Latest posts tagged with #orisit on Bluesky
A long-haired black and white cat lies on her side, a confused and jumbled pattern made by her white belly and paws, black head, sides and tail
I challenge any U-boat to target this cat. If it is a cat.
#Cat #OrIsIt
Alien abduction π #ItsNeverAliens #OrIsIt
I tend to forget to take my daily meds until it's time for bed. I also forget that I need to take them with food. I guess we now know why the ice cream tends to disappear late in the evening.
#joke #orisit
Trump's going to announce an alternative Supreme Court presided over by Chief Justice Kid Rock #Satire #OrIsIt
Happy π Titty π Tuesday.
If you donβt like me at my Shadow react images folder, you donβt deserve me at my hidden folder.
#tittytuesday #orisit #tiddytuesday #tattoos #andalsoshadowthehedgehogisthere
Trump sends letter to Minnesota Vikings front office demanding they give him Greenland, a Nobel Prize and Tim Walz's head on a plate #Satire #OrIsIt
I have an A600, Curly Collin and Pushover box set on by Guest Bed of Retro Temptation
I'll post a pic in a mo, my attentions are fully focussed on a beautiful South Eastern Australian red, atm.
(And no, it's not, Nicole Kidman.)
#OrIsIt
I really want the Buccaneers to win this game so Saints/Falcons has stakes tomorrow.
#football #orisit?
You know, when you see something completely crazy and you think, "Weird, I don't remember dropping acid." I'd imagine that's exactly the kind of thing a person that just dropped acid would say.
#joke #orisit #drugs
I told my tailor that it was awkward how he was measuring my inseam. His response? "I feel ya."
#joke #orisit
Diet Tip: If your happy hour has appetizers half off, you only count the calories you pay for.
#joke #orisit #diettip
Nothing's Real
#ascii #asciiart #art #bbs #c64 #commodore64 #computer #computerart #demoscene #digital #digitalart #petscii #petsciiart #retro #retroart #text #textart #textmode #textpunk #8bit #8bitart #classical #classicalguitar #guitar #music #album #real #orisit
I'm really more asocial than antisocial. I mean, I'm not going to show up at your house to kick your friends out.
#joke #orisit
Hare the chimes
Somebunny loves you
π ΰ½Όπ
#dailyhaikuprompt
#hare #chimes
#poetry #orisit
#haiku
#notahaiku
Boy I tell ya, that moment when you get up to go to the bathroom and the paper roll is on backward.
And it's the wrong color.
And there is shag carpet on the floor.
Where the hell am I?
#joke #orisit #surreal
Gaslighting doctor who was certain that you needed to lose weight, now certain that you're actually sick. #satire #orisit?
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It shows Rosie from Hazbin Hotel shocked. Text says 'Me when they say it's gonna be 15 Β°C next week. In December'
I'll use Rosie for a few memes. She's so expressive it's just perfect.
#hazbinhotel #rosiehazbinhotel #climatecrisis #whitechristmas #funny #orisit?
Sean's in England right now so maybe he is solving that situation himself.
#TransferRumor #Sarcasm #OrIsIt
Box of cereal with only a big letter K on the front, bowl with cereal on the table, some cereal pieces scattered on the table
This is NOT the "you know what brand name one", this is a bland and boring cereal not special at all. No flavor, no color, no sugar. May or may not contain traces of fiber. Gluten-free!
#AIgenerated #cereal #food #joke #orisit?
