•Professional yeller since 93
•Easily excitable
•Bullshit and obfuscation
•Brilliant, but fascinated by dumb shit
•Doing better, being better
get the fuck out of here if you're under 18
33 year old 6'3"
📍 Pueblo, CO
CEO of a major media company
not the darth u are looking for
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- @killthecomputer.com
- https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com
a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Writer. Illustrator. Joto.
forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
backend developer at bluesky
The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
Film camera tinkerer. Contributer @ The Onion.
amyash.me
Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON
I’m only on here to chill and joke around 🤓
DMs open for good faith questions about communism. if I don't respond you can message me again. resources in pinned post
Marxist
https://linktr.ee/Nerdjpg
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
교포 입양자 KAD 🇰🇷 she/her
not a journalist. don’t be weird!
eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
I got sunshine on a cloudy day
mutuals ONLY follow my private alt @acabylonc.bsky.social
Too much lobster on the plane, the plane won’t stay up. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
just here to have fun online
ontological misfit
brooklyn // she
👩🏻💻 d2foundry.gg
✨ gothfem.me
Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America.
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
Ignoble ape-like cryptid, whimsical dullard in the PNW. Yapper on Kill The Computer, football enjoyer on 60 Minute Drill. Luddite & friend to all
posting jokes while the world burns
my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)
linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
musician, knicks fan, pro wrestling enthusiast, cat parent, software developer, the face that runs the place
he/him
obsessed with corgis, softball, bicycles, gremlins, gyoza, and Philadelphia | mostly wholesome | nisei | Okinawan | rare disease patient and advocate | a guy who is a wife | she/her
prof pic by @ethankocak.com
I'm a "political consultant" or a "professional storyteller" or something. Anti-Zionist Jew. Friend of Dorothy. Luddite. They/Them.
Also post about: Cooking & Cooking Education. Film-Making. Board games/Pokemon TCG.
I run a sober goth event space in ABQ.
a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
{rem (the postes)
30 or 40 years old;
it/they/we
https://ko-fi.com/postes
welcome
to
postes
}
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
a sharp piece of tortilla stuck in your throat • the void screaming back • podcast nonproliferationist • only bad takes (i promise) • the[my name]@gmail
temporarily: https://ko-fi.com/cowboyfriday
Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters
Call me Fin. they/them
Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
Blue jean baby | LA lady | seamstress for the band
“This bitch got soup for brains but I love her for it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”
“…an absolute treasure”
“kiki will be walking this deserted earth in a thousand years”
🔞
six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Steel guitar enthusiast, proud Minneapolitan
Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima
Sweary Poppins. Sass mouth. Lazy academic. Ski bum. “Horrifyingly not okay in a well-meaning way.”
He/Him, Chaotic Good, AuDHD, Anarchocommunist, Trail Runner, Dork, various other nouns and adjectives.
I can perfectly cast any hypothetical muppet movie unless I'm unfamiliar with the source material
Professional Procrastinating Introvert
Recovering addict
www.fluxedflow.com
New Crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a
Craptacular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i
(He/him)
Not a cult just really obsessed.
linktr.ee/cult_papa
my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evlngincxz7yf6mjnegh5565/feed/aaaknrwlyv76c
It’s Mr. Chau, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Chau
she/they
NSFW🔞
25% off onlyfans
join milker nation👇🏻
link.me/gotbatmiilk
$5 dm fee $gotbatmiilk
live thursday-sunday on twitch
#nsfwsky #sw #goth #goonette
PNW mtn dweller
licking cool rocks like it's a living
never here
41 he/him
Shitposter, people pleaser, retired manwhore
LGBTQ+
MDNI 🔞
jessedaydreamz on threads :3
Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
is this art?
https://www.threads.net/@captainjacksnap
Strongman, CSCS
My threads is the same name
A man, my dog, and the gym
surveymonkey.com/r/d3fdth8
^ client intake form
OG Vine, daytime screenwriter, creator of daily dog videos, memes, and other musings.
@davidrdmitchell from Threads
I’m an Alabamian video guy.
Opinions are my own and you can’t have them.
I make custom music videos for bars, clubs, and live events. Here's some of that: https://www.visivid.net/nighttrain
✨🏳️🌈💽🎬🏩👾
EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING
AZ 31 MDNI
(pan) (any pronoun(NB/transfemme))
Aspiring comedian
If you like my jokes or just love me feel free to support me!
Jake
Winny & Pumpkin
Spokane, WA
Cats & Hockey
Air Force Veteran
Colorado Avalanche
GoAvsGo
FFS 🤦🏼♀️ DO NOT ASK ME FOR $$$
NO DMs (blocky block) 🙏🏼🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🍋 ⚖️🗽Fighter/💙🗳️/My op is mine/Texas born/nt raised/🫶🏼/🏈/📚/🐾🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Why are you still breathing my air?
👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
*Honks nose aggressively*
STAY ANGRY.
FUCK ICE.
hi brother samuel here. welcome to my web page (follow me if you want to read an essay every so often), 18+
https://open.substack.com/pub/brothersamuel?r=3oqse0&utm_medium=ios
pockets full of moss and rocks
they/he/it • audhd
polish humanist
digital ghost
friendly neighborhood attention whore (laudatory)
looking forward to seeing balls on my tl
she/it 🏳️⚧️ mdni
stupid dogfag vaguely girl thing
https://en.pronouns.page/@skyeeuwu
Use your fucking imagination
I don't need an introduction
but without it, there are some questions
"who this chic and who she fuck with?
Why she all up in my mentions? "
Marc. 38.
fae/faer or they/them (Fr. on/en)
Lives on Kaurna land.
Opinions are my own.
https://linktr.ee/thetestbear
✨y'know, diva?✨
30 | 🏳️🌈 | gym 💪🏻 | engaged/monogamous 👬| he/him | nsfw | onlyfans NO PPV 😈👣 | get me something sexy on throne?✨👑✨
https://linktr.ee/itmepresto
✨4/26/25 i was told my thirst traps are "calamitous"✨
my entire personality is lick wall
shutupdidi from threads
28 ♡ MDNI 🔞💜
nanami’s whore fr
Here for the spooky and the shitposty in equal measure
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