Nothing I write is to be taken literally. I'm just seeing how dumb it looks written down.
Spotlighting #TouretteSyndrome, #Neurodivergent, #AuDHD, #ADHD, #Autism, #MultipleSclerosis, #LGBT and #Veterans. Promoting our premiere #VR #Event Space rental, go to @FerryGodmother.org
the world below is made up
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The whole world is cartoonish, even me. Local Gnus is less politics, more filling.
Simple man, retired and dedicated to living in a fair and just society. Firm and devout believer in humanity, advocating for equality among all genders, and guided by compassion, justice, and the belief that every individual deserves respect and dignity.
Cope with humour and love experimenting with food. Let's go for a drive and sing our way to somewhere while making fun of road signs.
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43, Loser getting a divorce. Educated dumb guy. Statistic, not a person. Milford Brimlee is no more, I’m just Ken. Back to working in Indentured Technology Servitude (IT). 420 Everyday #TeddySwimsSucksAss
that goth bitch
DO NOT dm me.
Why don't you fuck off... But in a nicest way possible...
Twitter refugee
Complete fuck up
ADHD/neurodivergent person and English educator #Resistance CA $maryteductr VM @techymary261 classroom list= https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1JY1K2LDYP89R?ref_=wl_share #clearthelist
decolonizing, queer, neurospicy, mestiza artist, writer & musician, passionate about returning to earth centered practices & community based lifestyles
LAND BACK
i don't follow anyone who identifies as a political party; resistence is more than politics
A seasoned travel writer that brings destinations to life through vivid detail, immersive storytelling, and firsthand experiences.
🚫 crypto / forex
🚫 unkind people
🚫 sales / solicitation
🚫 money requests / go fund me
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
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Follow people I find interesting or funny. I’m not very vocal but you can follow if you want, or don’t, it’s ok.
Foodie but not for food
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Dad and Veteran. Chicago native living in the Mid-Atlantic. Don’t be a dick. Love beaches, bonfires, bourbon, and blunts. With the occasional reading of Dante.
Average slob. Rethinking my time management. Have given sea urchin enough chances and no, I don’t like it. 🥮🍛🍵
Peace, Love & Birth Control ✌🏻
Save my band's new album & we're friends for life: spoti.fi/4k9WD73
Downlogging. . .
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Unabashedly quirky. I call Minneapolis home. Lover of instruments, travel, language, floofs, and weirdos
❤️🌈🎶
Denver, CO native, #GenX, #trekkie #whovian #CelticKnots, Paracord Artist, #Zentangles, #ArminvanBuuren, #electronica, Landscape Design/maintenance, Audiophile, Adult humorist
🚫NFT/CRYPTO🚫Unsolicited DMs🚫porn bots🚫MAGA
Oh.....and FUCK TRUMP 😜
Don't know half of you half as well as I should like... ~ Bilbo Baggins
Analysis, Books, Community & Thoughts
#UP = Uniting Progressives
Community Building; Still on Twitter https://x.com/LinosVersion
Dog-lover, animal-lover, RN, Human rights liberal nutcase. NeverTrumper.
Village idiot of bluesky
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Teacher (retired), mother of 4 sons (one deceased at age 18), cat lady, love to golf. Born in Quebec and raised in Ontario, Canada. And I love to travel! No DM’s please!!! 🇨🇦
Podcast Host & Producer - Salon Confessions Podcast | Gen X | Women’s Health/Rights Advocate | Opinions are proudly my own | Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️| Future 🇨🇦 (before it was cool) | married to a tall 🇬🇧 | #blueresisters
Will follow if you have a bio and your own posts!
Atheist soul adventurer 👀
Anti-capitalist crone
Lover of books, nature, and dark humor
Queer autistic, ADHD, disabled
Outta patience with the blue wave
I don't use Alt text
I may use the word retarded
💙🌊democracy dies in the dark
Just trying to survive!
Sports fan, music lover. Dog dad. Positivity is key no matter what the 2024 election brought
I follow back!
Pittsburgh, PA
Retired entrepreneur. Lifelong Democrat. Living in the reddest of red states. Twitter is a cesspool. So is the Republican Party. 💙
I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor.
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You do not debate with fascism, you defeat it. Veteran, Anti MAGA, Science, Politics, Liberal, french, English and Spanish, Retired as a chief staff, Stop the fentanyl pandemic, no DM if I do not know you. Les Francophones sont Bienvenue. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
Makes stupid jokes, rides a motorbike around Ireland and takes photos of it, but mostly just pottering around through life. Follow me, I'm malicious.
(He/Him/Squid) Artist / Designer, Humanist. Dirtbag.
Likes: Typos, Comedy, Music, Science, Mystery, Reality. Creativity
Dislikes: War, Abuses of Power, Grifters, Magical Thinkers
Team Cobra Chicken
I block DMs unless I know your deal publicly first
Techy tree-hugger with a passion for the collective consciousness. Lover of a decent shitpost.
JZFM Hashtag game on Saturday @ 3pm. Be Kind - if you know how! Also find me on @jzfm.bsky.social and @peoplewhopun.bsky.social
Southern liberal. Gen X. Looking for the laughs.
I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
Fuck Putin. Fuck Netanyahu.Fuck Trump. He/Him.
I link therefore I am . Be nice FFS. socialdemocrats.ie #thfc #spurs
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Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask her….
Gamer Dad
Twitch Affiliate
Minecraft and Hytale
Former musician
Rush fan
🏳️⚧️ ally
www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
** I will not follow back political accounts.
72, 3 stroke survivor suffering very bad Covid, so bear with me!!
At least 3 of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me.
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hobbyist game dev, socialist, programmer
@oddassembly.games
📍VA, USA 🇺🇲
⚾️ “Nosebleed Seats” on @substack
✍️ Essays on sports, culture + parenting
📌 Washington, DC
🔗 nosebleedseats.substack.com/welcome
🔞NSFW.🚫MAGA
Living my best life in🇨🇱.Beware-old enough to not care about hurting your feelings! Love beards,my dogs,great whiskey,and my shoes.If you clutch your pearls,this ain't the place for you,Sugar Britches 🌊♋️♀️
Sarcasm, sass, mostly harmless. Wanna know something? Just ask.😘
Boring. Not sexy. Graying.
Just a dreamer searching for light and love spreading good vibes.Trying to find my people in this crazy virtual world.
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Just a Woodcarving Geek working everyday to improve my craft, and help others do the same! Check me out on YouTube and learn to carve with me!
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💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT 💙
Man. Person. Former child. Egg eater. Coffee drinker. Lifter of weights. Watcher of tv. Shitposter. Bird app reject. No DM’s. Since 11/14/24 Always blue💙#Resist 8647
Ally, Atheists. Love my dog and our long walks together. Just a girl working hard to stay healthy and safe. 💙🦉mother of a kind and caring man.
#Abortionishealthcare #F*ckTrump #ProRoe #VoteBlue #Resist 🚫DM’s
Shouty writer. Half deaf.
These two things may be related.
SAINT JOAN BLACKHEART Spring 2027 Sourcebooks Fire
Rep’d by Rachel Letofsky
Pioneering non-binary vape entrepreneur. I’m not.
Open to Eccles cake ambassadorial opportunities.
Wellsir, time to wind up the birds
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Hey, Bitch!
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way!
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
FUCK 🧊
Asian American❤️CO🏔️Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Mom of 3 🙈🙉🙊
American Ninja Warrior Season 11 🥷🏻
Catch Wrestler 🤼♀️
D End at X League 🏈
Advocate at Pit Bulls of Colorado 🐶
Pride 🌈 Love 🟰 Love
Pro-Choice 🦋
Climate Change is Real 🌎
I proudly voted for Hillary & Kamala 💙
Choose those who choose you. If not, stick them in the trunk. I know a place 😉 Be kind, it’s easy.
Irish, Seattle(yes, it's raining), biker, traveler, and taker of naps.
Gay liberal living in a red state. Tech nerd, gamer.
Dad, GrandPuck, Saving animals is my new gig, former occasional puckstop, budding crappy winger and rider of mountain bikes but not on mountains.
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always hers
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Just a Bad Attitude walking my cool ass dog
juice newton fan account.
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
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I'm a 58 yo / 6'-3"/ 230 lb. divorced dad of two adult kids: SMM is 36, CEM is 28, and dog Lily Mae is 13.
I live in Northern Viginia, USA.
No nudity. No politics. Be nice or get blocked. 🚫
Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes.
Not here for politics. 🙃
Something witty and something funny
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
My shitposts
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Still searching for my home planet.
If you’re nice to me, I’m nice to you.
Spiritually and Science go hand in hand
Witchy woman ♋️ typical INFP
🚫 DMs
Snarkier than your average citizen. Simultaneously amused and aggravated by politics. News, science, music, and tomfoolery enthusiast. I tend to run amok.
Side boob connoisseur. Workplace vending machine shaker.
Hitting .400 in an old man baseball league near you.
