Weird dumpling-shaped entity. Nothing posted here should hold up in court.
Shuffle mode: https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaan7v23ad2xm
I nuked my account (11k followers) and started all over again.
Just for the fun of it.
Chef. Poet. Writer. Romantic. Erotic. An account for for sharing funny stories of children/kids/pets/work/life. Poems, stories, songs, beauty. Tasteful NSFW.
bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes
especially when @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social forgets her password or the app is being dumb
or maybe you're dumb ydk i'm evil b*tch!
this whole thing could be a plot to steal your jewels! ๐๐
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place ๐ฆ I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
spoilt idler in the garden of knowledge
(Australia)
No posts = no follow (Soz, bots)
90s techno music promoter
Sturdy vagabond
Dms are closed thanks to the gubmint
I hope you enjoy your time
(he/him)
Probably high
they/them
Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite
Host of Wannabe: A Poker Diary
Stay-at-home catmom
Dm for lessons or writing
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ีโข๏ปโขีเธ
แถฆแตแต แตแตโฟ
Game developer. silly shitposter. rock star. in no particular order
I'm your mom. But better.
Mom @ fuck . it And how cool is that email?
Hey she/her trans Irish, autistic like joking around but be nice 18 plus account, left that other site cause it turned to poop, so trying this one out, word, like to shitpost, content creator (unemployed)
๐๏ธ Sauron did
๐ข nothing wrong
Someone gave me a PhD
Definitely not a good poster
My brain is mostly phage biology, videogames and cats.
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
๐: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
Sweary. Feels deeply. Heart on sleeve. Leaning into growing edges. Grateful! (And yet pessimistic) paradox? Works in MH but don't discuss what I do beyond that.
New chocolate factory, same bad egg
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
Token weird girl
I donโt even go here
Look! I have a present for you ๐
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
I am artist amongst other things
ameliadraws.art
If you are interested in a piece send me an email which is below, i cant dm so you have to email me.
If you feel inclined my Paypal is:
amelia.artist.poet@gmail.com
Living on Stolen Land
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We review PC hardware on YouTube https://youtube.com/@hardwareunboxed
formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked ๐ญ
Angry. Like, all the time.
just another person on social media seeking attention so that I can feel something-
expect a lot of memes and a little bit of skin every once in a while
Multi-Genre DJ & Producer from England! Passionate about music!
Bounce - Hardcore - Hard Dance - Bassline - House - Jackin' - Deep - Trance - Edm - Gym
darbomusic.com
I'm hard to explain and even harder to figure out
https://marymayijewelry.etsy.com
he/him ๐พ indie gamedev ๐ฉ too much shitposting ๐จ๐ฆ sorry about it ๐ง adhd ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights = human rights ๐ paintedsky.ca ๐ผ portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
๐ถ Woof! I'm Reese , a Boston Terrier with a black belt in snuggles. My human, BRETT CULBERTโ you know, my actor papa who's on TV and all that? โ thinks he's the star, but let's be real, I'm the real leading role here.
Seventh ward citizen โ๏ธ
he/him, 38
TV Shows, Movies, Formula 1
trakt.tv/users/klovar-cc
New Mexico
a fan of KATSEYE and the singer Poppy and Chappell Roan
@archive.klovar.cc is my old account (July 2023)
creator of https://stick-em-up-game.com
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats ๐ฑ
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
24// Love spanking with friends and helluva boss ๐anything gocreative oning and love to make friends
C Open๐โค
inventor of joke bluesky โข mayor of topeka, kansas โข top 0.001% of onlyfans creators โข yin yoga black belt โข vaccine enthusiast โข 4x therapy world champion โข laravel artisan โข avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site โข he/him
Life is good (vs the alternative)
Leo
Teacher
beach
sic semper tyrannis
Science, dill pickles, mountain bikes, synthesizers, cats, nature, hockey, White Claw, gaming, backcountry, and non-fiction in West by God Appalachia. Stoopid.
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
Does my brain feel weird to you?
still mostly cats & candy
Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 fur babies. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
Pond-based ponderer. Paddler in snark-infested waters. Poultry poet. Musical bill rainmaker. Political smack injector. Really, a dabbler in any intelligent discourse. My f*cks gave at the office.
37 | Bangalore / Madras
Movies | Music | Books | Quotes | Podcasts | Code | Photography | Solitude
https://mostlycathartic.wordpress.com
Here to find what I can't find in the real world.
๐Canadian๐Rockies Fan ๐
chaotic good. clever. colourful. corgis. Gastronaut. Naps, sloths. HBO. politics. opinions my own. Vancouver-ish.
Ran away to the woods. Central OR. Politics, true crime, witchery, alt education, Poodles, cats, biblical studies- many cups of tea.
Just another "loser and sucker" retired F-4G Wild Weasel fighter pilot. Retired-ish IT enterprise level systems engineer with Electrical and Computer Engineering degree, and Go/Javascript developer. AI dabbler, drooler, and dribbler.
