Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't even bother.
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Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
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formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked 😭
Angry. Like, all the time.
middle age they/them queer in philly
Music enthusiast & greasy food expert.
📍NB, Texas
Thirty something.
I don’t respond to DM’s 🤷♀️
✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
Mom to a son…two fur babies…and those who can’t adult…collect vinyl and bad habits…crochet shit and read shit…love everything horror…
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Yep, it's me. Same asshole, different app. Same jokes, same bits, same waste-of-time.
All Ben Affleck movies are Get-Away-From-Ben-Affleck movies, really.
GenX girl in a techno world
Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️
How do YOU flamingo?
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get hosed, ya turkey!
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🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
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DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show.
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At least my poor life choices have a fun soundtrack. Feel free to call me Dad. Im old.
Sent from my iPhone
My Posts
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I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Low calorie human
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
bob's burgers enthusiast
(she/they)
me (generally): https://bsky.app/profile/nosidameyahs.bsky.social/search
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
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I blew out my knee jazzercising.
New to Bluesky—
Twitter, est. 2014
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Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 29/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
Pagan 🔮
Grad student 📚
Music connoisseur 🎶
Y'all means ALL 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Fitness fanatic 🏋🏾♀️
Tarot reader 🃏
Vinyl collector ⏺
Knitter 🧶
Priestess of hornyposting 🔞
End The ICE Age 🧊
Boyfriend here ⬇️
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social 🖤
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
i make bad art and worse jokes and i enjoy the science side of cooking and baking.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
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Here to smile & hopefully help you smile. 😘
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
🕷🌱🍁
an attic full of broken toys
my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
I don’t know what I’m doing 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
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Weird shit men say to me
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Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Welcome to Generational Differences, the podcast where a curious 10-year-old son and his seasoned father sit down for lighthearted yet thought-provoking discussions about the world through their very different lenses.
FLUXED ⚡️
The opposite of static.
Defined by the carve, the line, and the pocket.
Join the flow state. 🌊⛷️🚵
Shop Fluxed here:
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I am 👉🏼a real human 📝 🚫Not a bot and not Keanu Reeves🤣 Just say no to the illuminati scams. Don’t be a cursed pizza with a threatening aura.
https://www.instagram.com/sou1ark?igsh=MWI2OW55amVxbWtwaw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙
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Nodding and playing along.
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
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Seeping back into the primordial ooze
Here for the hullabaloo.
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Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
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🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
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Just regular
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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inside, dead
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she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty
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resident pantologist
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Wife|Mom|Oma
Not too tired to laugh at my own jokes.
#mutantfam #horrorfam #boglife
I engage in recreational fear💀
Taken🖤no DMs
“Those who analyze, murder.
Those who read carefully, dismember.”
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
PAIN ROOM
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$valleygf
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
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discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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head chog
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Howlin' forever, oh oh
my posts
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Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
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Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
I used to be funny on the other app.
Creative Profesh.
Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes.
She/Her
My stash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonbohssdjhqlu3vp6qe/feed/aaaee6vuxcj6s
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
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