Tampa/Ybor
Native NYC Rican. All safe here 💙🙏🏿💙 76 yrs young 💙Mariners Harbor, Staten Island, NYC
Dogs. Records. Food.
Still searching for a sock I lost in 1996.
just trying
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“jokes”
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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My Musings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u
Best? Of
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I conduct research on women's health. Lover of dogs, vinyl, coffee and recipes. LGBTQ+ Ally and I love memes. No DMs if I don't know you. #AdoptDontShop #ThankYouTG
Just another meat machine.
Format your text with https://uf.mcmlxi.org
Progressive, atheist, Gen-X, music, science, MST3K, lgbtq ally.
Arizona 🔥
I am the one who remains calm in a crisis.
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:belajgahhuxxsl3qh73mzc3c/feed/aaad45pz4wq6q
•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator•
•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
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Fuck cancer.
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New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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I guess I just like saying things.
#poetry meets #shitposting meets #autism
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Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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A person with the presence of a banana
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Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
WV. Four kids, two dogs, two cats. Husband of The Queen. Porch sitter, bird watcher, retired bass player. Somehow managed to get old.
I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor.
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Just a female who breaths.
Used to be funny cca. 2014
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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶🌫️
he/they🏳️🌈
Partnered with @BreeDiamonds@bsky.social
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🌈📚🪐📚💙
GET LOUD!! 📢
Get that Criminal Out Now!
Human Rights Matter!
Build Community!
Known to Protest and March. 🌸
Please remember we need laughter!
🚫maga 🚫OFs 🚫🧌 🚫BS
🇵🇷🇺🇲🇪🇸♉☀️/♑ 🌙/♈ ⬆️ #INFJ #BeKind #WeAllFloatOn #Thalassophile🌊 #smile my 4 boys,🎵, 📚, words, ☕, 🥃, tats, languages. #BoricuainMN
Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast
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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Here we are! Horror movies, gardening, nature, Helly R or Helena idk
hot shot New England bureaucrat | Financial Aid Evangelist
one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came
click the blue thingy for just me:
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Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
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Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero
https://theobscuregentlemen.com
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Gen X | Art, animals, tech & gaming | Politics & democracy minded | ’80s/’90s fan | Mildly random shares likely ✨ | No M@GA 🚫 | Sonny 🐶 is my profile pic, Banner is my Mom & Dad | Blue dot 🔵 in a red state
Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry).
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
🌳hugging, ☮️loving, animal loving 🐱 lady from the Midwest. I'm heartbroken, praying for the day "When the power of Love overcomes the love of Power, the world will know peace," and "The world will be as one." 🩵🙏😌🩵
I'm a 58 yo / 6'-3"/ 230 lb. divorced dad of two adult kids: SMM is 36, CEM is 28, and dog Lily Mae is 13.
I live in Northern Viginia, USA.
No nudity. No politics. Be nice or get blocked. 🚫
i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
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take care of each other (bye!)👋🏻💖
alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
Baby Shoes
Never Worn
Giant Baby
Frequent contributor to swear jars. I'm not for everyone.
Cats are much bigger on the inside. --Lauren Groves
Hippie, liberal, old lady. Hi.
Retired Curmudgeon at Large. Ne’er do well of questionable morals. Proud purveyor of unmitigated tommyrot. Prone to exaggeration and totally unnecessary embellishment.
💙 Liberal. Feminist. Kind Human.
🚫 Never Trumper | 🌞 Florida Native | 👩🏫 Boy Mom | 🐥 Silkie Chicken Mama | 🖤 BLM | ♀️ Pro-Choice | 🏳️🌈 LGBTQ Ally | Pro Unions | Pro Science | ♿️ Multiple Sclerosis Warrior | 🔵 #bluedotredstate | #meidasmighty | #bluecrew
The smoke out there is getting thicker. Catching my breath in here with some laughs and posting old photos when I think about it.
He/Him
Dark humor - anime - videogames - conversations - science
Battling corporate villains is my day job.
Let’s see what this place is like.
Is Trump his own worst enemy? No, not while I’m still drawing breath. He/him. Hoping Bluesky is the last nail in the coffin of Twitter. Love books, movies and RESISTANCE. LGBTQ ally. Tips are greatly appreciated at ko-fi.com/thehappyliberal
Mom, wife, singer who is crazy about 🎃, 🎅🏻, my dog, Disney, 🎭, haunts & lettering. She/Her
Childless Cat Lady in GA. Latchkey kid. Lockdown-induced gardener. Bricklin SV1 enthusiast. Chronic Migraine warrior of 50 yrs. Gladiator in a previous life. Roll tide.
