#DearDiary,
On Tuesday I went to my new dentist. My first California dentist.
My new dentist and his impressive staff and his state of the art facilities are all super duper future shock sci fi high tech slick disco minute detailed glamo whammo James Bond villain ultra advanced. My new dentist and his office make my old New York dentist and his office look like the Little House On The Prairie. Believe it or not.
When my new dentist blew up the hyper realistic 3-D computer generated dental renderings on the panorama IMAX movie screen in the examination room, my mouth appeared as a gargantuan monster gash from a Marvel Comics film franchise set in a bomb shelter geriatric hospital in post apocalyptic Appalachia.
When I confessed to my new dentist that my obviously jacked teeth made me seriously depressed, my new dentist—who is also young and good looking and charming—responded, “You’re actually pretty good. Better than most who come in here.”
Then my new dentist set up me up with a next day endodontist appointment for the first of a four part root canal.
#TrueConfessions by #BillMullen.
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