just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
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This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
Some manner of artist, busy creating an urban wildlife habitat
I'm also Tippi Hedren Collider linanneblack.bsky.social
I'm also Champagnehand on YouTube
My store: www.blandshaming.ca
If you're able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
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Pop culture girlie.
Iβm diamond, you know I glow up.
Just the tracks, maβam: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/cheer-the-f-up/pl.u-8o2lsLBKW7
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Writer, comedian, illustrator, blogger and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Writer of jokes in The Beaverton and Cracked. π¨π¦
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he/him. Boston. online_shawn from the hell site
dangerously hydrated
she/her
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idk I literally just got here
Pigeon fancier (unofficial)
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Fiction writer (EVERYTHING I NEVER TOLD YOU, LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE, OUR MISSING HEARTS). Science nerd, ex-Clevelander, embarrassingly sincere. Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you. she/her. www.celesteng.com
Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
just here to have fun online
they/she | alcoholic in recovery | probably an Australian (sorry)
1 Month ππ₯Ί
contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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I am from New Jersey.
I want to go outside
Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
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live from Minnesota
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engagement forager
he/him
none of us are free until all of us are free
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Named 11th funniest talking banjo by AARP Magazine.
researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
https://ko-fi.com/elleg
we printed him a little hat
A long time ago I was slacks_stacks on Twitter. I lost and grew back an entire toenail during the pandemic.
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me β¬οΈ
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Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
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Mother of all poltergeists
Susan Sontag haunts me on Wednesday nights at 10:47
every moment of joy is a victory against the bastards β’ dedicated to ruthless criticism of all that sucks β’ he/him/comrade
A voice from the outer worlds echoing through the void... Wielder of Light & Gravity; Panarchist & Wannabe Techno Messiah; Space Elf Prince & The Sovereign Witch King of Mars.
Foster Human Excellence
[Writer/Artist/Programmer working w/ Blender & Godot]
t-shirt from the internet
From Missoula ποΈ
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
middling jokes/existential dread
all posts β¬β¬ ig: @im_all_id
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Ancient crow witch (she/her)
Nonromancable character in this game
Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
The Midwestβs Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
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Headache.
Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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@greenevillezoo.bsky.socialβ¬
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poet. chingona. i'm going back to bed.
writing: www.theanimaleats.com
more writing: https://linktr.ee/klooky
posting jokes while the world burns
my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
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Executive Producer of "Nephew Swap"
gojeffgo.com
I want to do everything all the time
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Here we go again!
My posts, hopefully:
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puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly
my tweets
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I am artist amongst other things
ameliadraws.art
If you are interested in a piece send me an email which is below, i cant dm so you have to email me.
If you feel inclined my Paypal is:
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Living on Stolen Land
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Writer π Tales of Falling and Flying, Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day
benloory.com
30's something trans femme in mid-atlantic united states, here to write my diary
π΅πΈπ bluesky moderation is abetting a genocide by blocking Palestinian accounts.
casual wind erosion
lino prints for sale if you can figure out how to dm me
Writer. Procrastinator. Dreamer. Author of THE RULE OF LUCK, THE CHAOS OF LUCK, THE GAME OF LUCK (Orbit). She/her. Rep'd by Rena Rossner.
catherinecerveny.com
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Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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Donate to a pro research, pro choice, pro healthcare campaign in Kentucky:
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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
β¨β¨β¨send helpβ¨β¨β¨
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she/her
humanistic psychodynamic Buddhist deconstructionist ... and all-round sweet guy
interested in cross-cultural parallels in contemplative practice
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https://utexas.academia.edu/DavidCollins
[header is the rock garden at RyΕan-ji; avatar is an enso]
Pretending to smoke on my imaginary fire escape
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
π she/elle/henne
Author of MAD BOY from Europa Editions + 3 other books of fiction. Writing in the NYer, NYT, WSJ, Ploughshares. Two times winner of the Colorado Book Award. Also, an engineer! Technical and consulting work in green energy. Colorado based.
contemplating building furniture
Fresca Influencer
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π Pasadena, CA
omniversal lounge singer~aggressive gardener~
AnARcHy 101 https://www.youtube.com/c/@Anarchy101/mp
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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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The air in your lungs remembers being a storm. The iron in your blood, a sword.
Banner by @thxnywy.art
sweetheart of the rodeo π³οΈββ§οΈ
I think of demons for you
Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
Horror writer, occasionally funny
Cheech & Chongβs favorite plant is now 100% legal
he/him
reluctant artist. I love cats, birds, plants, marine biology and paleontology
neurodivergent shape in the drape
Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!
π«no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from meπ«
pls use alt text
You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff, ideally high-level jazzery.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
https://www.roblinmeeks.com
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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You are carrying cup of coffee, tiny dog, stack of books, way too much information about hollow earth theory