Editor in Chief, Taco Bell Quarterly. Bylines: VICE, Bon Appetit, Eater. Forthcoming - JUNK: The Brands That Raised Us, the Stuff that Shaped Us, and What We Leave Behind (Scribner). This is my junk.
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Ex- lots of things.
Podcast is Mass for Shut-ins. Subscribe for good stuff on Patreon.com/ginandtacos.
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
The union makes us strong.
Proud member of the Cringe Community.
Online journal and not-for-profit project dedicated to curious and compelling works from the history of art, literature, and ideas. Featuring 300+ essays — ✍️ submissions welcome. We also have a mighty fine prints shop.
https://publicdomainreview.org
Seattle's Only Real Fake News
(Satire/Parody)
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TheNeedling.com
My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu.
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I love movies, stories, film/literary theory, fan studies, adaptation & transformative works. Currently working on a couple of long-term projects in those areas while mostly posting about fandom / film & tv in general. 🤍
she/her
Humour writer. Contributor to Slackjaw, McSweeney’s, and here, I guess. LinkedIn Top Voice, somehow. Tall, but not - despite widespread speculation - beets. Corporate satire monthly newsletter: https://theshareholders.beehiiv.com/subscribe
Humor writer from Ann Arbor, Michigan, with work featured in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and Weekly Humorist, among other outlets.
https://dangutenberg.com/
Award-winning writer seen in Thrillist, Business Insider, Scary Mommy, BuzzFeed, Seattle Times, KOMO News, Rainier Valley Post
https://linktr.ee/theambercampbell
Humor writer/nagging wife/exasperated mother/all-around joy to be with
Free Substack: https://tinyurl.com/Humor-in-the-Middle
writer and what not (McSweeneys, the Belladonna, Points in Case)
Former councilmember. Social impact consultant. Rescue dog mom. Opinions are my own 🤓
Mexican American TV writer. Currently: Staff Writer for Dora on Nickelodeon. Story Editor for Rosie’s Rules on PBS. Formerly: Good Witch, Cyberchase, Lifetime movies, Cartoon Network shows that died. My dog’s name is Elote.
Author of The Wolf Chronicles (Simon & Schuster), co-author with Pam Berkman of #Kidlit At the Heels of History doggy chapter books (McElderry). Nonfiction editor and coach www.dorothyhearst.com (she/her)
Deaf writing teacher in Rockford, IL. McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Points in Case.
https://linktr.ee/TroyDoetch
Ghostwriter, novelist, writer (with my wife) of TV movies and owner of a large dog. https://www.amazon.com/author/joelcanfield
Writer (often about music). Author of Can’t Stop the Grrrls and Weird Al: Seriously. New one about Angela Lansbury out now! Sometimes tries to be funny.
Here for poems & other beauties. Writing in Poetry, The Southern Review, Threepenny Review, Ploughshares, The Poetry Review (UK), & elsewhere. Co-editor for book reviews at Plume. First collection of poems forthcoming with Orison Books in fall 2025.
"In a world of AI, bots and fakes, Rayne Hall will always be real."
#NoAi #Writer of non-fiction and #Gothic #fiction. #Publisher of Gothic fiction anthologies. Teacher, coach. Avid #permaculture gardener. Lives in #Bulgaria with #rescuecats.
Writer, editor, punthusiast
Writer | Best Small Fictions | Irish Novel Fair | Bonsai: Best NZ Small Stories | Bridport |Random House WriteNow | London Independent Prize Rising Star | Katherine Mansfield Sparkling Prose | Pulp Literature Showcase | Arvon | https://alexreeceabbott.info
NYT bestselling author of children’s and YA books, Health Humanities Academic https://linktr.ee/sayantanidasgupta?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=e40bc45d-a2e4-4923-9b4a-2674c3c19b21
Film/TV editor/writer, past at: Hollywood Reporter,EW,The Nation, LAT,NYT,got Bezos to buy IMDb, taught him Beatles lore. Amazon's last human homepage editor, launch editor, what's now Prime Video.
full time buddy 🇨🇦/🇺🇸
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
She/her. Comedy writer/fanwoman. Words @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social @mcsweeneys.net @reductress.bsky.social
Socially awkward coffee enthusiast. Screenwriter. Voted Most Likely To Make You Soup When You Feel Yucky. Short Film Producer.
www.TheMightyKim.com
Funny Because It's True: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire. Say Wenc like sense. Agent: Daniel Greenberg@lgrliterary. DOGE canceled the NEH grant which was going to fund my next book. (Still working on it though!)
