What did the right eye say to the left eye —Between you and me… something smells.
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Posts tagged #ScienceJoke
Got an idea for a match making app for single archeologists, gonna call it Carbon Dating. #sciencejoke
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Why did the noble gas cry? --Their friends argon!
#dadjoke #sciencejoke #science
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What? You Are Based?
What? You Are Based?
#Chemistry #Phscale #Acids #Bases #Sciencejoke
sciencehumor.io/chemistry-memes/what-you...
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As a challenge, a friend asked an AI chatbot to come up with some science-y jokes. At least one was a joke we already knew, but this one was new to me:
Helium goes into a bar to order a beer.
Bartender: "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
#ScienceJoke #AIContent
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you?! No charge!"
#dadjoke #sciencejoke
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Yesterday, I told a chemistry joke... there was no reaction.
#dadjoke #sciencejoke
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
#dadjoke #sciencejoke
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Any humor found in the evolution of bipedality in early humans is technically stand up comedy.
#dadjoke #ScienceJoke
I heard this one over at #PBSEons. Fun times.
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Massage for you
Gefunden in einen großartigen Science-Museum in Ansterdam, dem Momo. Ist der Witz schlecht? Oh ja. Und das macht ihn so großartig.
#dadjokes #science #sciencejoke #amsterdamcity #amsterdam🇳🇱 #cityphotography
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How do one-called organisms say goodbye to their friends? —Adios amoebas!
#dadjoke #sciencejoke
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I'm Sorry, What Are Y'all Saying Bout Electrons?
I'm Sorry, What Are Y'all Saying Bout Electrons?
#Chemistry #Avogadro #Mole #Sciencejoke #Pun
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you know when scientists said
#vrchatfunny #vrchatmemes #vrchatcomedy #vrchat #joke #winrypendragon #sciencejoke
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Cryptosporidium... Sounds like a damn Harry Potter spell
#harrypotter #spell #lol #joke #badjoke #sciencejoke #justsaying
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June 3rd Joke Of The Day 🌈
Did you know there use to be 8 colors of the rainbow? Yeah, but one of them got a restraining order beacause they were ultra-violent. Now they're invistable.
#junejoke #dailyjoke #rainbowjoke #joke #sciencejoke #dadjoke #pun #badjoke
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May Space Jokes #6
Why shouldn't an army close in on a collapsing star warrior?
They'll enter it's Sword-Shield Radius
#blackhole #dailyjoke #sciencejoke #pun #sciencepun #joke #blackholejoke
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Yes, You Are Too Basic
Yes, You Are Too Basic
#Chemistry #Phscale #Sciencejoke #Basic #Acid-base
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Physics Goes For Gold
Physics Goes For Gold
#Physics #Olympics #Centerofmass #Sciencejoke #Paris2024
sciencehumor.io/physics-memes/physics-go...
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The Gravity Of The Situation
The Gravity Of The Situation
#Physics #Science #Gravity #Education #Sciencejoke
sciencehumor.io/physics-memes/the-gravit...
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Mitosis Interrupted My Sentence
Mitosis Interrupted My Sentence
#Science #Biology #Sciencejoke #Genetics #Pun
sciencehumor.io/biology-memes/mitosis-in...
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The Screaming Cowboy Of Transcription
The Screaming Cowboy Of Transcription
#Science #Biology #Sciencejoke #Genetics #Molecularbiology
sciencehumor.io/biology-memes/the-scream...
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Reading on the cosmic microwave background…had to remember that “Inflation” happens to the best of us😔 #sciencejoke
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Did you know that Keanu Reeves & Sandra Bullock move "Speed" had no director?
If it had direction, it would've been called Velocity...
#ScienceJoke #DadJoke
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I like to sleep 🧫 🧪
#senesence #sciencejoke #sciencesky #isthatevenathing
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