The pain scale for chronic pain sufferers 1 existence is pain 2 everything in my head is tv static 3 sneezing is a contact sport 4 it's impolite to scream as much as I'd like 5 Pokemon critical hit noise playing on repeat 6 standing is a contact sport 7 I still feel it in my dreams there's no escape 8 if I give an honest description of my pain everyone just thinks I'm lying 9 being alive is a contact sport 10 [vacant eyed stare of one who lives in hell and knows they may never be saved]