Say Yes To Beans!
https://beanyear.com
Mastadon: @Beanyear@epicure.social
reporter covering the beer industry (@vinepair.com), drinking in america (fingers.email), and east end richmond (chlookout.com) | send tips to dave@dinfontay.com, or dinfontay.11 on signal (good tips only, thank you) | more: linktr.ee/dinfontay
please dont put me in chail again
alt of @mrpussy.xyz
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Pro Wrestling & Ska are the only legitimate forms of art.
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
History professor @ OU, views are my own. Author of Mastering Emotions, 2021. I write about slavery, emotions, & poison, I skeet about teaching, politics, & pop culture. She / hers. Proud union member. Live in Detroit but my heart is still in NOLA
Here for some skeets!
I rarely see @s because Bluesky notifications are broken!
If you'd like to support my art — http://patreon.com/elivalley
Thanks!
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
i make bad art and worse jokes and i enjoy the science side of cooking and baking.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
swimming back from the depths of the sea
your least favorite she/they
nicer to you at https://onlyfans.com/officialgogurt
still existing on https://mintstars.com/tip/old_lotion
or also $ lotionwiz
I'm Hesse (spoken "Hessa") & I take pictures of stuff
~IMAGES UNEDITED UNLESS NOTED~
currently shooting:
Nikon F2 (Kodak E100)
Minolta Autocord (Lomo 400)
EOS 5D mk1
EOS M5
prints available:
https://shop.hesse.photos
= Coming up = Goblin time
Absolutely NSFW 🔞 Minors DNI
Fansly: PineCellarDoor
Main: @pinecellar.bsky.social
⛓️🔒 IRL Collared and Owned (so mind your manners)
Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.
Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
@anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Houstonian. Pulitzer finalist. Constant gardener. "Bastion of the area.” I no longer love our technodystopian future. Build the Ike Dike.
Just a new guy looking for his friends.
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.
I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.
http://noencores.neocities.org
very little gravitas indeed
In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
~Synthpop Forever~
Sam
Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | 🇬🇾 🇨🇦
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: a green hilly field with a blue sky with clouds.
just an innocent victim of cancel culture punished for being cool and funny and sexually gifted and generous
Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Ru’s dad, but views are my own. Congressional PR Flack.
Engaging in activity that does not violate Bluesky Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse.
Bay Area
They/Them
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contact ---> https://www.osmote.net
Highly acclaimed New York escape room actor. One of the hosts of @worstpossible.world
Yes, *that* baz
wrestling / movies / video games / lego / free palestine / fuck ice / go birds / xxx
https://linktr.ee/BazBombadil
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
Milwaukee
some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass)
assfart.69 on signal
he/him
Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
✅Jerrified
Screenwriter (Sonic the Hedgehog movies, Violent Night) Proud Minnesotan. Fuck ICE
Desert rat, political agent, LCD Soundsystem's #1 fan, tip me to post more or post less whichever you want: https://ko-fi.com/brucefan
She/her | 35 | Disabled Artist |
If you think I'm too much well go find less |
✡️ | CFS/OCD | Spine Disease Haver |
"the philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways, the point, however, is to change it"
its hard out here for a soulful white boy (but im comfortable in my cis/hetness call me any pronouns idgaf)👈👈😎 im just here to vibe with the homies 😎👉👉
garbage bag full of meat
he/him
Renewed Kidney Enthusiast
no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
Transsexual retail worker. She/her
Civil rights lawyer, shitposter, he/him
Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
Blue jean baby | LA lady | seamstress for the band
famously horny but in a cute and innocent way like looking at a gorilla jack off at the zoo. doggy woggy who barks for nasty movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
America's Most Trusted News Magazine.
Swansea Industrial Park
boxd.it/c2Yjb
Number one hater in your area wordisbondtv.com
Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident
console cowgirl | texas culture reporter for @chron.com | Houstonian
trans, not related to the actor
senior political correspondent @ Zeteo // contributing writer @ Rolling Stone // co-author of ‘Sinking in the Swamp’ // adjunct professor @ University of Cincinnati // volunteer @ St. Vincent de Paul // “a deranged hack,” according to the Trump White House
40/M
pure of heart, dumb of ass
NoVA / outside DC
product of the american public school system.
american by birth, human by the grace of God.
Who hootchies the hootchie cootchie man?
he/him 🫀
Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
He/Him, 39, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
Thanks for the memories
banner contributions @dsoart.com and @scomputer.fun
Doll with a DAW
🖤 : @tokenciswife.tgirl.fail
🖤 : @cove.tgirl.fail
Former fluffer for Dead Can Dance; backup electrician for Skinny Puppy; fka 'Playtastik' on That Other Site | nbi🥚they /
💀MDNI💀
PFP alt text: photo of a pale Starblood looking dull, lifeless, with only half my face showing for the sake of your sanity.
Tra(i)nsbian, unemployed architecture graduate, Texan. She/her.
@btx91 on Twitter
im mr pussy (NOT violent!!!)
stuck boat connoisseur, 3A warrior
youtube.com/@takemywifi
sign up to be emailed when I post a viddy: rumi.cat/mrpussy
philly 🏴
Makin bangers at an old age
lapsed music critic. current hobby photographer. pretyy girl. occasionally nsfw. left of liberal. don;t overthink the pronouns.
look upon my works, ye mighty.... c'mon.... look upon my works why don't ya
Video idiot. views/posts my own
Historian of science, focusing on genetics and eugenics in progressive era United States. Teaches at Wayne State University. Dad to Buddy (5) and Boogie (3).
He/him
It is ok to want special and delicious things
💖💜💙
Texas, yall. Discordian pope, certified god-botherer, CFO of ANTIFA, LLC. Trilluminati rep (material plane), cannabis connoisseur, journeyman gunsmith, Always Armed Anarchist. Hello again for the first time. #SLUGGO2028
Full Stack Web Development
He/him • white-het
Canadien, Acadien du nouveau Brunswick
Palestine needs to be free
sergebenard.com
Reporter: ProPublica. Author: Corrections in Ink. Priors: LA Times, Houston Chron, Marshall Project. Journalist, felon. (I promise I don't bite)
married cishet white guy but worse somehow
let's go mets, baby, love da mets
ningún ser humano es ilegal
https://swizzard.pizza
https://github.com/swizzard
I'm not serious, I'm kidding.
part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, tweets my own. thembo rights. hey guys check it out I'm the brunkler
please don't put me in starter packs or follow me
"A person can only be born in one place. However, he may die several times elsewhere: in the exiles and prisons, and in a homeland transformed by the occupation and oppression into a nightmare."
https://linktr.ee/EmissaryOfNight
I played wood block on "The Rat"
SLC
Number 1 Cisgendered Quark/Odo shipper
Unheil-bringer. architecture critic @thenation.com
my blogs are https://late-review.com, https://wehwalt.net and mcmansionhell.com
she/they
Venture Socialist
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
i just wanna grill for god’s sake!
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
Senior researcher at @openmeasures.bsky.social
Co-host of "Posting Through It," a weekly podcast: https://www.patreon.com/PostingThroughIt
He/Him Middle of Nowhere, Pa
https://linktr.ee/BullwarkMiniatures
heaven seeking demon
antifa super soldier
.
🏳️⚧️
(she/her)
31
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joy ridden nonsense
copilot: @tgirl.fail
flight engineer: @tokenciswife.tgirl.fail
Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
