Uses “the cloud” like a spell.
Says, “It just broke,” but swears they touched nothing.
Turns off the server—during backup.
Opens every spam email with glee.
Mutters “I’m not techy” while deleting system32.
Expects miracles. Pays late.
Remembers your number at 3 a.m.
(Patience, I had. Sanity, they took.)
#vss365 #prompt #Customer #acrostic #poetry
Written by a (mostly) retired IT pro who’s seen it all—yes, even that. Dedicated to every tech who’s ever had to fix the Wi-Fi again (and again...)
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