irrelevant troglodyte
raised in captivity
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
Union-proud award-winning cartoon swiss army knife. Aspiring race traitor.
AuDHD (AFAB/Agender) She/They/Any
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Email: dagnificent at gmail
just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free 🇵🇸 | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
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Just me. Blue dot. Musician. Tarot reader, small business owner, 🏳️🌈
Just be kind. www.BohemianRoseTarot.com
posting a new cow tools every day unless i don't
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.
Human, husband, adoptive father of two, grandfather, honorably retired USMC officer, anti-fascist (I know my Oath), COO, PhD of org & mgt w/ leadership spec, reader, writer, occasional actor, board game collector, dog & cat person. (Opinions are my own.)
Retired lawyer whose best job ever was in the recreation department of a mental institution. Though that place and the legal profession are often hard to tell apart. I like to write jokes. Warning: Occasional puns.
the people rejected zardoz's message, they hated him because he told the truth
he/him
certified white™
(pfp is sean connery in the red mankini from zardoz)
ultralaser.tumblr.com since 2008
ebay.com/str/cestfromage since 98
Readeur. Writeur. Loveur. Nappeur. New Yorkeur. Cancer killeur. Autheur of The Fish Tales, Venery, and The Great Dane. Sort of an artiste. Very anti-fasciste. NY-17, fuck Lawler.
Books: https://lqrwrites.com/shop
Art: https://www.youtube.com/@suandala
The only Angélica on Jeopardy! (Season 38)
Fat socialist chicana t1 diabetes
Living in KS, originally from TX
She/her
FUCK ICE FOREVER
Media sociologist decoding outrage, cancel culture & online behavior. I study why the internet turns cruel! Maybe how we can design it better?
Open mind. Open heart.
I am writing my first book!
I’m going to write what I want to on here.
Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
he/him, 38
TV Shows, Movies, Formula 1
trakt.tv/users/klovar-cc
New Mexico
a fan of KATSEYE and the singer Poppy and Chappell Roan
@archive.klovar.cc is my old account (July 2023)
creator of https://stick-em-up-game.com
$Geegordongritty
All Of The D.J.s Surely Have Taken A Lesson
Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies
View Royal, Vancouver Island
Say what you mean.
Mean what you say.
Just don't say it mean.
DM's always open for my friends in recovery from alcoholism/addiction or those that would like to be. If you don't need to be sober, cheers! #SoberSky
Screenwriter, Artist, and Human. Rarely all three at once.
(Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
Screenwriter.
Producer for Discovery Channel, Science Channel, Playboy
Fan of USC, tacos, and dragons
Dallas➡️Los Angeles➡️New York
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Dad
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸
#23,288,156
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
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Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
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32. She/her. Canada. Blogger. Queer.
My blog: https://adorablefluff.blogspot.com/
I control what types of content I consume and if you are looking for a follow back, I may not depending on your profile, feel free to unfollow or block me.
Brittle Relic in Chicago
My picture is in black and white to indicate that it’s old. As am I.
The "Discount Storytime" podcast provides weekly absurd short stories to make you laugh. Enjoy!
Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma.
sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜
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reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
i make bad art and worse jokes and i enjoy the science side of cooking and baking.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Private Estate Chef, listener, taster, opinions.
I've just spent six hundred billion nanoseconds bathing in a one-percent saline solution at 100 degrees Celsius, so I'm good to go.
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
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Husband, Father, Poppop, Retired English Professor and University Administrator. World-class overthinker.
Spotify says my favorite music genre is "sweater weather indie folk pop." I have no idea what that means.
AxialAge on chess.com
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
🌏 Who knew the path
to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting
✨Delete your handler
⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️
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contrarian & cyborg. actor. odd jobist. lover of tilda/es & ampersands. writer. shakespeare aficionado. q4q & t4t. they/them for those who can hack it
Random nobody from ATX
she/her
🩷💛💙
"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
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FUCK AI / ICE
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🔞 Welcome to Toe Talk. Not a kink (no judgment, tho). Upper middle-aged. Veteran. Caregiver. Mild Child. Comedy consumer. MBNay. 'The foundation of liberty is knowledge.' There are four lights. IDIC. 🖖🫎🐿️🥰🌎 South Central Texas.💙 Zone 8b/9a. Smut reader.
