Portillo’s teeth removed to boost pound"
Ex-Twitter user of old and a man of science. A tilted halfwit. #HMTH
A bit Goth, a bit Alt, a lot weird & definitely menopausal.
Sometimes #NSFW
#Goth #Alt #LGBTQIA+ #B&W #Foodie #WannabePolyglot #Nerd
https://throne.com/madamegothica
DickFarnsbarns ❤️
Driven off Twitter for good by a Nazi salute, starting over here. News, movies, general bollocks, and music https://youtube.com/@dr_langbein?si=Qb8uKk8N8_7ml3l0
As Europe's largest airline we deliver: • The lowest fares in Europe, making travel affordable for everyone. The best on-time performance and fewest misplaced bags. Over 1,800 daily flights. Over 80 bases throughout Europe.
Historian and writer of the dreams and memories of postwar England: council estates, Radburn layouts, rural modernism, pop music. Trainee A&R man for Asylum Records in my dreams.
Bodybuilder. Conan. Terminator. Former Governor. I killed the Predator. I told you I’d be back. Join my positive corner of the internet - Arnold’s Pump Club.
bookseller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma, shitposter. 🌱
I mostly post about Monk, books, fibre, and football.
29, autistic girl, music/movie/Animal Crossing geek. Plushie lover. Concert goer. Sleepaholic. Mostly apolitical. Lives in Scotland. I’m also deep in love with Neil Tennant & Simon Le Bon. 😃🤗🙃🥰😍😘😴💤🎶📀🎮🌈 ♾️❤️🦄🌻🦜🧸🪩🏴
https://linktr.ee/RosieLeBonTennant
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bio. Resident of Stepford.
‘The seen and the unseen’ is my collection of eleven short supernatural and folk horror stories. Please consider buying: https://amzn.eu/d/08DmGP7U
Book cover and design by Ray Newman. Foreword by Jamie Evans. Buy their brilliant books!
Food (our aulde enemie) - its appearance, calorific energies, and locations (historic, domestic, sublime & banal); that the shame of it should outlive him.
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“Whimsical Ambivert”
“A sense of inquisitiveness that is full of wonder and infectiously playful”
“Surround yourself with people whose eyes light up when they see you coming” - André De Shields
There will be typos
Film critic, podcaster @FatalAttractPod.bsky.social, compiler/co-author of What To Watch When, creator of #PreCodeApril. Hasn't missed an episode of EastEnders since 1998.
Repetition in the music and we’re never gonna lose it
Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.
Michael Lloyd-Jones
Twit lacking appeal, male crossword setter (3)
Daily Telegraph and The Independent
it was a joke. goth 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/744215?reveal_response=yes#response-threshold
I tell my kettle to fuck off a lot. Parody of a man.
🎶you🎵can’t🎶save🎵a🎶wretch🎵like🎶me🎵
F-14 Pussycat Fan. Slut for Razgriz squadron. Fixed wing aircraft DNI. Smokers never get dementia. Lactose tolerant left.
The other one went a bit rancid so here we are
he/him tired queer anarchist NSFW 🔞 MDNI
Opt-in Hate Mob
branespeaks / spandex / wevz
formerly "Chessington World of Piss (KC)"
ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)
½ a goon and ½ a god.
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
Pogonophile. Bikes, Beer, Food, Cute Dogs, Sport, Gay, wearer of hats. Innocent looking trouble maker 😜
Older, grumpier and more fabulous by the day! Partnered 🥰
Not one for DMs. Stay out of them unless I know you.
Don't repost my stuff without asking!
Ginger cat owner 😻 Music 🎶 is my passion. Chef'in is my job 👩🍳. Love our planet, take care of it 💛✌️ Blur fan. #musicchallenge
https://youtu.be/xLy2SaSQAtA?si=ouPx12R_hxPGvDco Aka LisaJayne.
Businessman
Entrepreneur
Business Man
There's No Business Like BUSINESS! https://amzn.eu/d/e5x6vXY
www.brianbutterfield.co.uk
Looking for the brave new world
if i dont reply either i crashed or i hit a bug. 🥲
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Embark on a journey through the obscure world of forgotten, odd, and obsolete Sony devices.
"Reliably quick and apologetic"
Romantic
Bluesky's unofficial cheeky handsome guy
🏳️🌈A movie exploration podcast, hosted by Leia & Brandon.
@lmnerdroom.bsky.social and @brandmc.bsky.social Behind the scenes, production, in world lore & connections & cast and crew. Join us as we find new ways to enjoy your favorite movies!
The Fourth Estate should not be the Fifth Column. Some analysis on @bylinetimes.bsky.social
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Film lovers Damon, Alex & Cam build the ultimate movie watchlist with their podcast of :*deep-dives *Top 5s *1st impressions & *Far far away films - new eps Weds (12amGMT)
#FilmSky
Linktree - https://bit.ly/3YLGWc4
“There is a time for the evening under starlight/A time for the evening under lamplight/(The evening with the photograph album)/Love is most nearly itself/When here and now cease to matter”
Songdog LP Mirabilia Mundi out now https://orcd.co/mirabiliamundi
London-Born Saxophonist and Composer living in Stockholm.
“One of the better fried-egg accounts on this website”
Literary agent @shawliterary.bsky.social, formerly head book buyer at Readings Books, Melbourne. Kafka, Sebald, the Antipodes.
Bird Botherer
Picture taker
"A fucking Wurzel"
Footstool connoisseur
#twss
#HighVibes
#CWHAL
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I do sums to learn why heart cells beat. Computational biologist. Biological computer. Sometimes does experiments. Whippet owner. Makes bad jokes. He/him.
I love my city delft in holland. Show you pictures of the past and present of this great old city. I hope you enjoy it too.
Reluctantly human. Wishes everything could just be nice.
Bakes a little & cheese maker to the stars …. Well once! It counts 🤪
Cornish Maid & Introvert 🌸
Lover of baking, walking, cats, films, books, music, food and sunsets 💖
Always be kind 😊
Bargain Basement Howard Hughes
Bramble picker
a meditation on videogame (w/ occasional technology and web) history. donate to my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/moshboy/ also find me on mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@moshboy nfaq: https://pastebin.com/vUmrYKx6
Newspaper and magazine ads from the 1970s, 80s and 90s.
Also
@OldUKPrintAds.bsky.social - 1700s onwards
@OldUKPrintAdsXmas.bsky.social - Xmas ads, from Sept 16th
Print quality is very variable - remember this is mostly ancient newsprint, so VERY low-tech
Currently into a bit of running and a bit of lifting. Burlesque dancer. Loads of people don’t like me. If you’re a ‘you can’t play with me if you play with them’ type then off you fuck. I just want to come on here and have a laugh! 🌈🦄⭐️ North East
An idiot, but not one of the useful kind.
I'm sorry for everything.
Battling Awkward Egg crust ahead
London. Book-related (sells, reads, hoards, writes). Macaroni cheese. Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die. Redhaired stepchild. Pandan guy. Slop despiser. I do not have a podcast.
https://www.thebksagency.com/lucyfisher
Potato, wine, and book lover. Trying to tread softly.
Waffle man.
🍀🍀🍀
(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
Pinball / Retro Arcade Enthusiast (especially the rare ones), Artist, Scientist, Bookophile, Rhythm gamer, Theme Park / Rollercoaster fan, Well rounded Nerd.
athena
23
she/her
confirmed "paranoid claptrap" peddler
Leader of the "meglos" fan club
superautismblog.blogspot.com
Not an actuary
In Denver mostly
The latest film news, reviews and interviews from Empire, the world's most trusted movie destination.
https://www.empireonline.com
I found the answer, it's Van Occupanther.
Audio Visual Services.
Transcription of Obsolete Formats.
Satellite, Aerial, AV Installs, serving Sussex & South East.
Format Collector. Tech Geek.
Record Hoarder & Charity Shop Frequenter.
I do not have a PodCast
on voit le soleil!
www.microfixations.co.uk
Writer (agency copywriter plus own nonsense). Bookish slattern. Owned by a spaniel. Sussex.
Substack: https://inbetweengirl.substack.com/
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
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will no one rid me of this turbulent musk
Tactile.
Cats, mostly.
Jack Crawford sent a trainee…. to me? https://boxd.it/77uR
BFFs with Jamie Lee Curtis and Samuel L Jackson.
Help the Octopus🐙 https://secure.peta.org.uk/page/97239/action/1?locale=en-GB
BELIEVE WOMEN.
triumphant home cooking, est. 2006
three cookbooks + one audiobook + newsletter
glad you’re here
smittenkitchen.com
I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty
He/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
"Comedian" / Hair / Northern working class scum / Old pop culture content / Wrestling / Hack jokes / TOTP / He/Him 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
https://ko-fi.com/ashpreston#
Professionally tired, occasionally funny, but mostly the first bit 🥄🌻🐝
“I’m keeping my expectations reasonable”- my mother, about me generally
“You’re gonna smash it!! But also go to uni! Don’t rely on this for a proper job”- Phil Ellis
Stop following me, I got nothing
Oncology/Palliative Care.
We will get through this. Stand Strong 💕 Liberal in a very con province, proud Canadian 💕🇨🇦 Leafs fan 🍁
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S.O.S!
SAY NO to FASCISM!
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Teach critical thinking & empathy.
Protect Our Planet!
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VOTE OUT GOP/Pedophile Protectors
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I Cuss a lot!
I follow 💙's!
I'm a retired, HAPPILY 🥰 MARRIED Grammy.
(🚫DMs🚫PORN🚫Maga=BLOCK!)
now available on blue sky
girl writer
associate editor @reductress
writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @theonion
twitter @_chase_____
https://www.instagram.com/mckayg/
she/her
Gateshead-born London-dwelling arts journalist, film reviewer for The Crack Magazine, MDANT, leftist, cyclist, reference understander, fox enthusiast, toiler at the content coalface, severyanin, liker of nice things, ‘good hair'.
weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
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The woman with two dragon tattoos. Extraordinarily and unexpectedly nerdy. I like Star Trek, Tattoos and Tequila. I support Arsenal. I don't like celery.
i’ve discovered that I don’t actually like posting I just enjoy entertaining myself with the thought.
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