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EST. 1996 • Boston, Mass. https://linktr.ee/dropkickmurphys

This is the official Bluesky account for CinemaSins, the #1 YouTube channel for snarky, nitpicking movie breakdowns.

🇨🇦 A beaver with a cobra chicken spirit. Elbows up, gloves off. 🇨🇦

Sharing smiles free to steal! https://www.threads.net/@docatcdi https://mastodon.social/@DocAtCDI https://twitter.com/DocAtCDI https://www.facebook.com/DocCyber https://www.patreon.com/c/DocAtCDI PG in the daylight discretion after dark

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here. Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2

aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site. Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app

Teller of bad jokes and bad drummer

🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi

Not everybody was king-fu fighting. Some of us had a cramp.

I do things, I say things, I usually piss people off with the things I say and do. It’s a vicious circle. But there’s bud and snacks so it ain’t all bad.

Feminist, sex-positive musings, tall woman problems, mom stuff, workout motivation.

Author of books seldom read, screenplays never filmed, software rarely used, and bleets like sweet, sweet honey. If you were following @elliott_downing over on TwitterX, you've found me (or failed to avoid me, as the case may be).

Spirit Bear Whisperer Mum of 4, loving life in beautiful B.C.

juice newton fan account.

I'm only here to pet pugs. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a

I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect. Pfp by onehourlate My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m

Shitposter, musician, giver of no fuks. *Memes are 99% stolen. *formerly @GringoBrulee on the bird app

Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with Ukraine, Free Palestine Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay

Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo

If you like well thought out jokes and intellectual humor, you probably should follow someone else. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ycidwpf4i3wwfw7roc7owx35/feed/aaaoq5mjnsnym

5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq

Your mom thinks I'm hilarious.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this - Terry Pratchett

Random Cats from my Camera Roll to your feed :3 *You can even send me your cat photography for a caption (with credit!) * Posting pets memes to raise awareness for TNR in Nevada. No Ai animals. Support nature #TNR at cityofhenderson.com

Inconveniently sensitive. Dog dad x2. Bearded Masshole. Thinks he’s funny. Low opinion of humanity, but tryin real hard to be the shepherd, Ringo. I talk about music, dogs, movies, sports, food—everything that makes life worth living.

sweng, real far left. personal popcorn chef for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg

Team game https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Its-Hard-for-Me-to-Live-with-Me/Rex-Chapman/9781982197773

Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u

Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq

I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.

My name isn't fucking Warren!

She/Her Catfish. Queen of gif. Wielder of boob lasers. Don’t fall in love with me

inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him

Painter

Oh good, another social media account to not give a fuck about. My shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:laeamlwwky4kbyoexzptf3ne/feed/aaam3yil5fr6k

Moody and probably manic. Scorpio resides here. Pimping ain’t easy. 🤷‍♂️ #LeafsForever

Committedly antisocial.

Easily distracted | sober | typical scorpio

Former “that kid” in high school.

Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek

Published author. The Dragon and the Butterfly available NOW. History nerd, word nerd, nerd nerd. Opinions always mine, and they're spectacular.

he/him. Tech consultant Hockey Fan, Bad Poet, Beta Reader, Guitar Player, Goofball. https://lunarlyra.com I make @authorwebsites.bsky.social @johnnyLiveTTV on twitch married dog dad

🇨🇦 We post memes, comics, wholesome stuff & anything we like. We sell original shirts http://wholesomememes.com.

Official account • good cats being workers • unionized • mascot: Jobert the cat • Business/credit/removal: translatedcats@gmail.com • Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/translatedcats/

join the collective braincell 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

wlg fan club 🐈 email for submissions, credit and partnerships: weirdlilguys at gmail • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • meme-inspired tees + stickers: weirdlilguys.com 🐱

Senior Copyeditor ✏️❌ | Puzzle Solver 🧩 | History Enthusiast 📜 | Avid Reader 📚 | Aspiring Author 🖋️ | Coffee Epicure ☕ | Verified Nerd 🤓 | '90s Kid 🎮📼💾 🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸 🎈🎂 December 14, 1987

Role playing games, writing, and post-apocalyptic nursing homes.

You may remember me from my appearances on the People’s Court, Press Your Luck, or Family Feud. I still remember when the Duluth/Superior Dukes were a baseball team. Make sure to eat soup, it is delicious.

New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for The Salt Lake Tribune. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://linktr.ee/Elimccann

Executive Producer, Citizen's Guide to the Supernormal Podcast. Born in May and I'm a nerd. Longtime photo guy, short time AI guy.

Cohost of Cryptid Cocktail Party and Citizens Guide to the Supernormal. More shenanigans in the link below. https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

Science, travel, photography, nature, etc… build each other up. Authenticity matters. Relationships matter. You will get bored of me. Sometimes NSFW. Mid AF! Don’t steal my pics. Don’t DM me if I don’t know you.

Fisherman 🎣, Golfer 🏌️‍♂️, Vinyl, Craft Beer lover 🍺 Go Leafs Go 🇳🇴🇨🇦

Dual citizen, politically aware and appalled. Entrepreneur. Very opinionated. Can change my mind given new facts. He/him/they🇨🇦🇺🇸

Stating the obvious one Quote Skeet at a time.

And that’s when I punched Sasquatch right in the wiener…

Just trying to decide if I want the lotion or the hose.. again.

Hi, I’m human and it hurts. Canadian. Politically Centered. Atheist. #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights https://linktr.ee/crownsandthings Please don't DM me unless I know you.

Teacher, Scholar, man who wears Spandex in public. Sure I like politics, but so much more! Wannabe Space Wizard.

Go to youtube.com/@cartooncircustv for all the funny shit

Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery. She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer @popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi @captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca

idk I cry in my car a lot and enjoy really mellow music. eccentric cat lady adjacent.

I lean left but it’s open season to criticize them all. I’m not the overly nice Canadian you were promised but I make up for it with dog content 🐾

Awkward Canadian. Love to laugh….always doing my best to make things weird. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6l4vjya4znndwxe362czzjc/feed/aaaci7ra7bd7q

Mom to the most amazing daughter that’s growing up too fast! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaddmb7fu52s #fuckcancer https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/36XDGQR7IDFDS?ref_=wl_share On Twitter @_SingleBabyMama

Geek. Life long Marvel fan. Est. 1975. May be an idiot genius. May just be an idiot. 🫐

A Pepsi and hockey loving manly man-man from Canada, enough said 😁🇨🇦

I’m Greg, I have one leg and it’s the most interesting thing about me https://www.instagram.com/greg_one_leg?igsh=am84a282dmx1bjEy&utm_source=qr My crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:buv5ty6wyqpigggxzc72v6ao/feed/aaaiksp2jw5vw

Still working on my bio. Check back in 3 years.

Polar bear whisperer

What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima

I drink scotch, read poetry, and know things | ENTP | Prior military | Virgo in love | Poetic math geek | Shameless flirt | straight white guy with no podcast I flirted once with my own reflection and it ghosted me.