Inventor of beef hula hoop advent calendars (awaiting patent). Middle-aged fashionista. Found mainly in Glasgow and Yorkshire and sometimes around the globe. A Weegie at heart. 🏴
Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man…
I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
Hello. Come in. Cup of tea? Sorry about the blood on the handle. I draw, I paint, I am autistic, I drink Yorkshire Tea. Is that everything? I think that's everything.
(He/him)
Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool
Voice over artist. Part human, part wolf
Writer in residence, at my house. To look upon my works, ye mighty, visit my website:
https://www.thewritertype.com
Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
We throb knowledge, we pulse excellence. Ranked No.1 in the UK for Canteen Facilities (CEF, 2024). Vice-Chancellor Vince Chancelier (He/VC). Parody.
Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
INCLUDES 24 ICONIC 90S SONGS FROM: Britney Spears | Boyz II Men | Christina Aguilera | TLC | R.E.M. | Ace of Base | Natalie Imbruglia | The Verve Z | *NSYNC and many more!
Hoorah! said Pooh. Bloody weirdo said Piglet. Authentically Apocryphal.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:saiythiqf5kar5ydjxb7kxwn/feed/aaaei3qtjajws
I care.
He/him
Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
Arsefoot.
My words are spoken by an actor. Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion and Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up. BCOTY semi-finalist 2025. 3x Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe. As seen on Channel 4. ON UK TOUR 2026. linktr.ee/richardpulsford
🏆 Stuff Magazine’s “tweeter of the year” - 2013
Chronically online, history obsessed cat herder with a houseplant problem. Been to a museum lately?
Glitter, shiny things, Jason Donovan. I rescue dogs, hedgehogs and occasionally people.
Currently reading 'Lessons in Chemistry'
I helped make Moon, Source Code, Warcraft, Mute and just finished making ROGUE TROOPER, out in 2026!
Also made the graphic novel MADI and the kids Stenton & Zowie.
if I knew what I was doing I'd have done it already
I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff.
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
https://trevorship.co.uk
I post my own photos and puns. I’m on here for fun, so nothing too serious. I post photos on Instagram as bruce_caughtjester if you’re interested.
Nothing special. She/her.
If there's a smile on my face, it's only there to fool the public.
I like funny stuff.
I used to be @jimbofluffytail on twitter
Former music manager. Had a number one in Latvia. Would have had a number two as well but there was no toilet paper.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
Mum to 23 & 19. Does science.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
My name's Ben and I'm a Wakeyholic.
I really shouldn't be allowed on the internets
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
Multilingual Voiceover and professional Silly Goose • BAFTA Member
#voiceover #voiceacting #voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceactress #voicetalent
alteregovoices.com
Chief spokeswoman for the ‘Campaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himself’.
I’m still declaring shenanigans…
Forgetful. Forgettable. Forgetful.
If I unfollow, it's nothing personal. It'll only be because we don't interact.
Old bag
My quiet place
No need to follow back
My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child.
Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
Brand New Special LATE BLOOMER out now!
https://linktr.ee/thesarahmillican
Comedian, Standard Issue podcaster, writer, feminist. Posts ending TSM are by my team.
Retired, travel a bit, garden a bit, take a few pictures.
Northern Ireland
Couch potato, hermit, eyeliner advocate, acquired taste. Just saving a space for when the other place dies. No GCs please (gender criticals or Giles Corens)
It will all be fine. FINE.
I make stuff and sell stuff here https://merylinmoonuk.etsy.com
And here
https://merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/
Hider of Daily Mails
Old bag
No Parmesán! ✊️
Illegitimi non carbonara!
SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM!
Thrown out of the Brownies 4 "subversion"
C/W may contain politics
Same birthday as #craftywank & Prince George (diff year obvs)
official Bluesky account (check username👆)
Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app
