Latest posts tagged with #greg on Bluesky
E - Elder Barry
F - Fatgum
G - Greg Universe
H - Hunk Garrett
Done with the second set. May make variants of some of them once the alphabet is done...
#ElderBarry #CraigoftheCreek #Fatgum #Fitgum #Greg #GregUniverse #StevenUniverse #Voltron #Hunk #HunkGarrett
Panel 1 Friendly Staff: So how's our most challenging patient doing? The Finest Staff: Not good. Panel 2 Friendly Staff: How come? The Finest Staff: We confined him to his room with no connectivity and no computer. Panel 3 Greg: Please, you have to let me log on! Just one piece of e-mail! I won't play Minesweeper! I promise! Don't you people care?!?! No one asked me where I want to go today!!!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.14th1998
#FriendlyStaff #Greg #TheFinestStaff
Panel 1 No dialogue Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Friendly Staff: Playing Minesweeper again Greg? Greg: The icon was on the desktop. I couldn't help it!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.13th1998
#FriendlyStaff #Greg
*Fixed some of the shading and highlights
#Greg #GregUniverse #StevenUniverse
Panel 1 Pitr: Any idea how Greg's doing in detox? Mike: Oh, I'm sure he's fine. Panel 2 Mike: Check out their brochure. See, the detox people spare no expense in caring for their customers. The best facilities. The finest staff. The most advanced equipment... Panel 3 The Finest Staff: Oh no, this pill isn't for swallowing...
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.10th1998
#Greg #Mike #Pitr #TheFinestStaff
G is for Greg Universe
#Greg #GregUniverse #StevenUniverse
Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 Greg: NOOO!!! I'll be good, I promise! I won't do it anymore!! Panel 3 Sign on ambulance: TECHIE DETOX Sven: Cuum-a noo Greg. You joost leet beeg Sven teke-a care uff-a yoo. Meend youur heed, ya? Greg: NOOO!! Panel 4 Pitr: Techie Detox? Was that absolutely necessary Mike? Mike: I think so. It's really for his own good. He worked for Microsoft, for starters. Panel 5 Mike: And how many times have we caught him playing Minesweeper? Or Solitaire? He has a problem, and as his friends we must help him. Panel 6 Pitr: I guess you're right. Panel 7 Pitr: What are they going to do to him? Mike: Hourly enemas. Greg will never want to play Minesweeper again.
#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.8th1998
#Greg #Mike #Pitr #Sven
A Great Egret wading in shallow water with its long neck curved into an S-shape, yellow bill poised just above the surface. A near-perfect mirror reflection fills the bottom half of the frame. Dense green and brown vegetation lines the bank behind. Sandy Creek Park, Durham, NC. August 14, 2025.
A Great Egret and its consultant, agreeing on the next move. Sandy Creek Park, Durham, NC. #BirdOfTheDay #StandingInWater #GREG
Panel 1 Pitr: I heard that Greg used to work for Microsoft. Mike: Yuck. Panel 2 Greg: Hey guys. What's up? Panel 3 Mike: You trollop. Greg: I was young and I needed the money, okay?!?!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.7th1998
#Greg #Mike #Pitr
Panel 1 Caption (top of panel): Recent attacks over the Internet by hackers have affected critical military networks... Sign on wall: NAVAL INTELLIGENCE SERVICE Naval Officer: What the...? Computer: Application "Minesweeper" has barfed. Panel 2 Caption (top of panel): Even technology centres with their own computer security staff were hit. Sign on wall: Network Security Center Security Analyst: See? I can't get www.spankme.com! Panel 3 Caption (top of panel): All of this was due to an unknowing young techie five years ago... Sign on wall: Microsoft Quality Assurance Labs Sign on desk: Windows Security Testing Station Young Greg: Could be a problem... oh, what the hell.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.6th1998
#Greg #NavalOfficer #SecurityAnalyst
#Flashback
WIP for G
#Greg #GregUniverse #StevenUniverse #WIP
#Television #Gutfeld, #Greg #Colbert, #Stephen #Late #Show #with #Stephen #Colbert #(TV
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Panel 1 Greg: Columbia Internet Tech Support, Greg speaking, how can I help you? Customer: Hello. I don't know how t oconnect to the Internet. Panel 2 Greg: Okay. What kind of modem do you have? Customer: I don't have a modem. Panel 3 Greg: You don't have a modem? Customer: No. Greg: You need one. Customer: Why? Panel 4 Greg: Because you need to hook it up to your computer!! Customer: I need a computer?
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.19th1998
#Customer #Greg
#Techsupport
A Pickleball Politician [...] Read More... from A Pickleball Politician The post A Pickleball Politician appeared first on BOOMER Magazine . The post A Pickleball Politician appeared first on BOOME...
#Greg #Schwem #Humor #humorous #essays #pickleball
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European Open Source Awards 2026 Honor Linux Kernel Maintainer Greg Kroah-Hartman Join us in recognizing Greg Kroah-Hartman at the European Open Source Awards 2026, celebrating his pivotal role in ...
#Blog #European #Open #Source #Awards #Greg […]
[Original post on esecurityplanet.com]
Panel 1 Hillary: Greg, we're instituting a new pricing scheme for technical support calls. The basic rule is "the dumber you are, the more you pay." Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Greg: You realize our national economy can't support this. AJ: Why not? Stupid people have been giving Bill Gates money for decades.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.18th1998
#AJ #Greg #Hillary
Panel 1 AJ: I can't believe the pasting that Zock gave us in that deathmatch. That was embarassing. Mike: Yah, and Pitr got nailed so bad he got dizzy and passed out. Panel 2 Mike: Sigh... Panel 3 AJ: Did anyone see Stef in the game? I never did... Greg: I saw him fall into the lava at the very beginning.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.12th1998
#AJ #Greg #Mike
Editing note: In Alt text, I will be leaving the rare typo as they are ie: embarassing.
#RIP #AMERICAN 257) #Cake #Founding #American #Musician #Guitarist #Greg #Brown Has #Died #announced #February 7, 2026 - stereogum.com/2488418/cake...
Panel 1 AJ: I guess you've seen the pictures on the Web of Bill Gates getting pasted with cream pies. The techs thought it was funny, but didn't seem that impressed. Panel 2 Stef: I heard Gates was coming into town today. And speaking of the techs, where are they? AJ: Not sure. They weren't here when I arrived. Panel 3 Greg: Gates in sight! Range 300 yards! Mike: Belt fed suction darts loaded! Ready to rock and roll!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.7th1998
#AJ #Greg #Mike ##Pitr #Stef
#SnuRF
Panel 1 Customer: Well silly ol' me. I didn't notice my caps lock being on. Thanks. Greg: You're welcome sir. Goodbye. Panel 2 Greg: Sigh Panel 3 Chief: Is everything all right, Greg? Greg: Yeah. Just another user. Panel 4 Chief: We all have our crosses to bear. Greg: Sure, but why do mine have to be so stupid?
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.31st1998
#Chief #Customer #Greg
