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Comic with two anthropormorphized pigs at an open cooler, drinking bottled beverages. One of the pigs is shirtless and has what looks like the coin slot of a piggybank on his back.

His friend says to him, "Dude! Best tattoo ever!"

From Bizarro Comics, 05-06-2011 
Creative team: Dan Piraro and Wayno

Comic with two anthropormorphized pigs at an open cooler, drinking bottled beverages. One of the pigs is shirtless and has what looks like the coin slot of a piggybank on his back. His friend says to him, "Dude! Best tattoo ever!" From Bizarro Comics, 05-06-2011 Creative team: Dan Piraro and Wayno

He really went hog wild with that tattoo.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadPuns #Pigs #Tattoos #Tattoo #PigsOfMastodon […]

[Original post on universeodon.com]

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cc @lawprofblawg.bsky.social #dadpuns

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My non-existant wife (Let's say, for entertainment purposes Sasha Grey (She plays this, apparently.)) calls me Flossy, because I follow her around like a sheep in-game and am very baa'd at the game.

#DadPuns #MasterClass #Twitch

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You all have heard of "Elf on a Shelf"... Get ready for...

#ElfOnAShelf #ChristmasFunny #Funny #DadPuns

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Waiting for dog-go by Sam Bark-it... tickets on sale soon #dogsofbluesky #theater #dadpuns

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If you take an aspirin before c0mmitin9 cr1mes, does that make the cr1mes...

...prem3dicated?

#badpuns #puns #dadjokes #dadpuns #punnyjokes

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Did you know it's ille9al in most countri3s to give a kat4na to sodium chloride?

That's a salt with a deddly w3ap0n. 😜

#dadjokes #dadpuns #dadhumor #badpuns #puns #awfulpuns

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Very nice, raising d'etre if you will #DadPuns

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FYI @lawprofblawg.bsky.social #dadpuns

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🍇 He did a grape job raisin you, and now you drink wine like a pro. Full circle.

Celebrate #NationalGrapeDay with a little sweetness, a few puns, and a lot of sass—just how dad would’ve wanted. 💜

#SwankyUnicorn #WineDay #SipHappens #GrapeHumor #DadPuns #RaisinMeRight #FruitWithFeelings

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👗🏠 Fashion tip of the day: Even houses like to dress up!

Got a better pun? Drop it below and keep the laughs going! 😂

#ExploreSanTanValley #SanTanValley #SanTanValleyNews #DadJokes #DadPuns

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We’re not saying it’s science…but it kind of makes sense. 😄

#SanTanValleyLife #ExploreSanTanValley #SanTanValley #DadJoke #DadPuns

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When tech meets terrible puns… and we’re absolutely here for it. 🐝

Got a better dad joke? We’re all ears. Drop it below! 👇

#ExploreSanTanValley #SanTanValley #SanTanValleyNews #DadJoke #DadPuns

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I become woke everytime I wake up 😉

#dadpuns

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=groans=

This would be what I expected in #TLT. I'm just sayin'.

#LockedTomb #TheLockedTomb #DadPuns

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Sticker art affixed on the “Wash Your Hands” sign in a dive bar bathroom. The main sticker is hand drawn in black marker on a mailing label. It looks like a naked women (or possibly a mermaid, the lower torso and below are obscured), laying on their side with their breasts exposed. However, instead of a human head, it has and entire small cartoonish fish for a head instead. The fish is perhaps a goldfish or beta. The arm (left) they are laying on, extends out reaching across their body towards their lower torso, the hand is disproportionately large compared to the rest of it’s body and the fingers are perhaps slightly pointed. Above the body is a large arrow pointing towards the fish head, purpose is unclear. Not sure if intentional by the artist/person who stuck it, but it sort of appears like it is laying under the water streams from the sinks that are part of the hand washing sign. To left of this sticker is the remains of a Skam (artist) sticker that was a play on US currency bills. See a previous post of mine for an example. Fish head lady artist unknown. Found at the Rose & Thistle Public House dive bar in Portland, OR on April 27th, 2019

Sticker art affixed on the “Wash Your Hands” sign in a dive bar bathroom. The main sticker is hand drawn in black marker on a mailing label. It looks like a naked women (or possibly a mermaid, the lower torso and below are obscured), laying on their side with their breasts exposed. However, instead of a human head, it has and entire small cartoonish fish for a head instead. The fish is perhaps a goldfish or beta. The arm (left) they are laying on, extends out reaching across their body towards their lower torso, the hand is disproportionately large compared to the rest of it’s body and the fingers are perhaps slightly pointed. Above the body is a large arrow pointing towards the fish head, purpose is unclear. Not sure if intentional by the artist/person who stuck it, but it sort of appears like it is laying under the water streams from the sinks that are part of the hand washing sign. To left of this sticker is the remains of a Skam (artist) sticker that was a play on US currency bills. See a previous post of mine for an example. Fish head lady artist unknown. Found at the Rose & Thistle Public House dive bar in Portland, OR on April 27th, 2019

Black text written with a marker in a horizontal strip of grout at The Rose & Thistle Public House bathroom. It reads “No remorse, no regrout”. Found on April 27th, 2019

Black text written with a marker in a horizontal strip of grout at The Rose & Thistle Public House bathroom. It reads “No remorse, no regrout”. Found on April 27th, 2019

#WashYourHands with… whatever this creature is… 🤷‍♂️ . Artist Unknown. Tiny bit of a #Skam #Sticker in there too. Bonus grout pun in the second photo. #BathroomGraffiti found at the #Rose&Thistle public house in #PortlandOR on April 27th, 2019. #BathroomArt #StickerArt #Stickers #BadPuns #DadPuns

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This weekend, I'm serving eggs Benedict on hubcaps because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise. #dadpuns

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This was so much fun!

poss. best RPG concept ever!

apologies for #DadPuns I couldn't help myself!

thanks to Richard, Adam @modifiedroll.bsky.social and
@penancerpg.bsky.social!

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The Beard and The Storm
and the Mann and Brew Master
all got the job Dunn

#clippernation
#clipperhaikus
#dadpuns

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#taiche #vectorart - Griller #Gorilla #Ape
Born to Grill #BBQ Master Fun Pun 3dRose #backyardbbq #giftideas #giftsfordad #dadpuns #apron #coasters #travelmug #waterbottle #gardenflag #ornaments #mugs #beerstein #winebag #canccoler #towels #kitchenware www.amazon.com/stores/page/...

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Bad Dad Jokes: Today is the Day

#baddadjokes #dadjokesoftheday #dadjokes2024 #dumbdadjokes #terribledadjokes #worstdadjokes #cheesydadjokes #baddadjokes2024 #dadpuns #stupiddadjokes #horribledadjokes #shortdadjokes

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Perfection.
#baddadjokes #dadjokesoftheday #dadjokes2024 #dumbdadjokes #terribledadjokes #worstdadjokes #cheesydadjokes #baddadjokes2024 #dadpuns #stupiddadjokes #horribledadjokes #shortdadjokes

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I ate a book of synonyms,
and it gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
#badpuns #dadpuns #eyeroll #walkaway #puns

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Will you accept this offer??
#vtuber #furry #dadthings #dadpuns
art from twitter.com/KomoriTakami
(ty for doing this)<3

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Hope you can stay safe and well this weekend #Winnipeg

Maybe you can duck out to the woods to sit around.

#dadpuns from the #RiverHouse

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If you are underwhelmed by the #Manitoba government's response and newser just now reflect on the deer things around you in #Winnipeg
#dadpuns #needmorenature #natureRX #mbpoli

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I'm selling used wheels online but I can't seem to get any real interest.
All I get is tire kickers.
#kijiji
#dadpuns

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