Latest posts tagged with #kitchenprose on Bluesky
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poppy open in full sun
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orange weed flower -
/4 I even let him give me a business card for his bullshit tools - which I fully intend to shred forthwith. OK, so anyway, here's my photo penalty for the rant. And nobody died.
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#KitchenProse #BlurryPix #HellsHalfAcre
Cold hands grasping the solid warmth of the cup in both hands, slowly, reverently lifting it towards my face, inhaling the earthy, pungent scent & feeling the hot, humid mist caressing my face as I slowly touch the rim to my lips and sip the fragrant brew. 1/
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Played another game of tetris w/ boxes & furniture to make way for the Demon of Whirlpool to go be the dedicated soda /water fridge in a friend's mancave. He notched my bookcases to fit over the higher profile 1-1/2" floorboards prevalent today vs the 3/4" round of the 70s. Letting go. #KitchenProse
borrowed mermaid painted by a brilliant artist whose name I cannot remember and I am too stoned and lazy to look up depicting a mermaid spinning in circles in the ocean . her hair is long and golden blonde and her skin is fine alabaster with a glittering tail sparkling gold and aquamarine
Cleared stuff off my reading chair. Now, curled up like a mermaid sitting on a rock sunning herself in the late afternoon sunshine after spinning circles in the warm ocean. Bliss. #KitchenProse
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I need bigger screen time rather desparately. Tiny screen reading is not helping my vision issues. Stress is not helping much either. I hate the Harpys so much. #KitchenProse
I threw some chicken hooters & red onion & garlic & spices in a casserole dish & told it to be something. #KitchenProse
My green bin has blown over, the wheelbarrow is sailing like a yacht around the patio & my patio cover is flapping wildly in its quest for flight. The plastic rake is standing up & dancing towards the broom, & the bucket is careening drunkenly across the bricks.
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#KitchenProse
Do these guys in loud cars, trucks & on noisy motorcycles think that a woman - any woman - hears that discordant aural atrocity & thinks, 'Wow, what a fine man he must be. I must have him'?!?🤔
or do they think it will light a fire for some other dude? 🤔
#KitchenProse
#HellsHalfAcre
Tuesday are trash/recycling/green bin days. I filled 2-1/2 green bins raking up storm debris, tumbleweeds & leaves. The trash guy emptied them & I worked on filling them again.
Found 37 cents.
Picked up way to many plastic bottle caps - c'mon you lazy mofos! Quit littering.⚡️⚡️⚡️
#KitchenProse
seakelpie blurry pix of what the fuck is that ? is that oh my dog it is birb feathers strewn about in a pile of sorts
closer view seakelpie blurry pix of what the fuck is that ? is that oh my dog it is birb feathers strewn about in a pile of sorts
closest view seakelpie blurry pix of what the fuck is that ? is that oh my dog it is birb feathers strewn about in a pile of sorts
I was wandering the yard & came upon a scene of carnage spread all across #HellsHalfAcre 😱The Horror! 😱 It looks like somebody had a huge snack attack ! It's probably what the 'yotes were yippity yipping about. They had a party! 💀
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#KitchenProse
#BlurryPix
There's nothing as exquisite as the pain of being woken from a sound sleep by a leg cramp, except the knowledge you cannot eat a banana because anaphylaxsis & death is permanent.
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#KitchenProse
#HellsHalfAcre
I think a coyote pack goes through the 'hood about 5:30ish. Maybe 4-6 voices. Hard to tell though. There's also a husky calling a greeting to the pack. It sounds like they use the utility alleys to run thru, avoiding most streets, except a few crossings.
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#HellsHalfAcre
#KitchenProse
I am making progress with the neighbors who must be as relieved as I am that the bad tenants are gone. One of them waved hi to me when I went out to check on the bins. I waved hi back! All my efforts cleaning & weeding were rewarded by that lady's small wave.
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I guess maybe she saw me inhale & heard the noises as the explody chemicals mixed in my craw just before I start spewing 🔥.😱⚡️
But nobody died
#LoveFireDragon
#HellsHalfAcre
#KitchenProse
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a seakelpie blurry pix of a cat 's claw abomination she has been battling on hell 's half acre
Hot Damn! I found the stupid glue & filled the stinging gaping puncture holes in my thumb & middle finger!🖕#FuckCatsClaw🖕
#KitchenProse
#HellsHalfAcre
#BlurryPix
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I threw a couple of pork chops in the oven & told them to be something. Time will tell. 🌊🦭💚 #KitchenProse
I did battle with the horrendous clawed monstrosity with it's cat-o'9-whips stalk in the yard. It nearly scalped me when it tangled in my ponytail & then slapped me on the wrist HARD! I bled copiously.. #HellsHalfAcre #KitchenProse
I saw mountain(s) out my window! It/they is/are covered with snow - like frosting across the tops dripping down the sides glinting in the weak gray daylight. No pix, it feels like 37°F out there. I'm not going out!😹 I'm warm & toasty inside.💚
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a steaming pot of rainbow chili with dark red kidney beans, red beans, pinto beans and black beans . a seakelpie blurry pix and kansa cali mexi vibe recipe
The 1st pot of rainbow chili in the new kitchen is simmering on the stove, & I'm trying the mini me rice cooker. Fingers crossed oon the rice. #KitchenProse and #BlurryPix
I have gone from the land of DUFFITs to the land where men still equate their self worth by how loud their vehicle or equipment is compared to other similarly testosterone overloaded, backward-thinking men (using the term men quite loosely here). It's really quite annoying! JS.
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Obviously, Tubey has mistaken me for a man or something. it keeps showing me ads for men's jackets. Hello, I am a legendary 🌊Sea🦭Kelpie🔥Dragon🐉. I expect a winter outer garment worthy of my magnificence! Although NGL I do kinda like the one with 10 tactical pockets. 😹
#KitchenProse #Nonsense
Sea slammed them into the greenie bin without feeling the thorns' bite. Punctured & bleeding, Sea slammed the iron shovel into the greenie bin & ruthlessly snapped back & forced the enemy into submission in the bin & behind the chainlink in the yard.
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Garbage In, Garbage Out
That's AI's Motto
Maybe no one will Notice the webbed hands or extra legs
Til we've already sold 6 gazillion copies to these absolute techbro units
-Some AI Developer Somewhere, Probably
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#GutterRhymes
#KitchenProse
What Relationship Status are you at when He says, I LOVE your Mother but she has to keep her nose outta our bizness.. ? 😬
#KitchenProse
#RelationshipWoes
I can't hardly Wait for the Date when I can ride my little Bubble right up to a new S3a shell.
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I think I have managed to achieve harmonic resonance of the cheap plastic pieces rattling in the A/C fixture just moments before I began to dig talons into my brain to stop the noise buzzing that set my fangs on edge.🎃
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#KitchenProse
This was usually after something fell out of a cupboard or closet & hit me in the head.🤣🤪💚
#ThingsMyMotherSaid
#KitchenProse
I haven't had the opportunity to go to any of their concerts, but JT gets credit for my #kitchenprose & #gutterrhymes, which I've been writing since my early teens.
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If you've ever rolled a joint in a Tampax wrapper when it was still made with paper you are xx years old..
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#kitchenprose lolz
The universe conspires to slow my roll. Every chore a battle royal. Lost a favorite earring, but got lucky when I swept again. A treasured porcelain toeholder lid fell to pieces in my hand. Sweep again.
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#GutterRhyme #KitchenProse #poetry
