14yo when I told him about the Raptor: “so do they leave Trump in the lake of fire or do they bring him to heaven??”
Chat, this is an accidentally deep theological question.
#TheRaptor
#Rapture
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14yo when I told him about the Raptor: “so do they leave Trump in the lake of fire or do they bring him to heaven??”
Chat, this is an accidentally deep theological question.
#TheRaptor
#Rapture
So the #evangelical #rightwing ” #christians “ #maga whatevers are superduper excited with this #war cos Jesus is coming…for them. #lol I just want to know if they’ll be giving up their $$ & property like the idiot #rapture kooks. I could use some extra cash right now. I have a #venmo !
#MAGA is #winning. Talk about suckers & losers. How's it going in the red states? All you white people race must be living it up with slaves to serve you, ha? Oh, the good ole days of KKK. How we doing, boys? WhitePower? #WASP for #Christianity #doomsday #rapture BECAUSE WE ARE NOT THE SUPERIOR RACE
Ignorance is not bliss.
Especially if you end up in the lake of fire at the #Rapture because you were ignorant of Acts 17:11 and did what you were told by the clergy without question.
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The only thing worse than Delusional ‘Christians’ are Delusional Drunk ‘Christians’ like Whisky Pete who’s leading the charge against Iran. Waging war against everyone is so Christian, yes? #Rapture #DelusionalChristians #FakeChristians #War #Iran
Or was it “offers he could not deny” from religiously handicapped operatives of the religious-industrial-complex? #rapture
Apparently the Rapture is happening on March 22 followed by The Tide is High and Call Me.
#blondie #joke #humour #humor #comedy #funny #rapture
I’m giving the @bsky.app masses plenty of notice to do your worst before the #rapture hits in ten days. Go! Go! Go!
#WW3, the Abrahamic Holy War. Yes. #true. It has already been #prophecy in #theOrient and in #Europe by prophets after prophets that the new world order will lose the Holy War to the old world = #Persia: #rapture #apocalypse #Christian #doomsday #EndDays bc apparently we want to die.
Let's do this!
I'll never forget some X poster who said "No Palestinian is innocent". when we talked about how many children in Gaza Bebe's IDF murdered.
Maybe that was just GRU, but I can believe Evangelicals can justify anything in pursuit of the magic Jesus Portal.
#Rapture
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Glory to God, The Holy Spirit, Jesus Christ, Mary Magdalene, my mother Mary, God's Angels & Gods Army
#rapture #jesus #nyc #nuclearwar #nuke #newyork #MichaelMagdalene
The #Rapture is Total Bullsh*t, You Gotta Know This By Now
Don’t fear! There will be no Rapture, no #CatchingAway, no #SecondComing, no #ThiefintheNight! It’s all a man-made #myth!
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#cults #religion #endtimes #christian #atheist
At least Donald Trump's pointless war will answer this question. #clapperpolotocs #jokes #comedy #iranwar #rapture clapperapp.com/video/6QVZzX... via @theclapperapp
#EpsteinFiles #DonaldTrump #IranIsraelWar #Armageddon #Rapture #Evangelical #Republican #Conservative #Christian #Apocalypse #EndOfDays #Midterms #2026Revolution #FuckICE #FuckMAGA #FuckFascism #Antifa #Resist
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #TransWomenAreWomen #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #Patriarchy
@montemader.bsky.social is one the most honest and knowledgeable theologian that I know. Her insights into the "Evangelical Rapture" are telling.
#Rapture #NoKings #Resist
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Standing in front of a banner that read “God’s Coming… Operation Epic Fury,” Hagee thanked #Trump, “whose wisdom and courage has crushed the enemies of Zion.” He then quickly pivoted to a familiar refrain for ...
"Jesus’s eventual defeat of the Antichrist at the Battle of Armageddon." #Rapture
There it is #MAGA motherfuckers! Go die so #Trump can get more money for his #Venezuelan oil! You do know that's why he started this bull shit war with #Iran
If Israel gets destroyed all is good cuz we get the #Rapture and 50 virgins...Yippie!
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John Nelson Darby (1800–1882), a 19th-century Plymouth Brethren leader, is widely credited with popularizing the modern "pre-tribulation #rapture" theory around 1830. He developed this concept within the framework of Dispensationalism. —Google
Rapture is not in the Bible. It's a modern fantasy.
The US has approximately 40,000–50,000 troops in the Middle East. This includes personnel on bases, ships, and forward sites.
Unconfirmed 500-1000 US casualties after Iran retaliation on Military bases encircling Iran, sounds plausible.
Any safe extraction of troops is wishful thinking. #rapture
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F War! LETS DANCE!
Mixed you up some stompin' good EDM today!
Imagining the killer rave after a blood moon rapture...
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#arcade #edm #rave #rapture #bloodmoon
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Blood Moon Rapture
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Has #Netanyahu converted and become a #JEW for #Jesus in preparation for the coming #Armagedon and #Rapture. As if it would matter. The son of a bitch is going to go to Hell anyway. #DefundIsrael
Glory to God, The Holy Spirit, Jesus Christ, Mary Magdalene, my mother Mary, God's Angels and Gods Army
#God #HolySpirit #Jesus #prophecy #MichaelMagdalene #MaryMagdalene #Rapture #revelation #bible #Christianity
#EndTimes #Armageddon #Rapture #israel #ZionistTerroristIsrael #jesus #baal #prophet #genocide #gaza #freepalestine #Palestine #nowar #pedophile #pedo #netanyahu #trump #epstein #cabal #cult #satanyahu #pissrael #iSSrael
I wonder if it's true Bebe is just in it for a share of the money from a Trump Gaza Riviera. Built on the bones of the innocents.
If humans can actually believe this, that speaks poorly of all humanity.
#Trump #Gaza #Rapture
A great cartoon by @carloslatuff.bsky.social - The #art of an #editorial #cartoon on the third gulf war. This time #Israel #USA #Iran - #Fundamentalist #MAGA #Cristians think it's a #HolyWar #Crusade #Armageddon #Rapture - #ChristianIdentity = #NAZI
"Armageddonists among themselves." A superb cartoon by #MarianKamensky - Beautifully drawn. Great storytelling. The #art of an #editorial #cartoon on the insanity of the Abrahamic religions. #War #America #Israel #Iran - #MAGA #Crusade #HolyWar #Crusade #Armageddon #Rapture - #Storytelling
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@WhiteHouse #Trump, advised by #Christian fundamentalist #extremists craving #Rapture, & give them the world's most powerful #military to command
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