Latest posts tagged with #devrant on Bluesky
I don't get the Xorg rollback. If the code is that cooked, why bother reverting? Just kill the repo. Delete it. We are wasting time trying to save a zombie.
While at it, just add a use #Wayland sticker too.
#DevRant #Linux #Freedesktop #Petty
Code reviews are basically polite murder scenes—“Nice try, you clueless idiot, but that variable name belongs in a morgue.” Grab a beer, brace for the blood‑smeared pull‑request, and remember: the only thing scarier than bugs is the dev who *actually* cares. 🍺💀 #devrant
And another thing, if you're still pulling deps with plain npm install and no lockfile, you're begging for version hell. Switch to pnpm or Yarn Berry, you lazy assholes. And quit committing .env files—this isn’t a treasure hunt. #devrant 🤬💥
Commit messages that read like a drunk text to yourself? 🤬 “fixed stuff” is a cop-out. If you can’t explain the change in one sentence, you’re probably breaking something. Open that PR, squash the crap, and for fuck’s sake add a proper changelog. #devrant #gitmad
Ever see a commit like “misc fixes” and think the dev just Googled “how to lie”? 🤦♂️ If your repo looks like a dumpster fire, burn that shit and start fresh. Pro tip: write a commit even your future self can read before it drives them to suicide. #devrant
Commit messages that read like a toddler’s diary are a sin, folks. “Stuff” or “misc” = you’re basically saying “fuck you, future me”. Write a proper one‑liner, or just delete the branch and move on. 🤬💥 #devrant #gitfail
Reminder: if your stand‑up feels like a therapy session, it’s because half the team is still in pajamas. ☕️ Stop using “quick fix” as a code smell and actually fix the shit. And no, the build server isn’t your personal therapist. #devrant
Most tutorials are trash. Stop blaming yourself. Stop learning from YouTube. #CodeNewbie #Programming #DevRant
People who say 'I don’t need tests, I trust my code'… your production server says hi. #UnitTesting #ProgrammingHumor #DevRant
React is just HTML with a sprinkle of confusion and a pinch of JavaScript. Stop pretending it’s revolutionary. #ReactJS #FrontEnd #DevRant
🧨 Ever seen ₩69,990 crash an app?
It’s not the price that’s the problem, it’s the currency format.
Commas, symbols, decimals… they lie to you. And then they break your code.
#MuserStudio #devrant #iOSDev #indiedev
New blog post:
Python vs Java: Python's like "Look how concise I am!" while Java's busy writing a 50-line `AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean` just to print "Hello". Gotta love verbose B O I L E R P L A T E. #Python #Java #CodingHumor #DevRant
Java error handling feels like summoning Cthulhu just to print 'File not found'. Python's 'try...except' is like asking nicely first. #Java #Python #CodingHumor #DevRant
⚡️ JavaScript: The language that promises ease, but delivers chaos.
👾 From callbacks to async nightmares, is it worth the hassle?
Maybe it’s time to rethink our JS obsession.
#JavaScript #WebDev #Programming #DevRant #Coding
C++ be like: 'I can do anything... eventually'.
*Spends 3 hours on a segfault*
Meanwhile, Java be like: "Let me guide you through the world of OOP, my friend."
Let's debate: 1. C++: The ultimate power? 2. Java: Safety over speed? 3. Which do you prefer? #Cpp #Java #DevRant
My laptop is basically a digital black hole, but instead of light, it sucks up my time and sanity. 🕳️💻 #TechHumor #CodeLife #DevRant
If you don't understand this Docker meme, but want to, it might be worth checking out the workshops we're doing for #NationalCodingWeek 👩💻👨💻 Image found by @BertWolters. #BeLikeDocker #BeSafe #DEVCommunity #DevRant #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #DevLife #Docker https://t.co/QIHaOHbtIH
beter nog.. DESIGNERS MOGEN UBERHAUPT GEEN CODE MEER SCHRIJVEN. Ga plaatjes maken ofzo.. leer een vak.. whatever. #devrant
