Mothman's girlfriend
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
if you're reading this I'm sorry
reposting my old jokes until morale improves
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ he/him โค๏ธโ๐ฅ parasocial butterfly
see posts for relevant stalking info
shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
search links: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p
40-something mediocre millennial
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaallncizzpz4
and all that jazzโฆ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wcwbcms7dur4ai6cipere6m/feed/aaacvklwffbf2
I like love corned beef hash
โฌ๏ธIf you wannaโฌ๏ธ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
Professional imbecile | ๐ฌ๐ง
My stuff here -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaadweqyc656e
Hobbit-esque (Bilbo, not Frodo)
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z3etudejkhuxhf64tyszym24/feed/aaacunfc4wy2e
Youโre going to need a bigger boat..
๐ฆ๐ป๐ญ: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:g4fbbppjumtcbtu4vrworpla/feed/aaamn6iznfzei
They/Them ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
www.connielukey.com
Token weird girl
I donโt even go here
Look! I have a present for you ๐
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
I'm only here to pet pugs.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a
a person, a place, a thing, and an idea
โข Video Editor/GFX Artist
โข Bird Hater
โข Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Iโm the kind of guy who could still be laughing while the state straps me into a big, humming chair. Challenge Rating 5; a good challenge for up to 4 low-level characters. Avi by Top Ramen.
Beautiful little fool ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
https://patreon.com/AsiaDNYC
i am girl pug hear me ruff
โข gen x โข infp
โข amerasian ๐บ๐ฒ๐น๐ผ
โข apolitical โข humanist
โข poet ๐
just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqpayl6g3r7xhjor77o6emn5/feed/aaabwlmqb3jle
i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
she/her/comrade โญ
alt text or die
NWCW
pfp: woman w/fire
banner: sunset&moss
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6
Star of BBC three #KillerMagic โช๏ธ
Miss Mermaid East Sussex 2019 - 2024โช๏ธ
National Reality TV Award Winner โช๏ธ
Jaszmagic@gmail.com โช๏ธ
โฟ๐ฅ๐
Moderately Witty
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ab4esiltiwa3j45vbiojxfgl/feed/aaabvychldq2s
Latest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ab4esiltiwa3j45vbiojxfgl/feed/aaad5hik6o22s
Big heart and laugh at my own jokes. DON'T BE A DICK.
Used to be funny...then I had kids
Oh good, another social media account to not give a fuck about.
My shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:laeamlwwky4kbyoexzptf3ne/feed/aaam3yil5fr6k
โก Faith over chaos โก
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m7nmfnq2ewagmkzwvkd45buk/feed/aaam7sql3432k
Australian Jim Morrison. Real person. Dave's mate.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacc24yfdxgc
Here for the laughs. Unexpectedly making new friends is a bonus. ๐ถ Music gets me through life. Soy Boricua ๐ต๐ท
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xzuljc2lv3k5cjekt5aohqov/feed/aaanoyyxavoxk
Lawyer, fundraiser, novelist, ally, huzbin, daddy. Cornell Hockey. Poker. Brooklyn. He/Him. My wife is the sexiest woman *and* the funniest woman I know.
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
In 100 years none of this is going to matter.
Very much taken.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:24nm2eee6zj76qaa6n2l5jqg/feed/aaaorjjywq5no
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
Husband, father, nerd, person. Occasionally funny, always funny looking.
Beep-beep.
My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
the trailer park mary poppins.
my mind vomit ๐๐ผ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dtgfyjtqwgtgt2c5d7hgmgxi/feed/aaalqsstmekww
he/him/it
read my most recent least bad jokes:
https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaak4yoynatzw
read my all-time least unpopular jokes:
https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaafsgilrfjtm
Bios are overrated just like sleep.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xtwlmhhwp4llw4uxlqewuqr2/feed/aaafydvcmgdx4
Came from there to here due to it being shite now
#ADHD
Here to smile & hopefully help you smile. ๐
Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
Armchair sociologist. Mom. Commie. Cats. Philly. She/her
Absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Hi!
My skeets or whatever they're called
๐
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5uwdzjidqvbzitwhrd4jghph/feed/aaalhnuzrsy7s
Cat lady. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
(All photos my own)
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokesโข๏ธ. Recovering academic turned shitposter ๐ต๐ธ (they/she)๐ณ๏ธโ๐
avi ๐จ by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Garbรกge ๐ฃ๏ธ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
PLAYLIST๐ซด https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ
It me๐ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
Another idiot from Twitter.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k
Artist, author, metal worker, magician, freelance media guy, cat dad.
Sometimes I just start writing things..
In Brighton England
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llsdng4gro2jvpbtd65wjpfy/feed/aaakhuq4ly2dy
Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq
Random
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
A bindle full of blues
Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
Some people liked these:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig
Sometimes I write love notes, sometimes I fart... Sometimes they're the same thing.
A Museum of Fuckery
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
Favstar Alumni. The great dead writers are still laughing at us. Iโd rather be hiking. Sunshine State โ๏ธ๐@luvpugfoundation.
mix of murdery monkey and defcon dragon
sweet & sour skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mgf4y7nzwjhbanyyfqze5qxg/feed/aaaciqfsyjkbm
I donโt give a damn about my reputation and I donโt follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
๐ถ next weโre movinโ on๐ถ
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4jhtcd275ikpucwarol6hll6/feed/aaacxnpcj52bg
Basically just another prick yeah
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ocmkzd7qdxqlynt5pryk4y6v/feed/aaaigme7fyoqe
good luck, honey
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybrwo3nukomwftjzqpxwu2pe/feed/aaalqf3fd6wjm
mom, artist, cats, crows, books, tv, music, french fries, flowers, skulls, dragons, trees, wind, sun, moon, clouds, kindness, water, love, blood, hope
Asstown resident and owner of the Asstown Bakery. One of these days I will jump through my own asshole. Anxious and sexy. I like fruity people and outdoor showers
Skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaonwhdmx2o2
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
36 he/him Florida
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
i am drowning. there is no sign of land.
I thought I cared. Turns out I dont.
Somethng s mssng from your lfe
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajpevonw36e
Part nerd.. stealer of souls.. lover of things.. 1 degree of separation from Kevin Bacon
My stuff - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4zt6syuq2iaus6gb2k3ecf5n/feed/aaafpc4hzhilk
i am funflaps' archnemesis and will one day take over as evil ruler of the pond
But do you frolic?
๐ฑ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jbbmqp3piyjq2huf67xnkaqq/feed/aaabtjiqs3mhw
Listening to books counts as reading! Well tolerated kook โ-> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kfmtqxh6jfria7fv2ve66gfn/feed/aaao6idjk67ra
Cheese thief. Armed & dangerous.
Mom // ESPN Director // Pro Choice
Twitter: CatHunterESPN
IG: PepperPottsGSD
TikTok: catherinehunterespn
Bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5hk2nrykrer3khsffzlqefg/feed/aaafdjtsz25ls
Haunted
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajycxuilmly
Info on a โneed to knowโ basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns
My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
(They/them)
Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
I love three things: my dog, 60s/70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it.
OnlyFlans: bit.ly/flansposts
pls pay me 2 write 4 u thx ๐
I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA.
Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
Contributor:
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN