An FPL, Football Tottenham & LAFC Fan (Damn you Sonny!), Wrestling & Horror Enthusiast (amongst other things)
Turn your football knowledge upside down with my analysis, predictions, and insights on soccer, futebol, e tudo no meio!
Substack:
https://open.substack.com/pub/theinvertedfig?r=55vgl1&utm_medium=ios
Meteorologist in the Twin Cities. AMS CBM #983
This will be weather, dog, sports, music, and husband content mostly.
Your friend and Neighbor. Local Oaf. I work for Saura. I foster teeny little kittens. I love you.
Probably down a research rabbit hole.
📖 The Not-Quite States of America, about the U.S. territories (W. W. Norton).
🍟Agreeably nerdy food history newsletter: https://snackstack.net
He/him, just another dad in Minneapolis.
Journalist at MPR News, reporting on K-12 education. Author of "Behind the Red Velvet Curtain: An American Ballerina in Russia." Parent. Minnesotan.
Music, culture, history, Spurs & other stuff I like.
Socialist & Green politics
#COYS
#TheExpanse
Posting about ⚽️ a lot
I don’t just follow back
~Public Historian 📜🤓
~Host & creator BBC YOU’RE DEAD TO ME comedy & history podcast😆🧐🎙️📻📜🏛️
~Hon. Dr & Fellow, University of York IPUP 🧑🎓
~ Author of 7 funny books for kids & adults ✍️📚
~ Ex-HORRIBLE HISTORIES BBC TV 📺🤣
~Spurs fan #COYS ⚽️
www.gregjenner.com 🧑💻
Tottenham supporter and Son Heung Min fan. COYS!
Freelance writer. Bylines at Radio Times, BBC Science Focus, Nintendo Life, PCGamesN, Pocket Tactics, and more. Spurs + Bath City!
COYS, Deacs, DC sports, #dadlife, Buffalo, and (unfortunately) sometimes politics
Deputy Editor, ESPN FC. Been on Jeopardy a few times. President, Dirk Kuyt Fan Club. Proud member of Team Shrug Emoji. All views expressed are my own unique burden. https://twohalvesgame.blog/
A parody of American soccer journalism and content creation. Have a tip? DMs open
soccer writer, CBS Sports | "If you haven't caught any of her writing ... I don't know what you're doing with your life" - Jimmy Conrad | New Yorker | she/her
Soccer. Politics. All views are my own.
I write/talk about football • Total Soccer Show 🎙️ • Guardian/FotMob/The Athletic 📝 • The Soccer Dispatch 🗞️ • Fantasy UTD founder 📱
linktr.ee/grahamruthven
Keeping tabs on Minnesota United FC alumni at OnceALoon.com
Reuters. Sports Journalist. Views my own, unfortunately. #COYS #BarnetFC
Matt. Wide👁️Awake. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Everton, Werder, Brøndby, and beyond. Sports, Steely Dan, The Union Forever.
https://woke-walleye.printify.me/
LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/tm2s
Author (The Fault in Our Stars, The Anthropocene Reviewed, etc.)
YouTuber (vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.)
Football Fan (co-owner of AFC Wimbledon, longtime Liverpool fan)
Opposed to Tuberculosis
Hello and welcome! We’re a podcast that’s part of The Athletic network 🎙️
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freelance 📝📷 Midway Monitor, TDIKMN pod, ⚽ Mpls City member board, broomball player, rugby fan --
non-sports @ mjmpls.bsky.social
Research Methodologist @ UMN, CLA.
Saint Paulite, YIMBY urbanist, ebiker, dad.
MNUFC fan & MLS sicko. COYL. he/him.
Former USWNT midfielder - WC + Olympics ⚽️. Current soccer analyst: NWSL (CBS + PrimeVideo) and MLS (Apple TV). 🎙️📺
A fresh look at the beautiful game, part of the USA Today Network
📺⚽️ MLS on Apple TV || 🐶 Dogs are my favorite people || Mediocre Golfer ⛳️ || 🇮🇹🇻🇪
Soccer editor, @usatodaysports.usatoday.com. Gopher.
