Irein slumped over a bar in Tuliyollal, resting her head on one arm while the other rubs her neck. Irein: 'The W-Warrior of Light can d-do an-an-anything!' Aye, anything but b-breastfeed twins at once. How in the s-seven hells do I get /one/ ba-baby to l-latch, let alone two?! C-Can't even drown my godsdamned s-s-sorrows. Wh-What is this sh-shite? I'd r-rather fight Z-Zenos again...
The camera pans out to reveal Erenville sitting to Irein's left. He wearily scrolls through a tomestone. Irein has lifted her head, resting it against her palm as she blearily glances at Erenville. Erenville: And every message is more people asking to see the twins. 'Congratulations! When can we visit?' Irein: Unless the of-offer is to let us ta-take a nap, I don't w-want to s-see them. Erenville: Just a nap? Your bar is in hell, Reen. Make them suffer a sleepless night in exchange for visitation rights.
The camera pans out once again, revealing that Sophiane has been sitting with the couple all along, seated to Irein's right. She rubs her chin and nurses a cocktail in her other hand. Irein flips Sophiane off while Erenville slumps onto the bar face first. Sophiane: I've never been so glad to be a lesbian. Irein: W-Wow. Thanks. Erenville: I'm so sleep deprived, I swear I saw /four/ of them at one point. Sophiane: Have you considered sleeping anyway? Irein: No, n-not once has the th-thought /ever/ occurred t-t-to me.
'How goes motherhood?'
I think 4.5 hours is a long, restful night of sleep if that explains anything. (Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying every second with my evicted parasite, but I'm *so* sleepy)
feat. @sophiane-enjoyer.bsky.social
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