When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
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Irishman looking for a place to park for church.Oh , lord , if you find me a parkin spot , I swear I won't drink today.
No luck.
Oh Lord.If you find me a parking spot.I'll stay sober for a year.
No luck.
Turns the corner and just in front of church is a spot.
Oh lord. I see one nevermind.
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Top o' the morning to you and happy #tietuesday! Enjoy today's #dadjoke and Happy #stpatricksday!
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How do you get a leprechaun’s attention? —Say “Look clover there!” ☘️ ☘️ ☘️ 🍀 ☘️ ☘️ ☘️
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An Elementary #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun
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ID #DadJoke
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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Coffee & Fire
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Why are leprechauns so stingy? —They are always pinching pennies!
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Archeologists are currently excavating the largest known dinosaur tibia found to date.
Apparently it's a real... shindig!
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I saw a bunch of balding men boarding a plane...
Receding Airlines...
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reverse #dadjoke !
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Village Values:
Connection
Bridges
Solidarity
Also Village Values:
Party Pooper. 💩
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It's March 15 and a man walks into a coffee shop. Taylor Swift is working there as a barista.
He ordered his drink and then Taylor encouraged him to try their new scones.
"If you ate one, I think you'd really like it," she said.
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[Jakie dźwięki wydają ghule?]
Ghulgoczą!
#suchar #kiepskiżart #dowcip #dadjoke
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