In honor of Kopp's Frozen Custard's anti-choice custard slip-up (Hey! That's how unplanned pregnancies happen, too.), Pennyfarthing has edited a segment of #GoodbyeAsshat. #OctoberSurprise.
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Dear Joe Manchin. Read a book. May I suggest mine? #GoodbyeAsshat #TrumpTraditionIsNonsense #BackDemocracyManchin 👉Joe Manchin: the Democrat who holds the fate of Biden’s agenda in his hands
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Trump keeps crying, and we keep counting down to the day we can drop that Cuckoo Cock off at the dump. While he's there, he should find a few people he canned during his reign of terror. Don't think he'll be welcome, though. Do you? #GoodbyeAsshat #AJPDailyKosArchives
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This holiday season is the perfect time to share the bad news about our Dear Bleater🤡. Stuff Pennyfarthing in someone's ignorant stocking. #GoodbyeAsshat #TruthIsAGift #PennyfarthingBooks
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Todays classic hit is about a Trump talking head called Hannity. He plays a big journalist on his faux news show. Back in 2018, Hannity was caught in an ethical oopsie that would cost a real reporter his job. But not if said reporter is on Fox. #GoodbyeAsshat #FauxNewsNotNews
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Today on Pennyfarthing's Greatest Miffs from DailyKos, we discover Donnie's 2020 reelection scam appears to have begun before his first (and only) inauguration. We can't wait to see the miniseries. Because there's a whole lot of cray in this sordid tale. #GoodbyeAsshat #AJP
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This countdown to Trump’s eviction day selection is confirmation that we’ve all been in fight or flight mode since Trump took office. Remember when we discovered Cap’n Orange Crayon didn’t want any advisors? At all? Because he was just gonna wing it? Shudder. #GoodbyeAsshat
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Remember that time Trump waxed lyrical about being a real American hero? Here's a snippet of my response to Prez Private Parts. #GoodbyeAsshat #PennyfarthingBook4
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Every time someone buys one of Mr. Pennyfarthing's books, Trump suffers acute ball irritation. Buy now! #GoodbyeAsshat
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As we wait for The Puttercup Prince🤡 to realize his time is nearly up, my associate (Emma) will play an AJP Greatest Miff from the Daily Kos archives. Remember when MoTucker claimed white supremacists were all a sneaky Dem scheme? Never forget. #GoodbyeAsshat #TuckerCarlsonEw
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It would appear we need to remind Trump and the GOP how democracy works. Again. So, until Joe Biden moves into the White House, we will have to send a daily hint to the Michelin Yam. You lost, Don. By a lot. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloPresidentBiden
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You're fired! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloPresidentBidenandVPHarris
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Remember when Trump accused Obama of having his wires tapped? Oh, the crazy train was just starting, wasn't it? And here we are. One day from freedom. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
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Wouldn't it be nice to have a smart president again? One who doesn't need flashcards to understand abstruse concepts? Four days, yo! An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
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"Listen up you chickenshit, banana republic, Orwellian fucknugget. We will not stand for your anti-American horseshit much longer." A timely excerpt from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
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China, China, China! Read this here excerpt, eh? From AJ Pennyfarthing's "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden #VOTE
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Why am I trying to make sense out of something that spilled like a tauntaun's steamy entrails from the expired, moldering tin of anchovy paste that is Trump's mind? Good question. More in the attachments. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
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Dear Donald: When you tell people you're "the least racist person they've ever seen," you really need to add "at a Klan rally." It's still a lie, but it's not nearly as egregious. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
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Remember when sharts-for-brains challenged Rex Tillerson to an IQ test? Pennyfarthing took note. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
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Guys! Breathe easy! There are *no* Apprentice tapes in which Trump uses the n-word. He knows! He checked with Mark Burnett! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBiden #VoteBlue
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Trump loves parades. Because he's a child. Good gods, let this nightmare end. An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue
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Dear DJT: I know we don't agree on a lot — because I'm a normal human and you're an Igloo cooler full of antibiotic-resistant clown syphilis — but listen. Another excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron": We're getting close. Can you taste victory? #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly
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Trump wanted a transparent wall. A *transparent fucking wall*! How is he president? ... he asked for the 10,342nd time. Let's oust the ocher arschloch. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica #VoteEarly
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"You looked like 400 pounds of pig anus shoved into a 200-pound sausage casing." Another wholesome excerpt from "Dear Pr*sident A**clown." We have them on the run! Let's do this! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare
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Jebus Christmas, you droopy orangutan tit. Can you stop embarrassing us in front of the Queen? An excerpt from Master Pennyfarthing's "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
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Trump's son-in-law is a basically a shaved ape with a pot of marmalade floating around in his head. And yet Trump refuses to fire him. Just one more reason to say #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe. #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteEarly #VoteBlue
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