Latest posts tagged with #askMeHowIKnow on Bluesky
If every time you walk into the house it smells horrible but you’ve cleaned everything you can think of, check to see if the dogs think the door mat is a pee pad. #askMeHowIKnow #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #eeew #soMuchPee
Shoulda just used a bucket
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One of the hardest things about making actual kid-directed content is not doing what that person is complaining about. #AskMeHowIKnow But, of course, the Muppets isn’t kid-directed content.
News flash: his ancestors were immigrants.
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A chalkboard with the words "no ice melt" scrawled on it
It's like they knew I was going to ask… #winterstorm2026 #catlitterisnotagoodsubstitute #askmehowiknow
It's not just the federal government. It's also state and local offices that are not releasing information in a timely manner or at all
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"eliminating advantage"? So the radical extreme version of this is only letting people compete who have never practiced the sport and don't know the rules. Because those *are* advantages. #AskMeHowIKnow
So I just learned two things! 1) Ticks go dormant in winter and don't necessarily die, so if you get a warm spell they can become active again. And b) pulling a tick out of your belly button is unbelievably painful. #AskMeHowIKnow
They sell Arby’s curly fries in stores… #AskMeHowIKnow
Try it lol. Of course I've done it.
It's way more fun doing it on a pallet truck in HP's mega data centre. #AskMeHowIKnow
Not as mortifying as send in what was intended as a sarcastically joky email reply to a colleague you know well, but instead sending it to someone with a similar name #AskMeHowIKnow
Holiday Shopping #ProTip: If you have an Amazon Echo Show/Hub (or other device with a screen), scrub settings so that your unfinished cart, recently browsed items, or recently shipped items don't display right there for everyone to see. 🤦♀️ #SpoilerAlert #AskMeHowIKnow
Document every accomplishment, award, school, volunteer event, etc you do with dates, who you worked with, & break down what you did.
Otherwise, years later, you'll forget half of them, dig around for info you no longer have or remember, and do extra work you don't need to.
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You can overcome this by having reps from the IP owner who put the Hollywood assholes on a short leash. The thing is, though, they HATE that. #AskMeHowIKnow
If you’re a side sleeper don’t make the mistake of having vaccines put in both shoulders. You’ll run out of shoulders to sleep on. #askMeHowIKnow
Avis à ceux qui veulent prendre leur vaccin contre la COVID et qui devront payer... Prenez rendez-vous en début de journée. #AskMeHowIKnow
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Fear and desperation is a powerful force. Hopefully, with some time to process the situation and "hear" best-practice options, they will be open to your treatment recommendation.
Having Burr holes drilled into your head is not fun. #askmehowiknow
@bxdesusnice.bsky.social says, and this is 100% true, the internet comes for everyone. It’s inevitable. #askmehowIknow
You’re both correct and not. They know the emulators exist, but when one of them starts to get press that makes it hit the radar of execs who send it to Legal with a note like “did we know about this?” #AskMeHowIKnow
Not to mention those same ppl having spent HOURS FOR MONTHS looking for work to then reach out for help in and out their network and being told they should just Uber or Instacart and by turning that down you’re not desperate enough and shouldn’t turn down anything #AskMeHowIKnow
$950,000
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Well I’m fucked, I take both! Without one or the other it’s crazy, scary, sad and maddening and will never get anything done at all. Not that my analysis paralysis lets me get anything done 💯 right now, but better then not. And as a 50+ perimenopause woman, watch out! #askmehowiknow
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Take my meds, my Beast mode will be a thing of desperate rage fueled by absolute revenge.
No joke: people are organically posting this with their own stories with “Ask me how I know” as the gut punch ending.
This hashtag has legs if you will it into being.
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Hands are nearly full walking out the house, so you are only able to grab the keys but not put them in your pocket and then need to quickly buckle your kid into his seat because you're late for mass so you put all your stuff on the most convenient surface which happens to be the roof #askmehowiknow