Retired teacher, living my best life!
I turn blank pages into worlds that don’t really exist, but people seem to care what happens in them anyway. I’m basically a wizard. It’s pretty rad. She/her.
Lawyer and cybersecurity expert in The Hague. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇪🇺
Head of an educational NGO. Work at the ICC and ICJ. Books & Film junkie, musician, mentor, husband, idiot. He/him.
Shitpost aficionado.
Navigating mid-life, motherhood, and being fabulous! Adulting hard… hot flashing harder.
💋👑🏎️🏍️🦄
Westcoastgurl / Meg-alicious on Twitter 2012-2014
🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
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My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
#Angret
NM woke a/f Vegan - for the animals. Meme thief. Cats cats cats
I will follow like accounts with a BIO and preferably a post.
I voted for Her.
#BLM #Ukraine #Loveislove
🚫DM’S. DM=BLOCK
Elon killed the blue bird. Trump is a fascist piece of feces. We’re all probably doomed, might as well party.
Living my best life the rest of my life. Tap dancing in the heads of the haters.
Book reader, owned by Dude the Cat, voting blue since 1976. No DMs. 🌈🏈🇺🇦🐈💙
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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Top 0.1% of respecting women 🇨🇦
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wbhncqzlcncfvdgfjo7epumr/feed/aaag53ktmi2to
The least worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
I have two guys, one for each of you
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
EX-Microsoft - Research analyst at Directions on Microsoft covering identity, security, compliance, management, & Microsoft licensing. Blog: http://getwired.com
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
(she/her)
🚫AI slop
Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social
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Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
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Texan. Reader. Horror. Wrestling. History. Gamer. John Brown was a fucking Saint.
Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic
environment.
My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc
Here we go again. 🏴
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Executive Assistant to my 3 college kids, Chihuahua Mom, Trophy Wife, Avid Hiker, Perennial Optimist, Texan with Arkansas Roots, Woo Pig & Gig Em!
wanna laugh so hard I puke my pants
I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
🧠 Mind, 🎸 Music, 💪 Muscle, and 🌀 Mayhem. 🤨 Sarcastic charm, 🎶 classic rock, and ⚡heavy riffs. 🐢 Conquering life’s chaos, one rep and riff at a time.
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
🦋: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
🤦♀️: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
Former Kiwi now living in Darwin, Australia. Socially awkward road rager.
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
Paranoid Android
Computer Repair shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Former aviation guy
Former military guy
all of me splayed out to see..
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Boy Mom • GenX Swiftie • Veterinary Surgeon • Neurodivergent • Vinyl Enthusiast • Bibliophile• Collector of Kitties • Boba Tea Addicted
Expert At Interjecting Song Lyrics Into Every Conversation 💙🩵
- Parents named me Jack. Profile pic is NOT me. Full stack dev IRL.
- Mainly positive, motivational, and funny posts
- Smile, it's free therapy
Nope. Antisocial media. BBQ and Bourbon.
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Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
6'6"-ish | ginger | Creator and sole-distributor of homeopathic treatment for gullibility | BGLQT Ally | Browncoat | Will Never Be Accused Of Being An AI
If you DM me stupid shit, I'll take a screenshot and share.
UK | doggo ma | 🌸 | 27 | McLaren 🧡 | 📚105/200 | healthcare advertising 💊
Just a NEPA girl who watches too much Dateline livin’ in a Delco world.
Always anxious. Sometimes funny.
Wife to ⛄️ • Chihuahua mom 🐕 • she/her
Phillies STH ⚾️ • Eagles Fan 🦅 • Animal Rescue 🐶 • TV Junkie 📺 • Halloween Queen 🎃 • Geek 👾 • Max F1 🏎️
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
OFCS, Rotten Tomatoes, Author of Dreams of Perfection
Music is Everything
More and more young Americans, already fed up with fascism, resorting to poetry.
Perpetually pissed off..everywhere I look I see a problem..it's true, I am a bitchologist and I hate goodbyes 😭..Not so nice jew-ish girl..🤬 #resist #bluecrew