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A seal moves on land by "galumphing"
boingboing.net/2025/03/18/a-seal-moves-...
#adorable_animals #elephant_seals #galumphing #harbor_seals #pinnipeds #seals #boingboing
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"A baby seal ventured into the big city this weekend, after galumphing — that's the technical term — his way into downtown New Haven, Conn. In the meantime, he is being fed fish formula & is getting fish school (where we teach them that fish are food) daily"
#galumphing
www.npr.org/2025/02/18/n...
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To be a #needle among straw.
#Unctuous #fools #fawn,
Galling #galumphing gawking.
#Lace #collared ladies #conjure sweet nothings,
Lips #pucker— #criss-cross #slithy tongues.
Congeniality #congeals as the #cloak falls;
The fox is #flushed from the #rabbit_hole.
Some seek, some are sought.
#vss365
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Meaning of #galumphing galumphing is one of the major talents that characterize the higher forms of life. Galumphing is immaculately precipitous and seemingly inexhaustible game power of puppies, kittens, children, walking age mandrels... and also of communities a.. galumphing
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#vss365 #haiku #poetry #dailyhaikuprompt #snake #photography
dawn’s #needle fanged yawn
a wounded #galumphing #fawn
poisonous #thread drawn
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hopelessly laden
honesty
obtuse tragedy
Languidly walking
often #galumphing
tight ropes journey
gawkers chant
funny sycophant
last thing I want
doomsday theories
surrogate stories
resurrecting my soul
trellis for aging bole
steadfast loving forgiving
to the core
~rev
#vss365
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Their kindness is #laced with criticism, #fawning over fake smiles. Nothing in their appreciation is genuine. "Bless your heart, dear!" You must be properly fake, or fail their test. #Galumphing through life will earn you no approval, for all must be graceful, deliberate cruelty. #vss365
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The Bandersnatch:
Did he really leave it dead
when #galumphing back?
#vss365 #haiku #senryu
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#vss365
Our headlights alight on the bundled forms of kids #galumphing through snow along the road.
“Aww, we should stop to give them a lift,” my wife asks.
“No.” I speed up.
I can’t bring myself to tell her about the dead kids that haunt this road.
Or that I recognize my dead brother’s coat.
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“It was here. It was going through my things just beside me!” Aigon nearly screamed at Langil, who was using a scanner. “I would not worry about that. He could have killed you if he wanted to. Why did you not capture him?” “I was #galumphing, and he was flying.” #vss365
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“I must say, the animal sketches the explorers brought back seem like fiction.”
“Hmm, agreed. I mean look at this supposed ‘giraffe’! Long necks, babies #galumphing around. Just not realistic.”
“Nope! The unicorns I believe in though; just horses with horns really.”
#vss365
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Trumperty Trumperty Trump
#Galumphing
marauding
destroying
every last
beautiful tree
of the forest
to drill for
some oil
leaving nothing
for future generations
and no hope for humanity
#vss365
#photo Francis H Powell
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Something woke Aigon, perhaps some old trait, but as he opened his eyes, the human moved. Aigon tried to grab it, but in the lowered sleep gravity, the human was like a wing fish and the words of Langil about them #galumphing in comparison came to his mind. #vss365
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"Will you stop #galumphing around the damned house! You're giving me a migraine!"
"You're the one who named me Claud, Mom. Joke's on you!"
#vss365 #amwriting #silly
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As Sir Eric walked to the market, the ground began to shake. A giant was #galumphing towards the village. “It’s Ivan The Excessively Large!” the crowd shouted. “Help us, monster hunter!”
Sir Eric gulped. “I’ll just defeat the hundred-foot giant, shall I? What could be simpler?”
#vss365 (1/3)
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Hypothetical move for a Powered by the Jabberwoc-alypse RPG:
"When you go #galumphing, roll +GYRE: on a 10+, you make it there ahead of time. On 7-9, choose one:
* You make it in time but suffer Wear to one item.
* You must stop and rest for a while in thought, losing time.
#vss365 #rpgdesign
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Moon did, slid lids
dreaming Sao Paulo rouge
a heart breath
knowing words the cave
of unspeakable darkness knew
moving in cell tongue quiet telling lungs
mujer importante
no más azúcar mágico
hero heavy footed
ungainly, from how
#galumphing went from joy
to low lumbering belljar
#vss365
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If you came face to face
with truth
would you even know
what to do with it?
Can you still trust
your #galumphing assumptions
that cloud reality?
Doubt obliterates
our concrete paradigms
Once we lose the
protection of our
self confidence
we begin to question
if truth is even possible
#vss365
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"Put your hands in your pockets and leave them there," the man told his child as they entered the shop.
I chuckled, imagining a #swarm of children #galumphing through stores. Behold the shopkeepers' toddler apocalypse!
#vss365 #vssdaily #amwriting
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"I saw the West
#Galumphing across
The world stage
Hauling hell with it,
As has come to pass.
I saw the East
Rising like
The sun before me glittering on
The city’s edge.
I had led
A peaceful transition to
Chinese rule of
My cursed gem..."
open.substack.com/pub/dylanjam...
#vss365 #Portugal #china
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There is nothing like a #galumphing Galumphacant barreling towards you at full speed. Tusks swaying as it trips over its own feet. Rolls down hill like a bolder, and of course you're standing at the bottom. It's too large to dodge. Rolling too fast for you to even notice.
#vss365
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“You’ve been #galumphing all morning.”
“Look, I know I’ve had an upset stomach, but you don’t need to expose me like that.”
“I think you’ve done a fine job of that yourself.”
“Oh. Never let me talk again.”
“It would be my pleasure.”
#vss365
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"Oi! Watch wat your doin!" Riz yelled at me. "Ya #galumphing around almost knocked ova dis miniature city I'm buildin!"
Intrigued i leaned in for a closer look. It was certainly impressive. Though decorated with giant rat statues.
"Welcome ta Riztopia!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
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Back I'm came #galumphing my step infused with glory. My vorple blade swinging as I harrumphed my victory. The jabber was firmly and finally wockied.
#vss365 #lewiscarrol #jaberwock #booksky #bookcommunity
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"All your #galumphing around is ruining our village. Your parents would be ashamed of you!"
"WE ARE THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE. WE HAVE NO PARENTS."
"Well, that explains a lot... The Apocalypse, you say? It's not in my diary."
"..."
"Can it be postponed until Tuesday afternoon?"
#vss365
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#Galumphing down south,
Did you really see one, Sam?
Fabled Oliphant?
#vss365 #haiku #lordoftherings
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He thought he did something, #galumphing into the boardroom and throwing well-curated paperwork around – nothing he created. His feet, heavy with malice and unprecedented anger dragged and thudded with every step.
(1/2 ⬇️)
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I was born a wrong #fawn – everyone else blossomed early, their graceful legs picking at the air for minutes only before they were frolicking in the field. And here I am, #galumphing through the same grass, with the same legs, supposedly. #vss365
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