Latest posts tagged with #EllieKemper on Bluesky
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“It’s casual Friday, so I decided not to wear any panties. Let’s see if anyone notices.” #TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper
Movie: #Bridesmaids (2011)
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“I’d have to say riding Daryl cowgirl style was my favorite part. Of course it didn’t hurt having Nellie licking my butthole at the same time.” #TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper #orgy
“I felt kinda bad for Andy. Not being able to get it up at a sex party would really suck. Maybe he was just shy because he has such a tiny penis.”
#TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper #orgy
“I don’t know what I’m going to wear to Michael’s party. The again, we won’t have our clothes on that much.” #TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper #orgy
“Wrestling in the nude is so exciting! I was so aroused with all my friends watching. Maybe that’s why I squirted. Or it could have been April’s relentless fingering.”
#TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper
“I know Jan said I’m not supposed to do any stripping on the side, but it’s Oil Wrestling next week, and I have a match scheduled with a girl from Indiana. I can’t back out if she comes all this way. Besides, it pays $1000!”
#TheOffice #Erin #EllieKemper
“I had no idea Angela was a nurse. I saw her administering first aid to Dwight in the supply room. She must have used her top as a bandage or maybe a tourniquet.”
#TheOffice #ErinHannon #Angela #EllieKemper
“I really wish Gabe would quit sending me dick pics. He’s so tiny.
Jim, on the other hand…”
#TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper
“Jan made us strip!!”
“And then she made Pam watch while she spanked my bare bottom!”
#TheOffice #Erin #EllieKemper
Erin: “Jan asked us to see us in the conference room. She didn’t seem too happy. I hope we’re not in trouble.”
Pam: “I should have never had made up that “Office Administrator” position.”
#TheOffice #Erin #Pam #JanLevinson #EllieKemper #JennaFischer
“Jan just showed up for our big meeting. She didn’t even say “hello” to me. She just went straight to the conference room, and shut the door behind her. She’s very pretty, but did seem like kind of a b-i-t-c-h.”
#TheOffice #Erin #JanLevinson #EllieKemper
“I’m desperate to get back in Erin’s good graces, but she keeps ignoring me. I’ve resorted to sending her a naked picture of myself to try to win her back.”
#TheOffice #Gabe #Erin #EllieKemper
“Oscar said that the reason Pam came on my face was because I had such great oral skills. Which is surprising because I failed Speech in high school.”
#TheOffice #Erin #EllieKemper
“Actually, Pam wasn’t really peeing on you. Apparently you were so good at giving her oral pleasure that she achieved an intense squirting orgasm.”
#TheOffice #oscar #Erin #Pam #elliekemper #jennafischer
“I had no idea Pam and Jim were so kinky. Jim kept putting his thing in my butt, and Pam peed on me.”
#TheOffice #erin #pamandjim #elliekemper
“Pam and Jim make such a great couple. They invited me over tonight. I hope we make a great triple.”
#TheOffice #erin #pamandjim #elliekemper
“Aww, Pam was so sweet to say that! To be honest, I was aroused too, knowing her and Jim were watching me.”
“Does she really think I have a cute butt?
#TheOffice #erin #pam #elliekemper #jennafischer
Kelly: “Erin was so brave to that. She looked so good in that white bikini. Too bad she got all muddy.”
Ryan: “I thought the other chick was the hottest chick in the joint. Um…er…except for Kelly, of course.”
#TheOffice #kellykapoor #ryan #erin #mindykaling #elliekemper
Jan is coming from corporate for a visit. She said she wanted to talk to me personally. I’m so excited!
#TheOffice #erin #janlevinson #elliekemper #melorahardin
Kevin must have a cramp. His been at his desk all day, rubbing his leg. I asked if he needed any help, and he just smiled at me. He’s so sweet!”
#TheOffice #erin #kevin #elliekemper #masturbating
Karen: “Erin told me she gets $500 for wrestling in the nude. $600 if she wins.”
Pam: “You’re not thinking of trying it, are you?”
Karen: “I will if you will.”
#TheOffice #karen #pam #erin #rashidajones #jennafischer #elliekemper
“So Erin is into mud wrestling. I wouldn’t mind having a go with her. But I’m more of an oil wrestler.”
#TheOffice #nellie #erin #catherinetate #elliekemper
“Darryl seems nice. He offered to show me his salami. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I’m a vegetarian.”
#TheOffice #erinhannon #darryl
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“Wait a minute. Jim dumps me for Pam, then wants to have a threesome with THIS dizzy bitch?
#TheOffice #karenfilipelli #erinhannon #pambeesly #rashidajones #elliekemper #jennafischer
“Pam and Jim invited me to join them for a ménage à trois. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds French so it must be nice.
#theoffice #erinhannon #pamandjim #elliekemper #jennafischer
“Jim and I are going to ask Erin to join us for a threesome. With my lesbian curiosity and Jim’s fixation on anal sex, something I’m not willing to try, we figured with Erin’s exposure to adult entertainment, she might be interested.”
#theoffice #jimandpam #erinhannon #jennafischer #elliekemper
“I think it’s totally awesome that Erin has a side job as an exotic dancer. I always wanted to dance naked in front of strangers. Lord knows I have the killer body for it.”
#theoffice #kellykapoor #erin #mindykaling #elliekemper
“I don’t think Pam or Angela like me. They keep staring at me, then look away, shaking their heads. I wonder if Creed told them about my other job?”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper
