We're getting close, folks! #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden Today's excerpt comes to you courtesy of Donald Trump's fevered swamp brain. From "Dear Pr*sident A**clown" #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
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We're getting close, folks! #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden Today's excerpt comes to you courtesy of Donald Trump's fevered swamp brain. From "Dear Pr*sident A**clown" #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Jebus Christmas, you droopy orangutan tit. Can you stop embarrassing us in front of the Queen? An excerpt from Master Pennyfarthing's "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Trump's son-in-law is a basically a shaved ape with a pot of marmalade floating around in his head. And yet Trump refuses to fire him. Just one more reason to say #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe. #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteEarly #VoteBlue
Turns out Trump has actually done a *lot* as president. Nearly all of it bad. Here's a far from comprehensive list. Our countdown to the election continues with an excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Russia, Russia, Russia! It's always about Russia with this dope. An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteEarly #VoteBlue
After continually calling the media the enemy of the people, Trump expresses sorrow over a murdered enemy of the people. Somehow, it rings hollow. From "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
"Now I feel like I could vomit twice my body weight three times a day" could only be a reference to the Trump presidency. That it is. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Donald Trump is afraid of sharks, but apparently wasn't afraid of COVID, which attacks on land. Here's a golden oldie from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." Shark Week, bitches! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Remember when Trump was trying to hide his taxes? That was crazy, huh? Well, now we see (even more clearly) what a fraud he is. Here's a blast from the past, courtesy of "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
"Psst, comrade. Maybe lie low for a while. You've been made." A super Russian-y excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a big Russian tool who has no clue what he's talking about — ever. From "Dear Pr*sident A**clown" #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
"Jesus Christ, you sound like a Miss Teen USA contestant channeling Heinrich Himmler." Another classic Pennyfarthing missive to the ocher arschloch. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
So Ivanka Trump is basically the Larry to Don Jr.'s and Eric's Darryl and Darryl. But that sure doesn't make her smart. Check this out, yo! From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Trump IS the apotheosis of the seven deadly sins. But you already knew that, didn't you? A quick hit from "Dear Pr*sident A**clown." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
Wherein Pennyfarthing proves you can take any snippet of time during the Trumpocalypse and unveil a fuckton of fucknutter. An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
To this day, Trump *still* doesn't understand how tariffs work. Read a fucking book, you oafish, fleshy wad of id! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Oh, remember when Mueller was coming — before Billy Barr came all over our democracy? I do. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." Save us, Joe Biden. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Trump is the high suzerain of social media. Tens of millions of Twitter bots can't be wrong, eh? But sometimes, I don't know, I feel like he's lying. Crazy, huh? From Dear "F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBiden #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Hey, remember that time Donald Trump was super-racist? Here it is — recorded for posterity. From "Dear Pr*sident A**clown." #GoodbyeAsshole #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #VoteBiden #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Why the fuck does everything about Trump have to have a Hitler analogue? An excerpt from AJP's "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBiden #VoteBlue
"Get off your lazy, goldbricking ass, you glutinous sluggard. You have a country to run into the ground." We're counting down to the day we 86 the arschloch. Enjoy this Pennyfarthing snippet. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Donald Trump (aka Bone Spurious the Yellow) has been disrespecting brave military men and women for years — John McCain in particular. So I called him a flaccid wasp dick. Etc. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Oh, my. This letter about Rudy is RUDE. What is wrong with me? From "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBiden #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Did I really call Trump a "gormless fucking twatflap"? Guess you'll have to click the image to find out. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBiden
Donald Trump and Putin. A love story for the ages. And here's another loathe letter from "Dear F*cking Moron" to the, well, fucking moron. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBlue
"If you gave me a particle accelerator and Fermilab's super-secret juju for creating wormholes, I couldn't get farther up Putin's ass than you are right now." And Trump has gotten farther up there since I wrote this ... somehow. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Oh, remember when Trump basically admitted Russia helped get him elected and we all just went on with our lives like nothing happened? Ha ha ha ha ha ah ... we're in hell. More saucy clips from "Dear Pr*sident A**clown." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
In retrospect, maybe this letter snippet wasn't accurate or fair. Trump's brain is clearly 100 percent circus peanut. Also, he can't even spell the states he won. Let's end this Kafka-esque nightmare. Please. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Another blast from the past, in Pennyfarthing letter form. Remember when Trump fired Comey? Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, that wasn't a good idea. A snippet, or clip, if you will. Perhaps a clippet. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic" #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump