Post on an imageboard from Anonymous on November 25, 2025 at 13:29:47
Windows 11 logo attached as a picture
> set up new Windows 11 thin-and-light laptop
> click the start button
> fans immediately ramp to 100%
> all CPU cores peg to 100%
> RAM fills up and system uses 60 GB of swap
> display starts flickering
> lights in my room dim
> all my other PCs bluescreen
> router shows exponentially more telemetry being sent to Microsoft every second
> after a few moments my PC is saturating internet bandwidth and power for the entire northeast US
> 911 goes offline
> a train carrying rabbits de-rails and smashes into my local Apple store
> steam goes down
> oh_shit_this_is_serious.wav
> feel a massive earthquake
> suddenly a blindingly bright white blank menu opens and puts me in hypnosis
> hear the screams of the damned
> after a few hours it recognizes my dark mode setting and switches to dark
> thousands of casualties are reported across the US
> 48 hours later, the start menu finally finishes loading
> see an ad for candy crush
#meme #windows #bloatware