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Happy #ThursdayHats and also #ThrowBackThursday
A #Colour #Sketch of #ChristmasCrackerHat from two weeks ago today.
#ThrowBack #ChristmasDay #ChristmasDay2025 #ChristmasCracker
Curly;
๐ฃ๏ธ Why did the baker have brown fingers??
๐ Because he kneeded a poo.
#ChristmasCracker #Joke #DadJoke
Dowdy;
๐ฃ๏ธ Why do Christmas trees make good pets??
๐ Because theyโve got a good bark and a wooden bite.
#ChristmasCracker #Joke #DadJoke
The Gaffer;
๐ฃ๏ธ whatโs black, white, black, white, black, white??
๐ A Penguin rolling down a hill.
#ChristmasCracker #Joke #DadJoke
Tony;
๐ฃ๏ธ Why is a broken drum the best present ??
๐ You just canโt beat it.
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Tewie;
๐ฃ๏ธ How does the Christmas Tree check its email??
๐ It logs on.
#ChristmasCracker #Joke #DadJoke
Itโs #BoxingDay weโre here to start our #BlueSkyJourney with the most important topic of allโฆ
Who got the best #ChristmasCracker #Joke ?!
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Q: What type of key do you need for a Nativity Play?
A: A don-key
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Q: How does Christmas Day end?
A: With the letter "Y"
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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: because their horns don't work.
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Q: What did the Pirate say when he turned 80?
A: Aye Matey!
What a cracker! This is the joke that jumped out of my Christmas cracker today as I was sitting at the dinner table, wearing my sheep sweater I made from the handspun fleece of a sheep. ๐
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Q: why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they spend years at C!
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Q: What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hare-line!
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Q: Why did two 4's skip dinner?
A: Because they already 8!
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Q: What kind of dog does a magician have?
A: A Labracadabrador!
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Q: What kind if tree can fit in one hand?
A: A palm tree!
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Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use honeycombs!
Which social media platform do hairdressers use?
Snipchat.
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Q: What happened when the comedian entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win?
A: No pun in ten did!
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Q: What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
A: Attire.
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Q: What did the man say during his interview at the mirror factory?
A: On reflection I can see myself doing this job.