Taking American soccer coverage one step further.
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TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com
Nonprofit newsroom. Media that builds power for working people.
Join us: https://linktr.ee/moreperfectunion
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of THE COMPLETE KENNECTIONS (http://bit.ly/4qUcbhK) and a bunch of other stuff.
Pop culture journalist. Author of YA rom-coms YOU WERE MADE FOR ME and WHAT I LIKE ABOUT ME and novella THE DEEP END. Recovering twt user.
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
We broadcast the very 1st Spurs podcast way back in 2006! Still going strong right here. Love discussing. Hate arguing.
Minnesota. Grassland Restoration Specialist. If you post about prairie, I will follow you. Occasionally witty.
I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do and what I do best. Jedi. Big in Australia.
I write the Expecting Goals newsletter (expectinggoals.com) and I'm gonna try to bring soccer analytics to bluesky. Let's see if it works. He/him.
GOAT (retired) Tottenham Hotspur blogger
OG The Fighting Cock @lovetheshirt.bsky.social
Bucks 🦌
Work for a brand doing social media and content.
Part-timer with…
Patreon.com/spookyinpurgatory
Seasonal blog reports - The Guardian
Filthy Shambles podcast
Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I’m just here for a good time.
Signal: @drewmagary84
We're a non-profit group of meteorologists and weather enthusiasts of all levels. Local affiliate of the National Weather Association and the American Meteorological Society in the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, MN. TCMetSoc.org for more info.
18 no pronouns | 아포방포 translations on 'x' — http://btsinthemoment.carrd.co | no copy paste
🇲🇽 fútbol, 🇺🇸 soccer, and more for ESPN. Previous work: The Guardian, MLS, The Athletic, Vice Sports.
📍 San Diego
https://www.instagram.com/cesarhfutbol
Soccer reporter for FOX Sports
Happy wanderer + Soccer storyteller
https://getconcacafed.substack.com/
Writes, edits, talks, creates, mostly about soccer. Drop a line whenever.
⚽️ for @us.theguardian.com / 🥁 for Secret Cities and myself / Signal: anabnos.11 / “There is still everything to play for, and forever to play it in.”
Soccer guy with other interests, including Puerto Rico, history, and the fate of our democracy. Find me on SiriusXM and YouTube. If you want to make American soccer things, REACH OUT.
https://linktr.ee/davisjsn
Soccer nerds with spreadsheets and ggplot2. Data collection & analysis for soccer made or played in America. #USMNT #USWNT #NWSL #MLS #USL
Game On 🙌
Watch with MLS Season Pass on Apple TV 📺
Lead NWSL + USWNT writer at ESPN. Founder of The Equalizer. Covering women's soccer since 2009.
Retired TV meteorologist, UW-Madison graduate in Atmospheric & Oceanic Sciences. Bike commuting, mountain biking, windsurfing, skiing, backpacking, canoeing. Protect the Boundary Waters Canoe Area. Minneapolis Bicycle Advisory Committee Ward 8.
Tottenham Hotspur is a North London football club known for passionate fans, attacking flair, and dramatic highs and lows. A historic side chasing glory, they blend tradition, heartbreak, and hope in equal measure.
earworm wrangler
friend to all dogs
resident of minnesconsin
profile pic by @elkers.bsky.social
🇰🇷🇺🇸Translator ARMY (she/her)
💜: nuanced translations + etsy shop + sillies
(see 📌 post for links & digital freebie)
🌀 Youth Soccer Advocate
🌀 Co-Founder MN Aurora FC
🌀 Loons & Spurs
🌀 Reigning Minnesota United FC Season Ticket Holder Potluck Hotdish Champion
Minneapolitan; transit rider and worker; CPFC and MNUFC supporter; habitable climate enthusiast.
Opinions are mine but I’m good at sharing.