The Tribeca Festival’s Head of Podcasting & Audio | Writer / Director / Curator
Writing for people at the intersection of Harry Potter and professional wrestling.
www.ryanwolin.com/humor
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/ryan-wolin
Druscilla Santiago
Illustrator! From Honolulu!
Rep'd by @ksonnack.bsky.social
www.adventurefun.club
Software developer, "vibe coding" repair specialist, lover of travel, serial thorn in the side of fascists and would-be humorist.
No DMs.
Occasionally employed writer/comedian in the Twin Cities
Rochester, NY | writer, editor, journalist | nonprofit professional | she/her 🏳️🌈
Newsletter: https://thedoomscrollersantidote.substack.com/about
Daily Blender Host / Author / Humorist / Punctual Procrastinator
WARNING: Contains trace amounts of snark.
Will follow ya back if I think you're a real person.
Writer, gardener, small-time farmer, and general dabbler in this and that
Screenwriter, creative coach & teacher building a badass community of women through THAT’S BANANAS. Our very lives depend on politics (oy), so I’m here for the slog/fight! Funny-intending. Wood nymph. Eats a good breakfast. ❤️
UK humour writer, which you might know as humor or youmour.
Contributor to…
The New Yorker
Points in Case
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
The Belladonna
Slackjaw
Screenwriter and writer, popcorn thief, feminist, mom.
MFA from UCRPD
EmilySchleiger.com
Science, religion, and philosophy. Liberal theology in a liberative mode. Postulant for Holy Orders︱alum Princeton Seminary, Marquette U︱#Episcopalian︱He/him
She/Her. Disabled. Service Dogs. Cult survivor. Exvangelical. Lover of wine and cheese.
LA-Based 📺Writer
▪️Coverfly Top 1%
▪️Humanitas 2024 Finalist
▪️Launchpad Top 50
Full of story ideas, fried food, and rage.
Linktr.ee/losangeletta
Kirkus ★ THE LOVELY DARK out April '26 🇺🇸 | Financial Times Best Children's Books '23 | Barnes & Noble Children's Book Award Shortlist '24 | Rep'd: Bell Lomax Moreton | No AI |🌱
linktr.ee/mattfoxwriter
Director/writer: Adventures of Wonderboy. Worked on: Will Trent, Class of 09, Sweet Magnolias, Conjuring3, Annabelle, Genius S3, After, After We Fell
Comedian. Impressionist. Actor. Writer. Sweet Baby.
every day, I put on the clown costume and suffer a new indignity.
writing at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, Points in Case, etc. Former features contributor at @theonion.com
https://connorrelyea.com/
"An agnostic ex-pastor on the hunt for God in a small RV with two big dogs. What could go wrong?" Memoir, essays. Words in HuffPost, TIME, Oprah Daily, Daily Beast, NYT, Boston Globe. NC
Mystery, Memoir, and Meaning @ https://rebeccagummere.substack.com
Comedy stuff! Credits: The Onion (Headline And Features Contributor), Hard Times, BBC, etc
ANIMAL INSTINCT is out now⚡️
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/746997/animal-instinct-by-amy-shearn/
Professor of English. Mom of 4. McSweeney's. Moth Radio Hour + Moth podcast. Author of GREEN WORLD: A Tragicomic Memoir of Love & Shakespeare (Juniper Prize for Creative Nonfiction). Cohost, Everyday Shakespeare podcast. www.michelleephraim.com
Short stories in Stonecoast Review & Literary Mama. Humor in Slackjaw, Belladonna Comedy, Jane Austin's Wastebasket, Frazzled. Essayist. Middle grade writer. More than you want to know at www.gailgauthier.com Still blogging at http://blog.gailgauthier.com
Irreverent takes on God, philosophy & puppet jokes at heretichereafter.substack.com
Writer 🐛 and friend 🦕
Debut satire+essay collection, READ THIS TO LOOK COOL, coming soon from Sourcebooks! // Writing in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, Reductress // maevedunigan.com
Writer, teacher, editor. Words in McSweeney’s, Utne Reader, Joyland, Broken Pencil & more. Author of the Jack Palace crime series. Most recent book: WELCOME TO THE WEIRD AMERICA. As co-editor: DEVOURING TOMORROW
Writer, Comedian, ADHDer
Nerd first, Queer second
Solo Show ‘Revenge of the Soy Boy’ premieres @ NYCFF in April
(he/him/his)
Punk news coming your way
Go read the full articles: www.thehardtimes.net
🏳️🌈 editor/curator: Khôra | writing: BOMB, Longreads, McSweeney’s, The Rumpus + | teaching: Corporeal Writing | rep: Kent D. Wolf | Philly 🏙️ | she/her/hers/we
Tired satirist and content marketer. Co-wrote New Erotica for Feminists: Satirical Fantasies of Love, Lust, and Equal Pay. Co-founded satire outlet The Belladonna. Writes The Monetization of Fear Substack. https://themonetizationoffear.substack.com
Former & future podcaster. Contributor @reductress. I like tiny things and democracy.
Spec-fic writer (SFWA member), artist, father, and tabletop gamer. Paints way too many miniatures. Edits the literary humor magazine Defenestration.
https://linktr.ee/andrewkaye
she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Actor - SAG-AFTRA
Writings - Hard Drive, The Hard Times, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Robot Butt, etc.
Insta - csjsmth
Website - caseyplainsmith.com
maryemccartney.com
Writer @mcsweeneys.net, @pointsincase.com, @endofthebench.bsky.social, Greener Pastures, Widget.
GOLD Comedy digital content creator (writer, actor).
Cat mom. Techie nerd.
Words in funny, literary, and weird places: McSweeney's, Chicago Reader, Points in Case, SlackJaw, Whiskey Tit, American Bystander.
website: https://www.johnhowardmatthews.com/
CEO of a major media company
Writer, Editor, Defenestration Magazine. Raging completist.
graphic designer | writer
Comedy writer. "Have I Got News For You", "Last Week Tonight", "The Amber Ruffin Show." Author of "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo" and "The Someone New." Friend to several penguins.
stuff in new yorker, mcsweeneys, etc.; member of sketch group Brick Penguin; DC comedy person; editor of the DC humor zine SKITS
see writing & sketches @ jimtatalias.com
zines @ skitszine.my.canva.site
writer. pwease don't hurt my feewings
Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter.
A lil more about me: https://tinyurl.com/awveap8v
writer! producer! nyc!
formerly: @hbo, @cbs, @abc @nbc
currently: @cnbc
please clap: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h22cxhpiflsfrnkw4dybjkm3/feed/aaagbbedmqiw4
www.laurenzmirich.com
Improvisor. Comedy writer: Slackjaw, Frazzled
www.adamweigand.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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Greater St. Louis comedy writer working on a novel. Valedictorian: North Junior High 8th Grade Summer School Social Studies 1999
Writer/Comedian/#Queerspawn
Words @ MarieClaire, McSweeney’s, Salon, Slate, Vice
www.ElizabethCollins.com
H-Town to LA
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
🎨I’m a cartoonist with a comic strip called Tales of Absurdity. I’m also playing with animation. Let’s tell some jokes and discuss obscure pop songs! Links to stuff: alexthoffman.com/links
Taco Bell Quarterly is The World's Most Prestigious Literary Magazine. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org
Publishing pro / Copy editor / Content writer / Owner of Author Allies / Coffee drinker / Wine imbiber / Lover of democracy 💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ / Author of *The Book Publisher's Handbook* (Ulysses Press; coming 2026). / Views are my own. She/her. DMs blocked.
Humorist and author from the Midwest. Seen in NYTimes, McSweeneys, Elle,WaPo and other places. writing center person. Here for the jokes and books. rachelmansmckenny.com
Solo Show Artist, TV Writer Finalist. Satire, Stand-up, Cathy Impersonator. https://linktr.ee/Susansassi
Explorer of books, lover of words. Developmental editor and grant-writer by day, humorist by night. Substacking at Page by Page.
Writes stuff ✌️ (McSweeney's, Points in Case, Flexx Mag, Robot Butt, et al.)
She/her ❤️💙💜
sarah.social
Producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf
Contributor for The Onion and Reductress
Twitter: Krahman333
IG: khaleelrahman333
Nonfiction editor at Penguin Random House. I put the chic in Chicago Manual of Style.
Editor of Lit Hub, writer, not-so-secretly Canadian.
Senior culture writer, Salon.com. Formerly Bitch Media. Forever fan of print magazines. Tell your dog I said hello.
NYT Worstselling Author
SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist
Dummest Person in the Room
https://www.thatwriterguy.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
comidien/writor
https://linktr.ee/AlexKitson
UCBNY Maude Night girlie. Writer (R29, Reductress, The Daily Beast, McSweeney’s, AV Club, Marie Claire, more.) 2022 Script Pipeline winner🛼. NYC. 4 cats🐱🐱🐱🐱
Writer/Atty in Maryland outside DC. Bylines in Jewish Currents, Points in Case, and McSweeneys.
