Hymie Tungjorps. Hungie Bopboops. Hingy Tingus. Hyro Bingbip. Hingus Dalp. Jangly Hinghops. Tarmie Wingwas. Tempie Hemphouse.
https://github.com/hunkyjimpjorps
2-time NBA all star and new york times bestselling author
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- @killthecomputer.com
- https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com
a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
Chief Justice of Bluesky and Twitter. Send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. “That lady said wiener!” I’m fucking awesome.
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Philadelphia Eagles fan
Washington, DC
Hey it’s Hegelbon from No Cartridge! The less beloved host! Email at Trevor.strunk@gmail.com go listen at patreon.com/nocartridge!
stay tuned for wet mystery at @telodendron.bsky.social
@Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
We'll always have Brandon Roy.
https://linktr.ee/IHateThisTeam
The views expressed on this website are the views of your employer.
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Opinions are my own (but they are correct)
https://mattdpearce.substack.com
If it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this lasagna across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack
free palestine. 5-4 podcast. popular cradle podcast. seen some shit.
i live in your nearest comments section (@dalgonquin on that other hellsite & wwtd? on deadspin). piping hot take of the day curator. if everything is fire then someone needs to set it. thanks for reading.
Senior editor at The American Prospect, cohost and producer of the @leftanchor.bsky.social podcast https://www.patreon.com/leftanchor
Newsletter: https://www.ryanlcooper.com/
Hockey iconoclast, loyal Cascadian. Creator of "Benning on Empty". I’m the guy who yells “passsss!” on the power play.
I N D P L S
https://letterboxd.com/hesagoodboy/
a great damp loaf of a body
you’re trying to tell me the sky blue this social?
Deputy editor, Defector.com
comedian :( POD: @whatatimepod.bsky.social IG: instagram.com/yahootoolbar TWITCH: twitch.tv/pig_dog NEWSLETTER: humbleoffering.com
Old Seminole Heights — Tampa — Florida — U.S.A.
Journalist. Consultant. Neighborhood trustee. Voting rights advocate. Non-profit theater board member. Citrus grower. Beagle foster dad. Wife guy.
Signal: 352.222.2706
https://timburkelegalfund.org
I'm nice now and I won't spam your timeline with dumb stuff, I promise
screenwriter and bean to bar bad boy
You can take the boy out of Pittsburgh but you can't take the fries out of the salad
A parody of his former self
Some people like to go out and paint the town red. I am not one of them.
Independent journalist.
Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268.
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kenklippenstein.substack.com
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
sports talk radio producer / pro wrestling PxP / actor / WHL Giants host / ADHD-DVD podcaster. will never join Threads, so I guess this is it for me
📍Vancouver
senior greek & latin lecturer at college of charleston and sometime writer & editor. he/his/him. email: jimlohmar@gmail.com
The contemptible Tim Onion.
My new bit is running a fever for no real reason
Here for the same reason as everyone else: to attempt to fill the hole in my soul.
I'm Not Carl. Abolish ICE
@rjwinfield at the other place. 2x National Wiffleball Journalist of the Year, head of digital marketing at Advance, Faroe Islands football enthusiast, Detroit Tigers and Lions, things of that nature. Dad. Kalamazoo Michigan.
Apparently a foreign agitator from Cuba. Boul from that other jawn.
I will never call them skeets. I host a podcast called Soundtracker, you can find it anywhere you listen to podcasts, or here https://www.buzzsprout.com/1840875
City Saint Country Saint with @ugarles.bsky.social
@fxnewsletter.bsky.social
@amprestigepod.bsky.social
senior writer @wired.com
tips: miles_klee@wired.com or signal @millionbear.44
book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
⚠️ this user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
a sincere effort is all you can ask.
AKA getfiscal.
https://linktr.ee/donhughes
I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
Blogger, Defector co-founder, enjoyer of flowers and birds.
https://defector.com/author/chris-thompson
chris.thompson@defector.com
You know me. ALL OF YOU. You don't know me.
Who the hell is Rick Nashtag? He's somebody
History's most successful legal podcaster, co-host of 5-4 pod. He/Him @fivefourpod.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Former noted egg in pocket haver
Anarchist. Businessman. Foodie. Doctor. Grandfather. Bobblehead. Ghost. Opossum. Typist. Baker. Farrier. Hummingbird. Servant. Fabulist. Leader. Infant.
Do you enojy sporting events aand pop culture
Three-time winner of Phoenix Magazine's Readers Choice Award for "Best Twitter," but now saving my better stuff for Bluesky, because you folks are so smart. And, did I mention, handsome!
Arizona, USA
Philly. First Amendment lawyer at FIRE. Licensed in CA, PA. Opinions my own.
Gen-X icon, Knicks fan, Bills fan, New Yorker, I enjoy Chili Cheese Fritos, weed is good, SPAM is delicious, Fuck the NRA, Ask not for whom the Bobo honks; it honks for thee #FreemanTurtlehead2028
don’t play games on my webpage
twitch.tv/eatchain
The architects of our doom around their tables sit
And in their thrones of power, condemn those they've cast adrift
Echoes down the city street, their harpy's laughter rings
Waiting for the curtain call, oblivious in the wings
Author. Scribbler. LFL old-timer. San Francisco. 🇨🇦 🇨🇱
First Jewish member of OTF (2018-2018)
low-grade moron. i have a cat
Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..
Beets, Bears, Battlescar Galactica. Father to 3 horrible daughters. Smithy of words, drinker of beer. Winter is coming. Views my own.
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
it’s too late I’ve ruined it
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