Both #StevenWright & the late #MitchHedberg (R.I.P.) would certainly concur. 📝
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Both #StevenWright & the late #MitchHedberg (R.I.P.) would certainly concur. 📝
Everyone wants to pick the best,
But when it comes to comedy,
There's a bunch at the top,
Merely because of different styles.
#StevenWright #StandUp
If your set is a bunch of one liners in a row,
What should it be called?
.
..
.
#StevenWright #StandUp
I'm not good at making a list, but I can do groups.
Steven Wright is easily one of the funniest comedians ever.
I put him in the "Funniest" group.
"Wright as Rain" #StevenWright #illustration #art
"Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand." - #StevenWright
A beautifully beaded purse depicting - among other things - a Santa with several reindeer pulling his laden sleigh.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Want so many things, but where would I put them all?
h/t #stevenWright
#OTD 2/18/15
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Comedy albums by Jimmy Walker, Steven Wright, and Moms Mabley
#NowSpinning: Because @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social has the largest collection of comedy albums in the entire Midwest (unverified, but unchallenged), every few months we each pick 3 albums and binge. These are my choices.
#Comedy #ComedySky #JimmyWalker #MomsMabley #StevenWright
81 Steven Wright One-Liners
tinyurl.com/5eaxeuk3
#jokesters
#StevenWright
10 Mins or 10 Pages... CHECK IT OUT
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#substack #substackwriter #substacknewsletter #newsletter #writersofinstagram #writing #writer #poetry #shortstories #writingcommunity #blog #poetsofinstagram #comedy #poetrycommunity #blogger #oneliner #oneliners #stevenwright #hbo
“7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.” – Steven Wright
and tons more at:
thoughtcatalog.com/january-nels...
#Comedy
#StevenWright
Right now I’m having amnesia and #déjàvu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
- #StevenWright
More short witticisms.
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#stevenwright
Short witticism.
open.substack.com/pub/peterwar...
#stevenwright
Happy 70th Birthday Steven Wright. #HappyBirthdayStevenWright #StevenWright #Birthday
“My friend George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk." Happy 70th Birthday to Steven Wright! #80sTV #80smovies #StevenWright
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." ~ #StevenWright
THIS IS NOT A JEFF DYE PODCAST!
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#comedy #podcast #offtherecordspodcast #brendonwalsh #seanoconnor #vinyl #record #album #standup #stevenwright
Our longest intro yet for the great Mike Lawrence!
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#comedy #podcast #offtherecordspodcast #brendonwalsh #seanoconnor #vinyl #record #album #standup #stevenwright @brendonwalsh.bsky.social @seanoconnz.bsky.social
The Daily Quote: Steven Wright. #TheDailyQuote #StevenWright
“7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”
– Steven Wright
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
– Steven Wright
#StevenWright
#Comedy
#Stats
#Tats
#Bats
Quotes from Comedian Steven Wright
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.” – Steven Wright
“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.” – Steven Wright
thoughtcatalog.com/january-nels...
#StevenWright
#Comedy
Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the always amusing words of Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #Thesaurus #GrumpyDingoRadio
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Directed by #SusanSeidelman
Starring #RosannaArquette #Madonna #AidanQuinn #RobertJoy #MarkBlum #StevenWright #JohnTurturro #RichardHell #JohnLurie
Cinematography by #EdwardLachman
Music by #ThomasNewman
#DesperatelySeekingSusan #1980s #Comedy
Soundtrack from
#ReservoirDogs, complete with deadpan DJ intros by #StevenWright.
“K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the Seventies Weekend” 😀
Thje Daily Quote: Steven Wright
#TheDailyQuote #StevenWright
Quote of the Day:
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple. of payments."
- Steven Wright
#QuoteOfTheDay #StevenWright #Debt
Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the very dry, very funny words of Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #BadLuck #GrumpyDingoRadio
"I don't know what's worse: the fact that I'm so lazy, or the fact that I'm so good at it." ~ #StevenWright
Kenny The Bartender here, serving up a delightful quote from Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #GrumpyDingoRadio #ComedyInBytes