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when you are a free software developer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDDukLyXY-M
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when the boss says you can work from anywhere
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Any relation to Delphi the dog?
#programmerjokes
Confusing Or Not: A Tale Of Two Number Systems
Confusing Or Not: A Tale Of Two Number Systems
#programming #computerscience #Programmerjokes #Halloween #Nerdy-humor
programmerhumor.io/programming-memes/confus...
[KPop Demon Hunters]
Huntrix have a vulnerable moment after the song Free, call that CWE-416 Use After Free
#KPopDemonHunters
"God is real, unless declared integer."
#iamthatold #programmerjokes #pun
The 'H' in Programmer Stands for Happiness 😅❤️
Sarcasm level: maxed out.
Code joyfully (or at least look like it): techgeeksapparel.com/h-in-p...
#CodingTruths #DevLife #ProgrammerJokes
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Storing JSON in a SQL Database
Who else has done this before?
#ProgrammerJokes
Character encoding, date formats and whitespaces are always to care about.
I prefer UTF-8 (and then there are cp-1252, ISO 8859-1, UTF-16 big endian and little endian, ...).
ISO 8601 and epoch milliseconds are nice.
Using tabs might spice things up.
It could have been
2 Switch ||
!2 Switch
? Nintendo
#ProgrammerJokes #TechHumor
Just got stuck in a...
while Exist do {
n = math.rand(0,180)
pickUp(phone,tiktok)
wait(n)
rageSlam(phone,tiktok) //Don't hold back, there's a case
}
loop complete with brain runtime error. Never forget the last wait, kiddos.
#ProgrammerJokes #Lame #IKnow #ButImADad #SoIGetAPass #QuestionMark
I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.
#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DevHumor
What did the computer do for a snack?
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Had a quick nibble.
#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #ProgrammingJokes
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
What did the programmer say to his dog?
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Fetch()!
#DeveloperJokes #NerdHumor #ProgrammerJokes
I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerJokes #CodingHumor
What's a computer's favorite drink?
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Java.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DevJokes
Why did the programmer stay in bed?
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He was working on his REST API.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy #BadJokes
I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.
#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #TechFun
There are two kinds of days for a developer: Days where everything works and
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just kidding, those don’t exist
#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why
#ProgrammingJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor
My code doesn’t have bugs
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it just develops unexpected features.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy
What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops!
#CodingHumor #NerdHumor #ProgrammerJokes
Why was the developer calm?
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He had exception handling.
#DevJokes #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes
What's a programmer's favorite musical note?
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C#.
#BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DeveloperJokes
How do you comfort a broken hard drive?
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You tell it everything’s going to be all byte.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammerHumor
