Latest posts tagged with #parentingproblems on Bluesky
The names said it all 🤣🤣🤣
Call from 11yr old autistic grandson. Happy birthday Nanny. I'm going to Hogwarts.
Recieved letter & 9 3/4 platform ticket in parcel. Parents no idea who sent it.
He's convinced it's real.
#parentingproblems
A weird dilemma that purchasing MORE harmonicas will lead to a more peaceful home. #parentingproblems
HE'S FINALLY ASLEEP. I thought that was going to take all night.
#parenting
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I worked so hard teaching my kid to read and now I regret it… he’s reading EVERYTHING on my phone 😩 time to invest in a privacy screen
#ParentingWin #ParentingProblems #Literacysky #Readingsky #Teachersky
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Parent-teen communication: now available in limited topics only 🤣 #Zits #Parentingproblems #Teenagers #Comics
I know that teenagers can be moody. I know they are filled with angst. They can yell at you one minute and then hug you the next. I was not prepared for what my kid called me today:
Adult
That’s right, my kid called me an adult. I’ve never been so insulted in my life! #parentingproblems
Getting random Blippi songs stuck in your head... #parentingproblems. Games.
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💙Son: I just made a grinder.
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
School District Declares Sick Kids Just Big Fans of Virtual Learning
#BreakingNews #ParentingProblems #SatireNews #AbsurdAcademia #DoctorWho By: TheJestPress.com In a move that many are calling “bold,” “groundbreaking,” and “possibly the result of an untreated fever,” the East Side Unified School…
School District Declares Sick Kids Just Big Fans of Virtual Learning
#BreakingNews #ParentingProblems #SatireNews #AbsurdAcademia #DoctorWho By: TheJestPress.com In a move that many are calling “bold,” “groundbreaking,” and “possibly the result of an untreated fever,” the East Side Unified School…
Local Arcadia Home Declared New National Surrogate Nesting Site
#SurrogateSituation #ArcadiaOddities #ParentingProblems #TooManyKids #BreakingBabies By: TheJestPress.com **Arcadia, CA** — Local authorities were left speechless Tuesday after discovering not one, not two, but *twenty-one* infants…
Fighting the brain fog again. I write & my clients love my work. I rly wonder what I could actually do if I consistently got a good night's uninterrupted sleep.
#parentingproblems
Not getting enough sleep is a literal form of torture. Does some entity in the universe teach this to kids while they sleep sporadically so I can't?
Autistic 7yr old has a loose tooth. I'm about 45s away from the string/doorknob trick.
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#specialneedsparenting
#ParentingProblems (person who's given birth twice edition):
Need to...
pee but afraid to get up to pee bc minor prolapse exists.
To change toddler one more time but she fell asleep.
To write 12k words by tomorrow or I won't be able to pay the car insurance.
#wfhmom #sustainableincome
Kiddo, who got up at 5:30:
We don't need to sleep longer, we need to sleep SHORTER!
Send coffee
#ParentingProblems
So it snowed here in Maryland this week. My 5YO is newly into sledding. I probably haven’t been sledding in two decades. We’ve gone 3 times in 2 days. My body *hurts.*
#parentingproblems
My homunculus just spit acid at me #parenting #parentingproblems
TFW your grown ass adult child sits there and scolds you with your own attitude about things you know they're right about. #parentingproblems
Small, grey toy that looks like a bug
Getting my kids ready for the bus this morning. Pulled out my daughter's mittens to find this thing attached to them. Yes, it is fake. Yes, I did shake the mittens like the toy was alive and would bite me. #parenting #parentingproblems
Putting gloves on a child is akin to dressing an octopus in leather trousers! #parentingproblems #parent #dadlife
My youngest has been calling me "other mom" all day.
I really wish the other mom would show up and do the laundry.
#ParentingProblems
