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Old Welsh Git. Big & Ugly. Chemistry Ph.D. I like science, history, politics, growing things, classical music and ducks. And food. And beer.
Maitre D' at the Ratio Café.
Resting Bastard Face.
Repost != endorsement
https://www.chem4word.co.uk/
Editor in Chief, MeidasNews. Former Fed & State Prosecutor, Marine, Attorney. Switched parties from R to D in 2020. MeidasPlus.com/subscribe
she/her
Author. Not the one from Rent.
https://maureenjohnsonbooks.com
"Democracy Dies In Dampness"
Parody
That bloke from off of Twitter. Writes books. Likes cats. That sort of thing.
You can give Ko-Fi donations too, if you fancy it:
https://ko-fi.com/nickpettigrew
Gardening, books, environment, nature. Where did all those years go?
Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Author of WINTERSET HOLLOW (1st edition out of print, 2nd edition coming October 2026!) HOLLYWOODLAND coming 2027!
https://www.jonathanedwarddurham.com
https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com
• Video Editor/GFX Artist
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I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
I do standup and also write all manner of things. At the moment I'm very much doing this: @murderbastard.bsky.social
MP for Perth and Kinross-shire. Musician. Writer.
I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
Actress, mom, wife, foodie, gardener. Not necessarily in that order. Trying to make a better world for our kids. Star Trek: Picard. That’s CAPTAIN Seven to you. 🖖🏼😋❤️
My OnlyYans™️ account for leather, lycra, cocktails, flowers & weather whingeing.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
Wrote half of This Is How You Lose the Time War & all of The River Has Roots. Next book: Seasons of Glass & Iron, March 24, 2026. I have a newsletter you can sign up for at amalelmohtar.com
He must not be replaced by an otter.
bestselling author * Hugo winner * nerd
latest books: Automatic Noodle, Stories Are Weapons, We Will Rise Again
bylines: New Scientist, Flaming Hydra, etc.
pronouns: they/them
all the stuff: www.techsploitation.com
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Science teacher..⭐️ Bringing classic educational gems like Bill Nye the Science Guy and other ‘Old but Gold’ documentaries into the modern era, all remastered to 4K! 🚀🚀
Explore the library of playlists on my YouTube channel: youtube.com/@SeriouslyScientific
Not an MP.
https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/460169/why-we-were-right-by-holt-rosie/9781529924558
It’s okay, I’m in incognito mode.
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crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
cringe unleashed
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same name on tumblr and ao3
~Public Historian 📜🤓
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Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
Fandom old; books, cats, art, reading, writing, podficcing, metatextuality, theatre, crafts, queerness, politics. No TERFs. “Boldness is all.”
Bot that tweets quotes(incl spoilers) from
@marthawells.com The Murderbot Diaries. Has no gender. Character's pronouns are It/its. Managed by @writerphoebe
Scotland Editor, BBC News
Occasional presenter of Newscast
Ex North America Correspondent
I care about people more than money, and try to understand why others reverse this. I'm interested in how life works in so many different ways.
I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
Emmylou Kotzé, demi-bi writer of SF, F, ⛓️🖤romance, and poetry. Editor of The Pink Hydra. Work in Solarpunk, Winter of SFF, and Indie Bites. Anti-AI, pro-NSFW. Links at linktr.ee/emmyktz & linktr.ee/thepinkhydra. Check out my Feeds! ⚔️✨
Physicist in Materials Science researching solar cells, molten salts, and sustainable energy ☀️ With added bikes and allotment content 🪴🥦🍆🧅
Yes, I AM serious; but that doesn't mean we can't have a laugh.
Hacker, dev, CEO of @grokability.com, author, speaker, open sourcerer, sudo incarnate, poo doula. I make @snipeitapp.com. Was @snipeyhead. Married to @uberbrady.com. Vivo em Lisboa 🇵🇹. #Laravel #FOSS
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Aussie/He/him/Cis/Het ♋ Single dad 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally
I draw, I write. AuDHD, PTSD survivor. Anti-capitalist.
I like sci-fi and fantasy and comics.
I used to draw every day, but that was decades ago. Trying to rediscover that.
🚫AI 🚫NFT 🚫 crypto
Chief spokeswoman for the ‘Campaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himself’.
Author.
Prof of Math Bio and Public Engagement.
Member of Independent Sage since October 2020.
@Kit_Yates_Maths on twitter
Books -
Math(s) of Life and Death
How to Expect the Unexpected
Get them here: https://tinyurl.com/37rx2yuv
He/Him
Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
Site status updates for the Archive of Our Own, a Hugo Award-winning project of the Organization for Transformative Works (@transformativeworks.org)
A fan-created, fan-run, nonprofit, noncommercial archive for transformative fanworks, like fanfiction, fanart, fan videos, and podfic. A project of the Organization for Transformative Works.
Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
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“jokes”
header by Dave (Cactus)
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Protecting wildlife and restoring ecosystems across Scotland's land and seas.
https://scottishwildlifetrust.org.uk/
#WordsOfTheWild
Writer of games, books, TV, film and comics. Co-Director of Narrativia. Cat Spooner. Flibbertigibbet. https://rhiannapratchett.com
Very short science fiction/fantasy stories by O. Westin.
Please repost any you like.
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Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
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my so-called bangers:
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Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
Digital diva. Plastic Paddy. County Cricklewood-born. Tea drinker. A 'Highly strung Philomena Cunk'. Lupus Warrior. Dullard. Collapsed Catholic.
Expect a lot of pics of roast potatoes from me.
#spudInfluencer #Spudologist
The adventures of Claire: multiple chronic illness fighting, geeky, arty, crafty, book reading, tea loving, menace.
🐾Doris 11.09.2011 - 13.03.2025
Trans people should expect no fair treatment or justice in the UK - the 22nd safest country in Europe to be LGBT. Biological Female 🏳️⚧️ Anti Free Speech.
Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
Idiot.
Dog lover owned by a cat. NHS superfan. Harassing Tories. Lego. Religiophobic Humanist.
Occasional #Wülferhampton mud slinger.
Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi
Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz
ten hundred minutes per second cohenedenfield.com
3D artist, illustrator, animator & idiot. Click & hold #art to see some of my work, #diy to see some DIY projects and #CABINBUILD to read how we built a cabin
moonjam.com
instagram.com/moonjam3D
ducksfilm.com
https://ko-fi.com/moonjam
"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries/brand partnerships: info@gagreflex.co.uk
she/her
Scientist by day (drummondlab.org), artist by night (dadrummond.art). Sculpture, drawings, and other works. Obsessed with the details of the natural world. Lab posts at @drummondlab.bsky.social 🧪
University of Reading. We explore the history of the English countryside and its people. Chaotic Good.
https://merl.reading.ac.uk/
Award losing stand up comedian
the littl shynin man the Addom, he runs in the wud
Writer (mostly SFFH) navigating Life, Interrupted. Avatar by Ethan Kocak. My sunset photo. Lead with kindness. 😷
https://linktr.ee/dragonrain33
Most current pubs https://bookviewcafe.com/bvc_author/katharine-eliska-kimbriel/
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
ALL: https://www.guykelly.co.uk
I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
Historically inaccurate
He/him
https://www.worldofmoose.com
Music, dogs, family history, cemeteries, one-place study, local history, photographs #UTB
Following the science on SARS-Cov-2, not UK Public Health 😷
A (formerly) homeless anarchist poet, autistic, gray ace, demisexual transbian with pan leanings, punk AF.
"Unicorn in combat boots"
She/Her
#SatanicOrganic
Vaccine advocate, ducks, Murderbot…
She/her
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
I write and report things, and I have a newsletter that some people like. “Do you know what the sad part is…? I’m a very good tailor.” brokenbottleboy.substack.com
Microbial physiologist working on phototrophic and soil microbes at UDelaware. Come for the microbiology, stay for other random commentary.
https://sites.udel.edu/hansonlab
Falcon Backed Securities consist of prime bird, subprime bird, and junk bird, all balanced to satisfy a AAA rating by major agencies. Secured by proprietary flock-chain technology.
Writer and Illustrator and stuff. He/him, ADHD, literally the worst at social media. www.youngmark.com
Livestreams: twitch.tv/Limmy
Blog: https://brianlimond.substack.com/
Cofounder @dreamwidth.org / disabled queer cat lady / running social media since before it was "social media" and Trust & Safety since the dawn of time / do not cite the deep magic to me, I wrote it / no, I'm allergic to that, too
Foul-mouthed, bleeding heart, blinkered socialist scum/lefty ex-Twitter bore. Now part of the Bluesky Elite. Fully paid up member of the tofu eating wokerati luxury beliefs brigade blob. Proud European. Loves cats. Hates Tories. Anti-Racist. Anti-Fascist
★ Hello 👋 I'm just a bi Welsh ENFP female living in Port Talbot, South Wales, collecting introverted friends like #PokémonGO 🤣 ★ Proud Grandma ★ Meme/Gif Queen ★ #IndyWales #IndyCelts #PlaidCymru #ReJoinEurope ★ #HashtagGames ★ #Wordle ★
my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
UK. Pacemakered.
Covered in cat hair. Nearly divorced. Usually found at the end of my tether.
Dad, husband, software-management-type overhead, painter of little warhammer models, beer appreciator. Highest ranked Apex player, Netrunner worlds 2022. He/him.
Skeltering, without helter, in place. That place is US America.
"America: Premodern Leadership for Postmodern Times."
Read threads
Assistant Prof Philosophy & Data Science
PhD Science, Technology, & Society
MA Philosophy & Religious Studies
"AI" Criticality; Centering Marginalized Lived Experiences in Tech; Magic; Human Knowledge, Values, Culture, & Beliefs
He/Him/His
Squid biologist
Science communicator
Artist
Philadelphian
I run @SkypeAScientist.bsky.social
Creator of the SquidMobile
https://linktr.ee/Sarahmackattack
(He/Him) Trial & appellate lawyer / data breach coach/counsel, Toronto. Litigating commercial/tech/cyber/privacy/AI/Web3 disputes. Chair, Canadian Internet Society. I keep a file on you. https://www.capstanlegal.ca/ and https://www.inq.law/
Confirmed kiwi currently residing in West Oz
Also #spoonie and #crafter
Visit and follow my Tedooo shop on the Tedooo app!
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SF/F Writer - The Books of the Raksura, The Murderbot Diaries, Witch King, Queen Demon, and more. Nebula and Hugo Award winner. NYT and Sunday Times Bestseller. (She/her) Agent: Jennifer Jackson
Father, Husband, Music Lover, Game Player, Librarian (in descending order of importance). Proudly not asleep.
