Round brown hound in blue harness caught pink-lipped with portion of floofy cat toy found in our bathroom, which is officially owned by Zack the Squatter Cat and only occasionally allowed a visit by dogs due to the frequent and horrendous crimes of passion committed including but in no wat limited to the incident captured on film earlier today.
Background shows relatively new shower curtain whose pleas to be ironed have gone unanswered since delivered as well as a frog-themed cat bed purchased from Chine pre-tariff that is extra floofy having just been removed from the dryer.
Trigger, DPC Home Security Chief, 5 minutes ago:
“I have no idea what ‘cat toy’ you are talking about.”
Mm-kay 🤨
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