Fun Fact from my eccentric 11 yr old: Mom, did you know humans expel all 3 types of substances? Poop is solid. Farts are gas. Pee is liquid. #autistickids #neurodivergentfamily #thingskidssay
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Went round my friends house, and their kids were having McDonald's. My kid "they're eating farm food" 🤣 #oldMcDonaldhadafarm #thingskidssay
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**Golden from K-Pop Demon Hunters plays on radio**
6: Mama, this is a girl's song.
Me: Any song can be a girl's song.
6: **rolls eyes*** MoOOOom, boys can sing too you know.
Well, that's me told. I'll see myself out.
#ThingsKidsSay
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Today Mrs Schmootles called No 2 grandson.
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
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Take a break and watch a one minute video. #sweet #cute #family #baseball #ThingsKidsSay 🥰
youtu.be/5IOfT4lTpaA?...
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Kid's show found a way to light a lighthouse beacon.
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
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So, my toddler spotted his first cybertruck this past weekend. "Silly!'" he declared, pointing at it. Truer words have never been spoken. #toddlers #thingskidssay
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8 year old packs backpack for grandmas…
9 year old: “Why did you put balloons in your backpack”
Me: “he’s fine, leave him alone”
9 year old: “he’s trying to trigger me mom!!”
Me: “What!!!” 🫤
9 year old: “He knows I hate balloons in backpacks!!”
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#thingskidssay #momlife #triggered
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9 year old : You’re cappin
Me: 🤔 What does that even mean?
9 year old : Come on, it’s not the 19 hundreds anymore mom.
Me: 🫠
#thingskidssay #cappin
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“When you die, does your blood come with you?” -TJ, 5 years old
#thingskidssay
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And the hits just keep on comin'.
#comic #library #librarian #craftday #rainsticks #childrenslibrarian #thingskidssay #fullofbeans
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💙Son: I just made a grinder.
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
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My 3 Year Old: “Mom! No singing! This is my favorite song! You’re ruining it! Start it over!”
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
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In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B declared very seriously Mommy doesn't dance, she does things. No dancing for you! 🫵🏻
Sorry #DaftPunk. I wasn't aware.
💃🏻🕺🏻🪩📻
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #dancemom #shakeitoff #talk #toddlertalk
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In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B wouldn't shower without his imagery friends Bix & Bobby.
Negotiations ended with a Monster Truck & foam in the shower settlement. B&B were pleased - Mom 0, thin air 1.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #funny #LOL #thingskidssay
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Some stumps stump, then grow on you...
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
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In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin A's cracked the code & achieved 3 things all Mothers fear:
1. Unlocking locks;
2. Using a step ladder to get up high; &
3. Unscrewing lids.
HELP!
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #bikepark #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #unicorn #help
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In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin A has a girlfriend.
He met her at the bike park racing his 🛴. He named her "Unicorn" 🦄.
🫶🏻🤦♀️🌹
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #bikepark #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #unicorn
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In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
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8 yr old grandson just woke up. “In my dream, tastebuds could hold up a train.”
I took him to a carnival last night. I did not give him acid before bed.
#ThingsKidsSay #WeirdDream
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I will never not shake my head now as a single man in his 50s thinking about how kids, me included, will look in a bursting full refrigerator and exclaim, “THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!” to our parents with complete seriousness. 🤪🙄
#thingsKidsSay
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My 4yr old was taking out all my credit cards from my wallet. With each one taken out, he goes “here’s ONE dollar!” And gives it to me.
Thanks buddy. You don’t need to remind me some of these are maxed out and I’m broke 😅😭
#thingskidssay
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Me (to my 5 year old): Do you want some corn with your chicken?
5: yes, I love corn.
Me: Do you know what corn is?
5: yes, it's delicious
Me: alright.
(Hand her the plate with chicken and corn)
5: EWWW I DON'T WANNA EAT BEES!!!
#Kidssaythedarnestthings #thingskidssay #conversationswitha5yearold
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When my 3YO makes a mistake she brushes it off with a "oh, ha! silly Alice" complete with a little chuckle.
And that is now also what I'll be doing.
#toddlermom #lifetips #thingskidssay
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Screenshot of tweet @jahochcam (black and white profile picture of children's hands covering Julie's eyes). Text "My five yo keeps saying/signing NEVER MINE ("never mind") and STOMACH EGG ("stomach ache") #kodaism #thingskidssay
Update, he's now 14 and still signs NEVER MINE for "never mind" 🥹
#kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
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Steve (the husband) turned on Dropkick Murphys and started trying to do an Irish jig. The reaction from our kids was great.
Logan, 2: what doing daddy?
Landan, 4: can you stop that?
#happystpatricksday #thingskidssay #parenting
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"... and we went on a horse tornado!"
"A what now?"
"A horse tornado. The thing with the horses that goes in circles?"
"A merry-go-round?"
"Yeah! That!"
#ThingsKidsSay
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Today a kindergartner told me they needed to visit the “eye dentist” and I will forever refer to my eye appointments now as visiting the eye dentist.
#educator #para #thingskidssay #eyedentist
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Things my toddlers say... (At the ferry using our tickets) 'I'm paying the Government' and he isn't wrong 🤦♀️ #BoyMom #thingskidssay #lol #toddlerlife #fromthemouthofbabes #MomLife
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Me: I hope we don't have to leave. I don't want to leave my garden. I know I'm terrible at it but I've worked so hard.
My child: Don't limit yourself. You can garden even worse anywhere in the world.
#gardening #expat #thingskidssay #motivation
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