Hi, I’m human and it hurts.
Canadian. Politically Centered. Atheist. #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights
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Please don't DM me unless I know you.
It's just jokes
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LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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mom, artist, cats, crows, books, tv, music, french fries, flowers, skulls, dragons, trees, wind, sun, moon, clouds, kindness, water, love, blood, hope
wannabe comedian/poet/human
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Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
Retired triple threat/OFF-WORLD/Professional leaner
No dm's
General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.
HUSBAND 😊
DOG PAPA 🐶
ACTOR 🎬
INSTA https://www.instagram.com/brett.culbert?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
Lift spirits 💫
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm4028190/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Currently on
- 🎥 Netflix-Rebel Moon
- 🎥 ABC-General Hospital
Your friendly neighborhood pluviophile.
It’s me.. hi: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaov66mmurmw
"annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
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polished turds:
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County Galway 🇮🇪
I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner.
GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️🌈
Just my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfvpzlhg74ohp6b7z/feed/aaacfwvzfikqm
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
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one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came
click the blue thingy for just me:
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Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
🕷🌱🍁
Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven
I was a snowball in hell.
[he/his]
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaggrgfgbb7k
the world below is made up
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Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
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🔞 He/Him, UK
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Was a rate-limit refugee, now it's just more fun here. Don't mind the avi I just thought it looked funny 😂
Food enjoyer in Montreal
https://beliapp.co/app/boogie_buttons
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
Stat-nova = starting over
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Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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Wisconsin shit-poster with mental health issues... enjoy!
(actually my therapist said my life is just sad)
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼
Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
157IQ idiot, comic🎙️, tequilas...
Lover. Singer. Funny Lady. 6’2. Passionate about empowerment, intimacy, self-discovery and connection.
Based in Vancouver, BC. Unceded Musqueam, Squamish and Tseil-Watuth Territory
Navigating mid-life, motherhood, and being fabulous! Adulting hard… hot flashing harder.
💋👑🏎️🏍️🦄
Westcoastgurl / Meg-alicious on Twitter 2012-2014
Be excellent to each other. No DMs.
I’m a 7.5. Maybe an 8.
42/NJ/Please Don’t DM me 😎
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🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU ✊️
Naarm ❤️💛🖤
Dropping dog fur, mad logic, funny stuff, and cooties…
A short video client for Bluesky
From the creator(s) of @flashes.blue
Get it here: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bluescreen-for-bluesky/id6741334901
A photo viewing client for u from the creator of @skeetsapp.com & @bluescreen.blue
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Android: Not available yet
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🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
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I’ve got 2 teenagers and a dog. The dog is my favorite. Liberal AF.
A dyslexic genius with a brian the size of a planet.
Retired.
British male; socially awkward.
Profile Image - A bearded man in a room looks into the camera. He has a face best suited to a text description.
Pronouns: she/her
bangers (and mash)
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Writer. Except I have no idea what to write here.
Three possums in a coat. Absurdity enthusiast. Star Trek, Baldurs Gate 3, and random silliness welcomed.
Failed Musician.
Failed Comedian.
Out of work Actor.
Aspiring Writer.
Monday Morning Psychologist.
Part-time Intellectual
The Human Man.
Mascot of the Arcade.
***I swear without asterisks.***
an attic full of broken toys
Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans äldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
Relaxed existential inspirations sprinkled with sociology, mindfulness and neurolinguistic programming.
Life long member of the Clitterati
🦂♏️
Combination of mean angel and sweet devil.
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Gen X beachy. Michigan State University and WSU SoM alumna. Live for Detroit and MSU sports
Michigander living in Florida
Love dogs, hate oligarchy, proud ✡️
GO GREEN💚🤍
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🇨🇦 🏴☠️ Breaking news junkie
Savvy af, smoker of excellent weed, dog lover, straight but probably didn’t try hard enough, observer but not a bystander ♥️SATIRE♥️
🎶My sins my own, they belong to me, me🎶
I see y’all hangin out here now…
Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.
My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny
squeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7eikirzgvpma4zfkwvydka5k/feed/aaaftw77uvttc
DOWN with cherry pickin' hypocrites!
Anti-contrarian
Bluesky user #1,047,968
“Don’t believe everything you think.”
Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
Beloved country crooner. Tell your grandma she left her chemise in my touring bus. She's got my number.
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back
I like the description they put….avid reader and dog lover.
Sarcastic and sweet🤘
i am girl pug hear me ruff
• gen x • infp
• amerasian 🇺🇲🇹🇼
• apolitical • humanist
• poet 📜
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I am currently an enigma.
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Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
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Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
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Film fan, dog lover and occasional musician. Relic of the 1980’s and 1990’s.
Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
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<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
Several monkeys with a typewriter and a deadline
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Your hottest block.
Soup lover.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
$ASlightShimmy
#NSFW I POST MYSELF NUDE‼️ 🚫Minors;DNI. 🚫MAGA;DNI. 34 yr old Married Mom. Bisexual. Cowboys/Chiefs Football fan. Love WWE Wrestling. I smoke a lot of weed. #BLM #LGBTQ+Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Beard Enthusiast. Opinionated bitch. Liberal💙 💲Content Creator💲
SSRI-fueled and snack-deprived. Adtech nerd.
all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
also https://letterboxd.com/andybugay/
Here we are! Horror movies, gardening, nature, Helly R or Helena idk
former manic pixie dream girl
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
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