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Chapter 7: Better Out Than In

Gilda, Wendy, April, and Margo pass the time at a bus stop… by passing something else. #ProjectFairchild

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The Phoenix of Grunvale

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Gilda: "The topping? Elbow macaroni made from durum wheat. The sauce? Puréed San Marzano tomatoes. The cheese? Mozzarella and provolone soaked in Sowrento lemon juice. The score?" *takes bite out of it… and the cheese explodes in her mouth* "Dieci su dieci!" Wendy: "Wow, Gilda, you really know your Itacavallian ingredients!" Gilda: "But of course! Any self-respecting Itacavallian knows where in town to get the best Itacavallian cuisine! Also, I know a lot of baking. Itacavallian cuisine and citrus recipes are my specialty." Margo: *farts like a duck quacks* "Where’s the duck? Heheh."

Wendy: "Margo, don’t fart in front of Gilda. You barely know her yet." Gilda: "Oh, it’s okay, Wendy. It’s natural. Better out than in, I always say!" Wendy: "Are you Shrek?" Gilda: "No, but that is a great movie, and those are great words to live by!" (to Margo) "And that was a good duck, Margo. But do you know how to elephant?" Margo: "Elephant?" Gilda: *farts like an elephant trumpets* Margo: "Woah… that’s a hell of a rip, Gil! I can call you Gil, right?" Gilda: "Don’t see why not." Margo: "Say, Gil, your elephant was cool. But do you know how to mouse?" Gilda: "Mouse?"

Margo: *farts like mice squeak* Gilda: *reacts with mock-fear as she farts like an elephant trumpets* Wendy: "Well! If that’s how we’re behaving!" *farts like a motorcycle engine sound* Gilda: "Ha ha ha ha!" Margo: "Woah, the motorcycle!" April: *sees Gilda, Wendy, and Margo laughing from their farting contest*

April: "Sae, ‘t’s a fahtin’ contest weh havin’, ah weh? Well, lasses, git a looda dis ‘un!" Wendy: "April, NO!!!" April: *farts a giant cloud of spray* "Haw haw haw haw haw!" Wendy: (holding nose) "Dammit April, we told you not to take part in these!" Gilda: (nose bleeding) "Why as a mephitine would you do that?!" Margo: "I think I swallowed my puke."

#OTOGCOMIC: "Better Out Than In" (Chapter 7)

Gilda, Wendy, April, and Margo pass the time at a bus stop… by passing something else.

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