Writer 📚 Tales of Falling and Flying, Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day
benloory.com
Death Enthusiast
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Sorry that I ate all your doritos.
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Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Early 50's (I guess!), cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for 📔 queries
🌲lost your way in the treez🌲
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Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
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"I stand corrected."
🌎Touring Headliner Comedian, Lol0nKillTony, SiriusXM, FunnyOrDie, Discovery ch, @comedydynamics SPECIAL ‘6 Drink Minimum’ on AmazonPrime & 🍎📺 & 💯K+ views on YouTube! 📺 😝✍️www.JenniferGableOfficial.com
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I’m a panther here, too, bitch💋
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Person. Human. Not an alien. 2025. Real skeleton.
He/him. Trying to be a good ally to all but please call me out if you think I can do better
Trying to mostly shitpost but sometimes get stuck in political or aerospace posting nonsense spirals
Posts my own and not affiliated with any organisation
Former drunk punk cat lady.
My curated retweets are much funnier than I.
I’m here for horrors, art, and jokes. 1312.
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Free 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇸🇾 🇨🇩 🇸🇩
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i write social justice grants
fundingforsocialchange.com
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neurodivergent bipolar mess 🇰🇷 🏳️🌈
🎲 listen to D&D podcast Dice Funk
💍 austinyorski.bsky.social
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
Unofficial fan account
He/him
We make women empowerment & rage music also silly songs. Find us wherever you find yourself 🧠👈
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
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Author, mammal
www.weirdnoirmaster.com
https://www.treadperilously.com/
https://www.rabbitandsnakepress.com/
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
they/them
free link
I add 1 ☭ to my profile every time some fascist tells me to remove it from my profile
☭ ☭ ☭
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)
she/her
dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
please follow me at my new account to continue your subscription to my nonsense 🥟
˗ˏˋ 20 | He/They .ᐟ
Self Taught Artist
Yellow enthusiast
Oc Art & Food Art
caspxerrr.straw.page
Shitposts, science, sf, hawkeyes, cats, dogs, other animals, the current nightmare. New Haven.
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She/They. Plural. Hellenistic & dharmic pagan. AuDHD queen 👑. Bisexual.
I'm a writer living in central Florida. I try to have a good sense of humor to help cope with things. I like anime, books, art, and hating MAGA.
Author page coming soon! ^_^
Cartoons, graphics, comedy stuff for TV. Write jokes. I also make music and I'm sorry.
https://danielspenser.com/
Multimedia artist, maker, potter, painter, creator of Surly-Ramics. Surlyramics.com is my website. Surly.etsy.com is where you can buy my work. patreon.com/SurlyAmy is where you can read about me. Dog is Love
I am desperately trying to think up something witty to put here.
📜 Sharing daily Stoic wisdom. Quotes from Marcus Aurelius, Epictetus, Seneca, and more.
📍 Palatine Hill
🏛️ Occasional quotes from other philosophers
Developed by https://10kweb.co
giving you weird or odd prompts for discussion, art, writing, or anything else that strikes your fancy.
made by @aliensunset.bsky.social
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sibling to beige.party/@weird_prompts
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A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.
She/they
Artist
Sculpture
Graphic Design
The Crow Post delivers the following news:
-Shit posts and Puns galore
-Song recommendations
-Chronic illness humor
-Every Little Thought I have
-Art
-The Onion
No Kings
No Queens
Happy Halloweens🎃
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
Pronouns: any/all
Another Gen X'er here. Disabled vet, retired Grunt, abstaining alcoholic, atheist, and big old pot head. Watcher of movies, player of games, collector of comics. No DM's unless I know you. No porn, No Crypto. Happily married.
my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things
The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz
Minnesota. Socialism. History and literature nerd. Top 96% of OnlyFans. Frequently wrong.
"This is why humans will survive. We'll survive because we're basically completely insane." - Laurie Anderson
I say dumb shit, but I probably won't do so in your replies
“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.”
I’m John | 44
Proud ALLY and advocate; Human Rights for ALL 🖤
https://ngl.link/mercwithamouth2
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