Father, husband, and professional Soccer Player for Minnesota United in Major League Soccer.
Titanic deck-chair arrangements
Measuring out my life in coffee spoons
Using 2D photos to create a 3D model which can settle the question: Was he or she offside?
Forthcoming Minnesota United blog with occasional other American soccer content. By sickos, for sickos.
I make Dad jokes on NPR and also write books and other things.
Same as it ever was // Journalist // COYS // Audere est facere 🤍🏳️🌈
All views are my own.
Baking Baltic and Eastern European pastries and breads. Foraging, camping, reading, boating, animals... and I can watch a disturbing number of online videos about Azerbaijani cooking, building bushcraft shelters and lawn-mowing makeovers.
not the darth u are looking for
Minnesota Hawkeye, live music junkie, non-profit fundraiser, and soccer fan. Come on you Spurs and Loons!
I open carry a 12” salami sandwich, so people know I’m bad-ass.
Reporting on the 2025 Kobuk 440. We got fresh snow, fresh bluesky, and working on that fresh content!
Dad, husband, President, citizen. barackobama.com
#uglydogs all animals, really! Love travel & science.
News from Minnesota and beyond. startribune.com
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An independent, nonprofit newsroom keeping Minnesotans informed & unearthing stories other outlets can’t or won’t tell. Subscribe to our newsletter: http://minnesotareformer.com/subscribe/
New to Bluesky. Rebuilding my twitter community.
Minnesotan 🏳️🌈 sharing museums, downtown St. Paul, history, food, brews, art, anti-racism, the North Shore, Star Trek, science, feminism, adventures. Museum fundraiser by day. views are mine.
Bryn Mawr 2010💙
Mostly MNUFC, youth soccer, sci-fi interests these days. Dipping my toe back in the socials, so be gentle please.
#juggaloons
Sled dog race in Northern Saskatchewan, Canada.
Cancer-fighting mom to 4 great young adults, wife to the love of my life. She/her #UglyDogs
MN native/East Coast 20 years
Bipolar and thriving
(I’ve blocked 3/4 of followers, I’m not popular, just a scam target, lol)
Banner: my family and dear friend
MPR News. Twin Cities PBS.
Documentary filmmaker.
Author.
Wanna-be artist.
Non-profit founder.
Historian
Horsewoman.
Tired.
@futiapp.bsky.social data guy | ⚽ data/scouting consultant | occasional @americansocceranalysis.com contributor
Fan of movies, music, sci-fi, soccer (MNUFC & Chelsea), and a well-made spreadsheet.
Photographer for Dark Clouds at Minnesota United matches. Freelance for hire.
www.mattjphoto.net
Army Vet. Ex-Republican. Born without the brain filter that stops smart ass remarks. Votes Blue. Sports fan - love Tottenham Hotspur, Minnesota United, Nebraska Cornhuskers, SF Giants and 49ers. 🚫 DMs
ex senior editor at The Atlantic // that BTS lady // writing a memoir for Atria Books // Chamoru nene girl giya Guåhan 🇬🇺// indigenous + azn
#bts are my priority. i’m a multi so i’ll mention other groups such as #txt, #seventeen, #ateez, #enhypen, #therose, #shinee
👉🏻 no solos, no fanwars, no fansites 🔞
i also ramble on about #kdrama
Photographer, pixel jockey, animator, programmer, husband, dad. NorCal native, Minnesota heart. MNUFC & MN Aurora.
Photography Editor for @northlandsoccer.com. Available for hire.
On a mission to save street dogs around the world. You can support here... https://www.happydoggo.com/donate
dad, husband, Broomball, bicycles, soccer (MN UFC), tent camping. Get outside.
Podcast talking Minnesota United Football Club!
Available on all podcast platforms!
💜 ARMY 💜 (middle-aged/older)
Love: BTS, animals, purple and teal.
I’m quiet, but here for BTS and ARMY!!
Major Ot7, they all deeply touch my heart.
Lean in with Yoongi and Namjoon
