Latest posts tagged with #limerickoftheday on Bluesky
The township of Tydes became #crazed
When they tilted their heads up and gazed
At their moon, whole and bright
Day by day and by night
But the Moon kept on shining, unphased. 🌜🌝
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#limerickoftheday
Blissfully #mystified Wade
Stood in awe while the pianist played
Till the player's hand tripped
But the song never slipped
Exposing the busker's charade
(Now Wade knows how the sausage is made!)
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My armpits are dripping with sweat;
My forehead is wrinkled and wet
I'm not at the gym
Or taking a swim
I'm just carrying a #mountainous debt! 😫
#vss365 #limerick
#limerickoftheday
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Sofia, averse to men's #touch,
Kept the boys at arm's length with a crutch
Lamar, who'd no hands,
Stole her heart and her glands
And gave her some new pearls to clutch
#vss365 #limerick
#limerickoftheday
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The coupon arrived in my mail
A tanning bed - "QUICK! IT'S ON SALE!"
A tough lesson learned
My whole body is burned 😖
And I'd sooner be walking around #pale!
#vss365 #Limerick
#limerickoftheday
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An older gent seeking romance
Enrolled in a workshop for dance
Very much to his dread
All his classmates were dead
But he still stood a #ghost of a chance
👻
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
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There once was a virginal lass
Who suffered severe lack of class
Hot for a guy tall and brawn
She joined the keen man on the lawn
And he gave her a #pain in the grass
#vss365 #limerick
#limerickoftheday
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A scam artist out on a cruise
Painted her hip with a terrible bruise
Deemed the deck slippery
Claimed her sail should be free
But the crew didn't fall for her #ruse
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A hot air balloon came #unmoored
While a bull and two ewes were on board 🐂🐑🐑
As they sailed toward a cloud,
Farmer Joe cried aloud,
"You best not do anything untoward!"
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
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Her lipstick, bright red and #unmissable 💄
Coated lips so alluringly kissable💋
I bent for a taste
Which she shut down with haste
And informed me that wasn't permissable! 🚫
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Avoided a pile of poo! 💩
Jumped over a mud
puddle ...Phew! 💦
Stopped watching my feet
As I skipped down the street
And got gum on the #sole of my
shoe 😩
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
My friends puzzle, "Why do you stay?"
When Jen starts her alarming display 🫣
The yelling comes first 😱
Then the tear-duct damns burst 😭
And she pounces 🥰'cause #fighting is foreplay.😁
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The rival team caused a near-rumble
While making our Quarterback #humble
They strip-sacked his arm
Without bodily harm
But he gave up a game-losing fumble!
🏈🫢
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
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Heading out in my prettiest #boho
I'm fashion policed with a "Hell no!
In faux fur and fringe
You are thoroughly cringe -
Mom, your shabby's not chic, it's just hobo!"
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#poetry #dailyprompt
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Doug pondered who'd be his #successor:
Tim the meek? Maybe Gail, the aggressor?
Never Dan, who could only say 'Yessir'
Or Stan, the nonstop second guesser ... 🙃
OH! I've got it! Renee, my hairdresser!
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Grey hoodied and faded-jeans clad
All her classmates succumbed to the fad
But Maeve didn't care
So she colored her hair
A #magenta -cerulean plaid
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A #chivalrous fellow named Nate
Hit a snag on the way to his date
A duck with no feet
Tried to cross the main street
And freeing the fowl made Nate late.
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Feeling #suave in her thrift gardening pants
Lee went outdoors to tend to her plants
While knee-deep in the grass
A mean bug bit her ass
'Cause her pants were infested with ants 🐜🐜
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With pentameter iambically #timed
Willie Shakespeare expounded and rhymed
To the beat of his heart
He created his art
And the poet's celebrity climbed
#vss365 #limerick #poetry #limerickoftheday
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I agreed to be part of a test
To learn if my life's cursed or blessed
While the tests were not pleasurable,
Turns out Karma IS #measurable
Was it accurate? I'll keep you abreast. 😉
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If #reality TV was real life
With all of the drama and strife
I'd not Keep Up or be Idoled
Nor 90-Day bridled
And hell no could my man Swap his Wife!
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After kicking the game's winning #goal
Penn's fans tried to tear down the pole
Though much effort was spent
Those great posts merely bent -
As if giving the Ivies an eye roll
(True story, 1982)
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Big Bob Burkin did not understand
That Elle's ass was no place for his hand
When she reported the #issue
They gave Big Bob a tissue
Cause he cried when his dumb ass got canned
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A giant bear waking from slumber
Craved a crispy dill pickled cucumber
With loud rumbling belly
He entered the deli
And was ordered to go take a #number.
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Harsh critics of romance assert
Steamy novels aren't #literature, they're dirt
But I believe love
Is ordained from above
And no dialogue beats a great flirt
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There once was a gal named Bo Peep
Who couldn't keep track of her sheep
"I'll go have a look,"
Said a crook-wielding shnook
Who had stolen her flock - What a #creep!
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"Wax wings make flight simple and fun!"
Icarus crowed as he soared toward the sun.
When an urge quite maniacal
Made Ic surge too #heliacal
With wings melting, he cried, "Crap, my fun's done."
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
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"Why are you hunched undercover?"
I ask my entrancing new lover.
"The lock on your door
Doesn't work anymore
And I noticed your mom likes to #hover." 😬
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With a pair of titanium hips
And cherry-red Botox-filled lips
Of feelings, she's practically void
Less human and more fully #android
You don't want to be there when she strips! 😱🫣
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In the Garden of #Unearthly Delight
'Ere mankind knew its wrong from its right
A fast-talking brute
Offered Eve taboo fruit
'Cause her man wouldn't dare take a bite.
#vss365 #limerick #writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