(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
https://schwegler.tumblr.com
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYWos-p6IqkXCkRnjZrvC2YLGTFOBvGC6&si=00NVLpIcNPh3Y3pf
Food additive designer of the year
always the Goofus never the Gallant ๐
NSFW 21+
โจ https://onlyfans.com/tripsi โจ
โจ https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2DXIY2NDNZU7?ref_=wl_share โจ
Author of Fyre & Stone crime/historical fiction series.
Books on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Waterstones, Apple Books & Google Play
Attorney. Spoonie. Tired most of the time. Criminal justice, disability & autoimmune disease, cats, Dodgers, hopefully something positive every now and then. He/him. Hopes to make sense of all this eventually, but probably wonโt.
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonnyโs toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. ๐จ๐ฆ
โฌ๏ธLink to my feedโฌ๏ธ
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when itโs not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. ํ์ํฉ๋๋ค!
I'm eben. I have epilepsy and major depressive disorder. My sister died this year and that's kinda fucked everything up for me, but I still believe the world can be better
If you arenโt reading the alt-text youโre missing out
"origin is the goal"
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
๐ Hojonoma | She/Her/They | 14 | Hetero, asexual | Artist, writer, ragebaiter | Hypersexual, BPD, PTSD, rape fantasy | Russian, Virgo, Christian ๐
IRL name: Milana
๐ 09.09.2011
โ ๏ธ SFW & SUGGESTIVE! +13! โ ๏ธ
Art tag: #hojonoma
๐ Friends w @m3wq.bsky.social
Hi, my little team made an app where you can swipe through community-built games, like tiktok for apps and games. Creators make stuff, you get a little dopamine hit trying it out. Feedback appreciated!
posting updates as we go.
cooked.social
Relentless architect of my own hell
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
Horribly unserious (unless itโs about aliens)
๐ฝ ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ๐๐พโ๏ธ
Sharing my poetry and things I find interesting. PNW through and through.
No AI
she/any || gay || 48
a collection of all my unsent thoughts
I love you
always under the same stars โจ
https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
having fun online
seattle
At least my poor life choices have a fun soundtrack. Feel free to call me Dad. Im old.
My Posts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uthgqnh6tpldx6rcajq2ctrm/feed/aaal5n7s6oq4c
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
Chicagoan. Cat Dad to Alastair & Dashiell. williamfitzroy.com.
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
๐ Fantasy Author | โ๏ธ Poet | ๐ Educator |๐บWonder Woman Fan/Geek | ๐ถ Argos | ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ | FL ๐ด | Team Oxford Comma | INFJ | www.davidbergerbooks.com
About Me: Artist & Photographer / Age 35 / Trans โง / Army Vet / Greek Pagan / ๐: Pittsburgh, PA ๐บ๐ธ / BDSM เฟ: Owned Sub /
Part time matress actress on Onlyfans ๐คญ๐๐
Linktree
https://linktr.ee/millierileylissow
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Sci-fi author. Derelict ships, broken people, bad options; that's my jam.
Alias active. Airlocks not guaranteed.
Once made eye contact with James May at Southampton Central.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
I'm gonna try to keep it real. North American. Hand Fishing. Homemade Ketchup. Homme aux agrumes. Amante del vino. Leo. Jams Run Free.
Mostly poet. Lover of road trips & long walks. Day job in microbiology.
Poems in Crowstep, Epistemic Lit, Engine Idling, & Red Room Poetry. Flash in Lit Namjooning, Glassworks & Wigleaf. Collabs in Gone Lawn & Midway Journal
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Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Godโs favorite little idiot
Nobodyโs favorite reply guy
Taken
MDNI
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaakvoy6a5mxa
only pics https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaadl52o5cknu
Anti-hate. Love is love. She/her. Funnier in replies. If you wonder if I'm joking, I probably am. ๐จ๐ฆ
"The most tedious person" that one guy "has ever been exposed to."
Crafter, gardening, herbs, bitching about life, shit that makes me laugh and weed
Original content ONLY!
Norwegian childfree crazy cat lady, married to a crazy dog man, trying to juggle chronic pain, adulting, crafting, reading, gardening, writing, and managing buildings/projects/investments!
No politics, no begging, no hate, no AI!
New, real account. Author, composer, keyboardist, university graduate. Author of THE HIDDEN FACE. Links below.
New to Blueskyโ
Twitter, est. 2014
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiecbl2ok6qy6pi6m3j3v74d/feed/aaajvpejilokq
Pop culture girlie.
Iโm diamond, you know I glow up.
Just the tracks, maโam: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/cheer-the-f-up/pl.u-8o2lsLBKW7
I'm a niche genre.
Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
Music obsessive | Tech | AI | Personal agency |Philosophy | Ethics | Coffee wanker |
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