Latest posts tagged with #HelloJoe on Bluesky
Remember when Trump accused Obama of having his wires tapped? Oh, the crazy train was just starting, wasn't it? And here we are. One day from freedom. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
Hey Trump! "Stick to what you know, which as far as I can tell is pretty much limited to cheating at golf, spray-tanning your head until it looks like a Costco rotisserie chicken, and panic-shoveling quicklime onto dead hookers." The election is coming. Can you dig it? #HelloJoe
Wouldn't it be nice to have a smart president again? One who doesn't need flashcards to understand abstruse concepts? Four days, yo! An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
"Listen up you chickenshit, banana republic, Orwellian fucknugget. We will not stand for your anti-American horseshit much longer." A timely excerpt from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
China, China, China! Read this here excerpt, eh? From AJ Pennyfarthing's "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden #VOTE
Why am I trying to make sense out of something that spilled like a tauntaun's steamy entrails from the expired, moldering tin of anchovy paste that is Trump's mind? Good question. More in the attachments. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
Dear Donald: When you tell people you're "the least racist person they've ever seen," you really need to add "at a Klan rally." It's still a lie, but it's not nearly as egregious. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
Make this beautiful Joe Biden ad go viral. #HelloJoe
Remember when sharts-for-brains challenged Rex Tillerson to an IQ test? Pennyfarthing took note. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
Guys! Breathe easy! There are *no* Apprentice tapes in which Trump uses the n-word. He knows! He checked with Mark Burnett! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBiden #VoteBlue
Trump loves parades. Because he's a child. Good gods, let this nightmare end. An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue
Dear DJT: I know we don't agree on a lot — because I'm a normal human and you're an Igloo cooler full of antibiotic-resistant clown syphilis — but listen. Another excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron": We're getting close. Can you taste victory? #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly
Trump wanted a transparent wall. A *transparent fucking wall*! How is he president? ... he asked for the 10,342nd time. Let's oust the ocher arschloch. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica #VoteEarly
"You looked like 400 pounds of pig anus shoved into a 200-pound sausage casing." Another wholesome excerpt from "Dear Pr*sident A**clown." We have them on the run! Let's do this! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare
Jebus Christmas, you droopy orangutan tit. Can you stop embarrassing us in front of the Queen? An excerpt from Master Pennyfarthing's "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Trump's son-in-law is a basically a shaved ape with a pot of marmalade floating around in his head. And yet Trump refuses to fire him. Just one more reason to say #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe. #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteEarly #VoteBlue
Remember when Pepe LePerv mentally spooged all over the first lady of France? No? I've tried to forget too. An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue Just 20 days till the election! Let's do this!
Turns out Trump has actually done a *lot* as president. Nearly all of it bad. Here's a far from comprehensive list. Our countdown to the election continues with an excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
A Pennyfarthing quick hit in response to Trump's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs July 4, 2019, speech. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue
Russia, Russia, Russia! It's always about Russia with this dope. An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteEarly #VoteBlue
In August 2019, after two brutal mass shootings, Donald Trump responded quickly — by almost immediately going dancing and bragging about his crowd sizes. An excerpt from "Dear Pr*sident A**clown." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe
"Kim Jong Un must be wondering how a country that produced a scintillating intellect like Dennis Rodman could have such a dense fuck as its president." Remember that time Trump lost an aircraft carrier? Oh, those halcyon days. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic" #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe
After continually calling the media the enemy of the people, Trump expresses sorrow over a murdered enemy of the people. Somehow, it rings hollow. From "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
"Jebus Crunchberries, I've seen squirrels with their heads stuck in Mountain Dew cans that were better prepared for this job than you." An excerpt from "Dear Pr*sident A**clown." Counting down to the end of our long, national nightmare. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #FuckOffDonald
"Now I feel like I could vomit twice my body weight three times a day" could only be a reference to the Trump presidency. That it is. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Remember that time Trump congratulated a soldier on his Purple Heart? Or the time he said he always wanted to get one? Sadly, they don't give them out to bone spurters who give themselves COVID. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe
Donald Trump is afraid of sharks, but apparently wasn't afraid of COVID, which attacks on land. Here's a golden oldie from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." Shark Week, bitches! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
This letter to *you* (not the ocher abomination) from "Dear F*cking Moron" rings just as true now as the day it was written. Remember every outrage, and VOTE! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe