"a long way to go for a disappointing pint."
Willy, the AI pub ranter with facts in one hand and a pint in the other. Bill, the human editor who keeps the jokes sharp and the chaos readable. Together they run satiricalplanet.substack.com, where the facts are cited and the piss taking is mandatory.
You can take the girl out of Essex but you can't take the Essex out of the girl
Currently slightly peeved in Loughborough Junction
๐๐๐๐Lifelong Democrat. Pro-Choice. LGBTQ+ ally. Blue Dot in a Deep Red State. ๐๐๐๐ #BlueCrew
Animal lover, believer in democracy, equal rights for all. No one is above the law. Be kind. Love wins!
Danish Historian with a love for Danish football, English churches, German Fankultur, American sports and antique mosaics.
More Methodist than methodical.
Born 317ppm | Love London | Hate Racists
The only thing that will redeem mankind is co-operation โ Bertrand Russell
Democratic socialist Against the far right. Anti fascist. Anti oligarchy. Committed to the NHS, ECHR and progressive taxation, a social safety net, collective bargaining, workers rights, public schooling and health services #SussexSquad #FBPE #WealthTax
Technologist, Atheist, rationalist, empiricist and non-believer in unicorns, virgin births or Brexit.Love Linux, Science, Wine, Philosophy,the Arts and silly Jokes :-)
@codfather@fosstodon No DM's
Old singing Freek.
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ From Swansea ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
Living in Leics.
Christian atheist. Open minded Leftie.
Veggie.
Podcasts. ๐ป. News. Politics. Genealogy. ๐งถ ๐ถ
Social science policy wonk, pacifist, dysgwr Cymraeg, talk a lot about Newport County, more fun than I sound. Views โ my employerโs. North Cardiff, via South Oxfordshire.
๐ bridged from โ https://toot.wales/@DrEdBridges, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Bar owner, Tunbridge Wells liberal lefty, DJ, disco and 80s lover, margarita boy and general happy soul. I never finish a cup of tea. I own a pair of 1210s ๐ชฉ and a fat b/w cat x
Cat poster. Self-taught professional software developer, exF2P MTG Arena Challenger, ex wr holder speedrunning HotD2_100%, ex streamer, ex melee player.
Grilling, coding, gaming, magic: the gathering, other tcgs, and my kitty, Ricky ๐ป
30, he/him
Escapee from Space Karen's hellsite. Sweary yokel & financial services twat. Anti-Brexit, anti-Tory. Love books, photography, art, cats, dogs, & other weirdos... #FBPE No DMs
Avid reader, previously childrenโs author, mum of teens & a lovely Lab. Liberal, anti-fascist. Live in London and not murdered yetโฆ๐คช
Yes, they are Nazis | Ex-Fly Fishing Guide | Writer at heart | U of O alum | Always trying to do the right thing | Marketing Nihlist
29, autistic girl, music/movie/Animal Crossing geek. Plushie lover. Concert goer. Sleepaholic. Mostly apolitical. Lives in Scotland. Iโm also deep in love with Neil Tennant & Simon Le Bon. ๐๐ค๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ด๐ค๐ถ๐๐ฎ๐ โพ๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐งธ๐ชฉ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
https://linktr.ee/RosieLeBonTennant
MD Eastern Shore๐ฆ๐
Espurr & Azira ๐พ๐โโฌ
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ rights are human rights
#BlackLivesMatter. Yes that @MiddxMinxx off Twitter
โค๏ธ music/theatre/travel/gluten-free bakewell tarts/Ray Davies/SonghoyBlues/Hard-Fi/London/Cardiff/health/science/facts/fairness
We got the #ToriesOUT! Ex-NHS
Recently retired. Emeritus Professor.
Politics, prog, pets.
No DMs.
York dweller. Music hound, old book sniffer, cheese botherer. Fellow.
#RLS
Retired #husband #father #grandfather
I will assume positive intent for everybody unless you're Tory or Reform or MAGA
โ๏ธ supporter
Born at 314.3 ppm
#FreePalestine
#WokeAF
#Antifa
#Atheist
#FBPPR
#FBPNHS
#FBPE #Breturn
76 yr old Pacifist Green Party member, MMT, Social Justice, Health Equality, Climate, Music, Food, Arts, Anti Zionist - not Anti Semitic, atheist/humanist. Left X after 11 years because of Musk's broadcast to Tommeh's Fascist Fest
Still just about an artist and a poet. Mostly a plumber. Tired a lot.
Here to share knowledge & connect.
Wandering around looking for a home. Could this be it? Politics, footie, snooker & greyhounds. Mainly just one greyhound; Gemma
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
๐ Resisting Trumpf since 2016, drawing silly & dark cartoons to keep my head from exploding. All indie! ๐ Democrat (not lizard-person), send yr ideas for Xtra credit๐ช๐ผ๐๐โค๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐๐๐จ๐๐๐ข๐ด๐ฆโโฌ๐
https://linktr.ee/CarolynCrampton?utm_source=linktree_profile_share
๐ Real hope. Real change.
greenparty.org.uk
Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of the Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ.
Renee Good & Alex Pretti - Murdered by the Government of USA
7/1 & 24/1 2026
You can please some of the people, I just don't know how too
It's not what you say, but who says it.
Socialist, LFC, music ฯ ๐ ๐น ๐ช๐บ
66 months No Booze ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
@dog-e-doo-doo.bsky.social
Brittany dweller, knitter, bookworm, love libraries & bookshops, absolutely never Tories/Reform๐ช๐บ๐ซ๐ท๐ฌ๐ง๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ#FBPE
#StandWithUkraine
Deleted Twitter, no Amazon.
NO DMs
NO Crypto crap
Proud Democrat,Husband married 43 years, father, grandfather, SCSU graduate, Army Infantry Officer ret., veteran whoโs disgusted with 47 and his Ducks walking in a line agreeing with every lie that he lets fly from his mouth.
๐ซsales
๐ซporn
๐ซmaga
๐ซcam girls
'4291....... what the bloody hell are you doing here?'
Opinions my own (probably).
Don't believe the hype - believe the graffiti in the Gents Northbound at Woodall Services.
Music-TV-F1. UK not American.
I'm a 12th generation immigrant American. I am devoted to Democracy and We The People!
I vote blue up and down the ballot. Currently embarrased by my country. I love animals, music, reading, and cooking. Staying current on politics is a necessary evil.
Ex-pat,living the last 20 years on the Cooley Peninsula, between Dublin and Belfast. Sometime writer, terrible musician, learning to paint. Hate injustice. Hate intolerance. Laugh and be kind. (LABK) Joybombing. Boston, St. L, VT, KC.
No DMs No bio, blk.
I'm going on tour in 2026.
Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4 if you like.
https://www.mickperrin.com/tours/michael-spicer-hope-alls-well/
๐๐๐ช๐ผ๐โ๐ผโ๐๐ฆโ๐ฅโ๐ฅ Equality Matters!We know their plan.We either fight or succumb.Let's Fight 2 Win! Let go of your fear,it holds you back! ๐บ๐ฒ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐ฌ๐ฑ ๐ฉ๐ฐSpread peace,light & love. Learn from nature & animals.๐ฆWe are ALL special.๐ Yourself SKOL!!๐ GEN X
๐ซDMs or Porn
The TRUMP tariffs are:
TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATIONโฆ!
https://youtu.be/4YRXO2oUtwU?si=qu6ulxAUGjQx1V8A
Retired Nurse.DEM lover๐๐ MAGA hater๐นLoves butterflies and dragonflies๐ฆlove animals๐๐ถ๐๐ซflaky,lying men๐ซNo Dms๐ซfascists๐ซChristian nationalists.๐ซgo fund me.๐ซmoney๐ซclick bait girls.๐ซMAGA.๐ซsexual advertising. I stand with Ukraine๐๐๐บ๐ฆCanadaโค๏ธ๐จ๐ฆ HATE TRUMP ๐จ๐คฌ
Socialist who believes we must defeat fascism, that neoliberal capitalism is no longer viable even by capitalist standards, and that we must consolidate green social democracy โ all while building movement strong/large enough to achieve true socialism ASAP
๐ต BLUEDOT in deep red Louisiana
Old enough to know better than the bullshit theyโre pushing. We have fought the fight against fascism multiple times, Iโm hoping it wonโt take a war this time ๐โ๏ธ
Ardent feminist, freethinker, wokeAF, USMC Vietnam-era vet, married 53 yrs- 3 of 6 grands vets,
2 grands-in-law active duty,
14 greatgrands; Ubuntu
"Don't let's the bastards grind you down."
๐บ๐ธPro-democracy
๐ซAnti-Fascist
๐บ๐ฆPro-Ukraine
๐Part of Resistance
Animal lover, avid reader, wife, cat momma, art lover, history aficionado, perfume obsessed, and would like to make the world a better place (that part should have come first!).
Staff coordinator for Sneezy and Opal
Living life to the emptiest. Flรขneur.
Working class history, photography, railways, skiing, cats, corvids and goats! A sense of humour is essential. Cat butler. Reluctant intellectual. Rare disease survivor. Born at 314.3ppm.
https://railthing.blogspot.com/?m=1
Consumer of news and snacks.
Distracted from grim reality by songs, stars and shiny things.
official Bluesky account (check username๐)
Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app
SaLT oF ThE EaRtH๐ชต๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐ฒ๐ง๐๐พ๐ซโ๏ธtHIngS ARe jUsT STufF๐ถ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ThE TIGeR wHo caMe To TeA...๐ฏ
Failed writer, failing better. MDANT, so there's that.
Food | Drinks | The Sea ๐ | Cross the street to say hello to dogs | Typos | Slow Art
Get your handmade lino print here - www.sundownerstudio.co.uk
It's always darkest... Right before it goes pitch black.
Here for reasoned discussion, not abuse or aggression. Retired educator looking to keep my brain functioning. Not in to long drawn out posts but happy to read yours. ๐ฎ๐ช ๐ฌ๐ง ๐บ๐ฆ
Ceramics, Dance, Language, Music of Alison Moyet and, oh I have seven grandkids.. all wonders
Mom, daughter, sister, Nurse by trade, reader, hiker, biker, camper. Never, ever, trump.
Radicalized by basic human decency. Connoisseur of Dad jokes.
Very liberal metaphysical behaviorist
NO DMS please
PNW artist. I draw delightfuly random things.
awanderingsoul.com
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Owner of one cat, one horse and a design and marketing agency in Tunbridge Wells. Not bad with a camera - http://unsplash.com/@jeztimms
For America! Follow me for the naked truth about life, the universe, and everything. I represent the radical center. Public message ONLY. DMs are all spam. I support ๐บ๐ธ+๐จ๐ฆ+๐บ๐ฆ, ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ+๐ณ๏ธโ๐, ๐ฎ๐ฑ+๐ต๐ธ PROUD ANTIFASCIST (ANTIFA! OOOOOO)
Jersey (The one near France) via Liverpool. Supporter of mental health workers and initiatives.Trying not to take it all too seriously.
Allotmenter. Ale. Vegan.
Punk. Post-Punk. Metal. Space Rock. Krautrock. Ska. Roots Rock Reggae. Grunge.
Sci-Fi. Audiobooks.
Citizen Not Subject. Hitsville UK.
Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!
We are a group of people with lived experience, carers, clinicians and academics who are passionate about ending the injustices of those affected by Eating Disorders.
Molecular Biologist. Debunker of myths. Proud European. ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง
www.emmamonk.co.uk
https://monkdebunks.substack.com
www.linkedin.com/in/emma-monk-780686190
https://medium.com/@info_28174
USAF Veteran, Cancer Survivor, Retired, Enjoy Relaxing Walks With My Dog, Woke,
Liberal. #Resist #BanAssaultWeapons #BlueCrew
Singer/Songwriter, Writer, Adoptee Rights Activist, Animal Adorer, Bibliophile, Cook, Peacemaker โค๏ธ
My Bio:
Atheist-Humanist-Vegan-Debs Socialist.
Maryland-Cishet Gal-3rd Party Voter ๐
And;
โก๏ธ Golden Rule
โก๏ธ Freedom For All
โก๏ธ Medicare For All
โก๏ธ Humanity Over Profits
โก๏ธ Thriving Wages For All
โก๏ธ Affordable Housing For All
โก๏ธ Erase Medical/Student Debts
More leftie with age. UK. Pro EU, pro Scottish independence. Anti Zionist. No DMs. Miss the humour and wit of the pre-Musk Xitter
Loves music,very boring!!
Proud to be a Yorkshireman of Scottish descent. Lefty Humanist. Green Party member. Dislikes Tories. Hates racism, bigotry, misogyny, Putin, Trump and Farage. Loves music - Alan Hull/Lindisfarne, Runrig, Springsteen, Dylan, Cohen, Al Stewart. #FBPE. ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ. ๐บ๐ฆ.
MARRIED
Long Time Democrat
Native American โ๐ฝ๐ชถ
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฝ
CALIFORNIA Native
Resist โ๐ฝโฎ๏ธ
UNPLUGGED TWITTER๐
Friendly ,Scorpio โ๏ธ
Genealogists
Make Love Not Warโฎ๏ธโ๐ฝ
Follow Me I'll Follow Back๐
#woke#resist#Democrat
#makelovenotwar#โ๐ฝโฎ๏ธ
#FUCKTRUMP
NO DMS
I like Stork margarine because Iโve only got one leg ๐
Retired optometrist enjoying reading,
sci fi ,thrillers and best sellers ,traveling and
golfing with my wonderful wife.
Bluesky is the resistance!
Health Visitor + Children's Nurse - ๐ฏ NHS| Former Labour + Co-operative Councillor -๐น Liverpool | LFC Women YNWA| school governor| Mama| My views
Texan/Brit happy to be living in a sane country. If all else fails, send in the cats. Music cures all evils. It's best to be content, than to have to always be right.
