Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
A bit silly, love music, football fan, likes holidays, owner of Luna 😺 x
Dog lover, cat lover, love Democracy
Battling Awkward Egg crust ahead
one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came
click the blue thingy for just me:
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Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
🇮🇪 Formerly a young smart arse, now an old wise arse. Mum of three teens. Don’t follow me, though, I’m lost. She/her. A proud mammy for trans rights. 🏳️⚧️
Imperfection at its finest.
I tell my kettle to fuck off a lot. Parody of a man.
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕕𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕥
︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶
29 • I be sayin stuff then disappearing for a while sometimes
Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
Redskins 🏈 Washington Capitals 🏒 sunsets, beach, bourbon 🥃 old country roads, rock music soothes my soul 🎶🤘old sarcastic asshole has arrived 💋🌹
Updated bio: English grandad who loves banter and funny people. I don’t want to see boobs I want to see your music taste and your art. Love my family and my dog very much. Hampshire England 🏴
Why are you still breathing my air?
👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
*Honks nose aggressively*
STAY ANGRY.
FUCK ICE.
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
♊️ Former railroader. #FAMUly 🐍 mechanical engineering grad, Lover of #HBCUs
#Steelers #Lakers #Braves
delightful entertainment
👩💻: @verb.dating
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy.
🍋👻👾💣
🇦🇺🏳️🌈
Author from Southern California. Formerly Hyde, previous Wordwizard, current Lovecraftian mad god.
He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaojsl3rtwa2 Link created by: @beaveinflow.bsky.social
I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. ACAB
#bringbackthebush
Jan aka Baby Swayze aka bestie
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”*
Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™️
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*the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances
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(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes)
she/her
just another girl
🪷🇵🇸❤️🔥
crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹
links.weratedogs.com
Unfluencer.
Opinionated.
#Engineer
#Geek
#Plymouth
We are all Homo Sapiens.
#Antitheist.
99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.
Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work.
https://linktr.ee/juglugs
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
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Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju
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Awkward Canadian. Love to laugh….always doing my best to make things weird.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6l4vjya4znndwxe362czzjc/feed/aaaci7ra7bd7q
...get off of my cloud☁️...
the girl with the toaster bath tattoo
🏳️🌈 sleepiest lesbian 👩🏼❤️💋👩🏻
full-time misandrist & part-time heterophobe
FUCK ISRAEL & FASCISTS. free 🇵🇸 & 👊 n*zis
🏳️⚧️ she/they. 🌲 PNW. 30s. ☉♊︎ ☽♉︎ ↑♈︎
🔞 MenDNI
Still ultrafinitist, but with a softer side.
https://www.kleene.church/
I do the Church of Logic podcast.
https://open.spotify.com/show/6vEh6ZpQr1Eoeoz8TbsMKx?si=3-hd-mv3ShGe2LFij4MCIQ
keen runner (half marathons), rugby fan, quins fanatic, almost a geek, also works in finance to pay the beer bills
Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors
Cat fan
Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
She/her
✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Survived long enough to see rights given me in the 1970’s disappear. Looks like voting and due process are next. Doing what I can.
Gardener by temperament, biologist by training, dog and cat wrangler. Sci-fi audiobooks rule. And Pratchett.
Need any fertilizer? I got a lot of it
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Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven
nappin' and a yappin', that's what's happenin'
My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
Starve the Zombies
Post your brains
Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe
This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue
English teacher / writer. Liberal Democrat NO DMs, NO Crypto, no Illuminati/ NO sex workers/dating, No donations/beggars, No lottery winners. Political junkie. Cardinals baseball/ Chiefs Fan. #USC #ChapmanU #BlueCrew
18+. She/Her. Didn’t have any other socials to go to. 🏳️⚧️
Spaghetti Queen
Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ypi2ypcmwvve2wdskgyewg33/feed/aaahvzz6cidci
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θ∆
catgirl 😺
ponygirl 🐴
I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war. - Sterling Archer
She/her/🐖
Lvl 41
Bipolar 🐻❄️
Miniskirt.
#disabled
I support American dubbed anime and stand with Vic Mignogna!
And in my spare time loves to fanart with cheap art supplies. 🎨 You don't need expensive shit. To Xpress yourself!
✌️ 💕 🌈
He/Him: accomplice to the stars and those they've blessed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ean2befltadvqu5obemolf4l/feed/aaakmk66npqli
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ean2befltadvqu5obemolf4l/feed/aaaenoq4rbqdm
NGL: https://ngl.link/etherealastronaut1
Science, dill pickles, mountain bikes, synthesizers, cats, nature, hockey, White Claw, gaming, backcountry, and non-fiction in West by God Appalachia. Stoopid.
Lesbian. Norse Pagan. NJ Devils fan. 10b Gardener. Home baker. So many pets. Democrat. Leather woman
Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
SHOP (see 📌 post): tylerfromtheinternet.com
Professional Procrastinating Introvert
Recovering addict
www.fluxedflow.com
New Crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a
Craptacular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
(They/them)
Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
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All:
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Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
Poor people can't have food or healthcare because a sweaty, stuttering billionaire is afraid of the anti-Christ.
She/her
Bass player, collector, sarcastic ass hat
Support Democracy, Gen X, Fighter for ALL Rights, Therapist; 20+years. OUTSPOKEN regarding Healthcare, DOG lover, Proud Navy wife (husband retired - after 30 years).
Fuck ICE
Failed speling pased civics. Jus a guy from down da bayou.
GEAUX TIGERS GEAUX SAINTS
#EndCitizensUnited
That is my boy Maximus. Underneath that ruff exterior beats the heart of an ass. He really is pretty judgmental.
I should be writing
(the kittens disagree)
Former EICx3
HWA, MWA, SFWA
Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots
Coming from X?
Wipe your feet, mmm'k?
Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s
Doing the Neutron Dance.
A Muse
A Siren
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Make Art Not Friends
Mutiny at Midnight
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
Retired graphic designer and IT professional; hobby photographer. INTP, happily married to @annakc.bsky.social. Member of the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Apostrophes. Investment offers = block🚫
NO UNINVITED DMs!!!
https://glass.photo/tonydf
Democrat ✅
LGBTQI+ friendly✅
Refugee ally✅
BLM✅
Trump❌
Porn❌
Bitcoin❌
No DM❌ unless known.
Resist Resist Resist✅
🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦
Music - retired teacher, who keeps honing my vocal craft.🎶
Cancer Survivor, second cancer warrior
Vermontt!!!!! ❤️ 👉Red Sox👈 (Boston sports!!!) F1 Norwich Hockey
