Derrick Maxey

Music Education Resources for a New Era

they/she | alcoholic in recovery | probably an Australian (sorry) 1 Month 🎉🥺 contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24

forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.

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Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON

Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts

Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w

Too much lobster on the plane, the plane won’t stay up. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social

Contributor: @theonion.com @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social

she/her • married • i hat typos Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m https://rehabadminroadmap.carrd.co/

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Not exactly nailing it

come waste your time with me

Things are terrible (we follow our contributors)

Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4

I want to do everything all the time https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32

from the magazines

Enthusiast

1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social

dangerously hydrated she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat. Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social. Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting https://ko-fi.com/elleg

in a dumpster. i post about jason statham sometimes

my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc

Ancient crow witch (she/her) Nonromancable character in this game

Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4

enjoy the process 💜 •I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else• Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu

🏳️‍🌈 he/him ❤️‍🔥 parasocial butterfly see posts for relevant stalking info shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 search links: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p

Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, and CBS • I joke a lot.

hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.

ohhhh nooooooooooo

I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eovcv23qyhbah4huiqzirnp4/feed/aaaea46bxsi3k

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here. tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs

• Video Editor/GFX Artist • Bird Hater • Los Angeles/Atlantic City Recent Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m

Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero https://theobscuregentlemen.com https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b

I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine

live from Minnesota my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa

The Story of My Experiments with Truth

oh..... hello

sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺

what’s going on with my career

Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42

wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it 📍Lake of the Ozarks, MO https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous

I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???) she/her dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️ https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg

melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw

death historian. part time comedian. feral gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian always a candidate, never a doctor death is for everybody out fall 2026*

“hunting boots”

PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q

if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts

idiot. one time documentary subject. Red River Métis. he/him. Free Palestine.

If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72

no klaatu no barada no nikto🛸🚫 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y

husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin

Can you hear it? She/her

There's no business My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iospu3tavlzqplkpbgpiz6nb/feed/aaafjks2ddefk

Based on a true story she/they Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2 wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW

31 | books | games | writing | she/they affiliate on: twitch.tv/okiecorri

Former zygote.

Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi

I just do whatever the cats tell me to

Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾

I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o

33. Buffalover living in CO. Hozier devotee. If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted.

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt

Pigeon fancier (unofficial)

it's like a baby it's like a clown that is a baby mdni pls it's bc i don't like u .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ pfp by kelsey<3

Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag

Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.

Game designer (Sin Eater, The CryptID Show, psych: the ttrpg) • Dark Souls 2 apologist • muay thai freak • https://plusoneexp.com/products/cryptid-show

She/her read, write, walk, repeat

i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us

engagement forager he/him none of us are free until all of us are free

leftist queer research nurse. lots of opinions, dancing in the pool, and binging all the tv shows. pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com

i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms canadian, not american https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella

will people *please* stop implying or outright saying that i'm approx. 67k years old. it's laughable.

British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel

emerging to do this again. fascists can look elsewhere. i like liking myself

shrimp-eating

Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.

I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified. Living in the great state of Maine. My children: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6

i am the world's fastest classically trained clown

Comics writer. DC, Rick and Morty: New Year Special (Oni), Under Kingdom (Dark Horse), MEAT4BURGERS, Earth to Chris Cleevy (2026, HarperAlley) He/Him. Newsletter: http://eepurl.com/c-r1Rb

silly billy

i am drowning. there is no sign of land.

I just really like my cat tbh 🇵🇸 Affiliate of Twitch 🫡 twitch.tv/aubviouslynot (she/her) 18+

A/S/L: 666 / not applicable / hell

nothing much to report thanks for asking

animal lover 🐛 artist 🎨 community steward 💗 voiceover & graphics demo lunavoz.com

a man of letters

Uncle expert

I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸

When the going gets tough, the tough get growing

Prints available here: https://store.falseknees.com/

writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc

stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster

Hell, I love everybody https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope

my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw